I open a supermarket in Meiman

New York, Manhattan.please()

In a small shop that even has no signboard.

A group of Avengers were drinking heavily.

After a few glasses of wine, Lu Yu held Hill's hand and started chatting, "Hill, let me tell you, don't think I just opened the door, but in fact it was extremely dangerous (safety) at that time."

"If you are not careful, you will be happy and die."

"Well...Jarvis, give me Potts's number." After the call was connected, Tony said to Potts on the phone with drunken eyes: "Potts, I miss you."

"Sorry sir, no one answered Miss Potts' call." Jarvis's innocent voice came from the phone.

Tony: “…….”

Dr. Banner ate the barbecue in silence, and soon his stomach became full and he couldn't eat anymore.

(Hulk: Let Hulk out, Hulk must eat until he is full.)

Captain Dragonfly silently skewered the meatballs and ate them, tweeting in his head: The weather is so nice today (New York ruins background picture) (Beautiful man picture) (Blue sky picture).

Cap threw his shields together and drank while thinking about Carter.

Hawkeye Barton and Natasha got together, "Are they drunk after just a few bottles of wine?"

"Understood, don't say it." Natasha said meaningfully. Look at the drunk people inside. Which one doesn't have a girlfriend?

Look at those who don’t drink and eat dryly. Which one is not single?

(Dr. Banner: Hey, I also have a female ticket.)

……

Early the next morning, Lu Yu got up and sat on the bed thinking about the problem.

He seemed to be drunk last night, and then little sister Hill carried him to bed, and then...

Lu Yu suddenly opened the quilt nervously, then walked around the bed and sniffed the bed's smell.

Well, the whole face is full of the smell of my own sweat.

[Nothing embarrassing happened last night. 】Lu Yu sat down on the bed with a hopeless expression on his face. He was already like this and still hadn’t had sex. Do he have to wear a virgin hat for the rest of his life?

[No, such a terrible thing cannot happen to me. 】

Lu Yu decided to commit suicide as soon as possible.

Open the curtains and let the sunlight shine in.

He made a difficult decision.

Draw today.

Lu Yu opened a door and ran to his supermarket.

When he entered, he found a big hole in the supermarket and the floor was covered with bricks, dust and cement blocks.

Damn, who destroyed my supermarket and I just decorated it.

Forget it, go back to Nick Fury to fix it.

After all, I helped New York.

Repairing the supermarket should be free.

He walked into his supermarket, called the system, and summoned the big carousel.

Lu Yu: "System, I have some bad news to tell you."

system:"????."

Lu Yu: "I feel like my life is meaningless."

Tired and exhausted, this was his current state.

If you don’t have a young lady or a little lolita, and you can’t get any good stuff, you might as well just die.

Well, the system should have sensed this sentence.

So give me the big prize.

System: "Host, I also sensed what you said next."

Lu Yu: "Please don't care about these details."

Having the ability to perceive and think is unpleasant, and now he finally understands why so many people hate Professor Charles.

This feeling of nakedness is almost the same as clairvoyance.

Thinking about it, Lu Yu put his hand on the big turntable and pressed it.

ding dong...

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking red pomegranate energy water."

"Energy water?" Lu Yu blinked. Energy water sounds like a bit of science fiction, but what's the point of adding red pomegranate in front?

"This is a beauty product." The system mocked Lu Yu's knowledge, "It has nothing to do with the high-tech products you are thinking of."

Lu Yu was furious, "I don't believe my face is so dark, so I slapped you again."

ding dong...

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for Doraemon..." Lu Yu felt like he had been tricked by the sky, and he began to feel extremely excited. The terms 22nd Century Earth and mass-produced robots may sound very low-key, but what if this 22nd Century Earth may be the highest technology in the entire multiverse?

In the world of Doraemon, the earth in the 22nd century has already conquered the timeline and dimensions. They have developed various causal props and timeline props, which are incredible.

System: "...My favorite Dorayaki."

Lu Yu: "System, you eat shit."

The system has now learned to play tricks on people.

He was so tired.

System: "You are as happy as a fool before I finish speaking. Do you blame me?"

Lu Yu: "Get out!"

After scolding him, he started drawing money again.

ding dong...

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking the Hai Zhiyan fruit drink."

"Smoking the crap again."

Although he was used to smoking garbage, he felt distressed when he smoked for $50 a time.

"I'll smoke again."

ding dong...

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking Kunlun Mountain mineral water."

"I smoke."

ding dong...

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking Dove chocolate."

"smoke."

ding dong...

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking oatmeal."

Forget it, I have bad luck today, so I won’t smoke anymore.

Lu Yu felt that today might be his unlucky day and he wouldn't be able to smoke anymore.

Another reason is that he only has a few million in his account balance, and the slightly better unique products on the carousel are basically closed to him.

After not winning the lottery, Lu Yu opened a door.

S.H.I.E.L.D., inside Trident Headquarters.

Nick Fury saw a space door suddenly popping up in the office and knew that Lu Yu was here.

"How did you come?"

"My supermarket was smashed."

Lu Yu looked at Nick Fury helplessly, but Nick Fury felt that this had nothing to do with him, "Why did you come to me when your supermarket was smashed?"

"I want your free engineering team to help me fix it."

free!

Focus.

Nick Fury heard the key point and raised his eyebrows, "There are many damaged areas in New York. That engineering team has received a lot of orders and is working on it. We don't have time to help you repair the supermarket for free at the moment."

He also emphasized the emphasis on free.

Free supermarket repair?

How did you think it was so beautiful?

"What if I say I know where the Cosmic Cube and the Mind Stone are?" Lu Yu calmly threw Wang Zha away.

"I think this kind of private work is wrong and cannot be used for public and private purposes." Nick Fury immediately said: "In addition, as SHIELD's engineering team, they have an obligation to help SHIELD's friends repair supermarkets for free."

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