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In a fighter jet.please()

Lu Yu and his widowed sister Natasha were alone in the same room, so of course they didn't do anything shameful.

Just kidding, there is a big light bulb with a size of Tianzi here.

Captain America looked at Lu Yu who was obviously in a daze in the cabin, stretched out his hand, smiled slightly, and said: "Hello, my name is Steve Rogers. Nice to meet you. Your spring water is delicious."

"Hello, my name is Lu Yu." Lu Yu looked at Captain America's body-building body, and suddenly had the idea of ​​going to Cyclops to get a dose of super soldier serum to inject himself.

There's no way, Captain America's figure is really awesome. No wonder there were so many girls who liked Captain America before time travel, but they couldn't stand it, because Captain America belongs to Kiba... No, I made a mistake, it belongs to Bucky.

But then again, is it true that in the Marvel Universe, as long as the name is gay, it is considered gay?

Bucky has a gay name, so he and Captain America are gay. No matter how many times Hydra brainwashes him, he can never forget the hot man in his memory.

Not to mention Loki, who has "ki" in his name, so he and Thor, the God of Thunder, had a scene where you are the wind and I am the sand, the mountains have no edges, the sky and the earth are in harmony, and I dare not stand up to you.

No matter what trouble Loki gets into, he will always keep his gay friend alive.

It seems that I must be careful when I meet someone with a gay name in the future, otherwise the one-on-one duel may turn into a one-on-two duel at any time.

When Lu Yu's soul was wandering in the sky, Captain America suddenly opened the cabin and jumped out of the fighter jet.

"Aren't you going to avenge Hill?" Natasha looked back from the cab and saw that Lu Yu had no intention of going down, so she asked, "Why don't you go down?"

"Uh..." He could say that he was thinking about gay things at the time, but how could he tell Natasha about this kind of thing? What if she told her about it and Hill, Hill would have another What misunderstanding? Does he still want his happy life?

"I'm leaving now."

Lu Yu raised his hand, threw out a purple ball, which even he himself didn't understand, and opened a space door in the fighter jet.

This door-opening technique was a skill that appeared after he ate the gem called Mutant Bloodline (Flicker). Although he didn't understand the principle, he could open the door correctly.

"Yu, you are actually a mutant." Natasha was shocked when she saw Guangmen. She had been in contact with Lu Yu several times, so why didn't she find out that he was a mutant?

"I only recently became a mutant."

"Did you just awaken recently? I'm so envious." Natasha said with envy. She didn't want to sell mutant abilities to Lu Yu, because many mutants are not born with abilities. They have lived for several years or so. It was only after a sudden mutation occurred decades later that he gained mutant abilities.

She thought Lu Yu was also a mutant who suddenly mutated.

Lu Yu opened the door, got in, and the next moment he was on the ground from the fighter jet.

On the ground, Loki was giving a great speech. He wanted to use his sharp tongue to persuade the people on earth to accept his rule, but an uncle stood up and laughed at him.

It's okay, it's nothing to just laugh at, it can't make him explode on the spot, not only can't make him explode on the spot, on the contrary, he wants the old man to explode.

Then he was knocked away.

Loki got up from the ground and was so angry that he spiraled into the sky. He finally had the opportunity to show off his superiority in front of everyone, but in the end he was sent flying without doing anything.

He planned to teach this cross-dressing fetishist who appeared out of nowhere a lesson, and then he saw a purple circular light door opened next to him.

Lu Yu walked out and saw a man with reindeer antlers standing next to him.

Dressed like this, he must be Loki.

Very good, it’s you, take a bite out of me.

Lu Yu flicked his hand and opened the portal behind Loki, and when he wasn't paying attention, he pointed a bottle of Tihua's Show at his head.

boom!

Something exploded, liquid splattered.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Loki's head that exploded, but the bottle of Dihua Show.

"Well, the Show of Flowers is indeed not as useful as the domestic artifact bricks." Lu Yu tilted his head and said, "But it's still good to use it to wash your hair."

"You angered me." Loki thought that you should use some water to wash my hair. If you don't use some water to wash my hair, wouldn't it ruin my hair?It was unbearable, so he immediately picked up the scepter and used a laser attack on Lu Yu.

Lu Yu raised his hand and opened a space door, blocking the path that the laser must pass through, and moved the laser to the sky. "Loki, you can't. This laser can also hit birds. If you want to hit me, you are just dreaming."

Bang!

There was a crisp sound, and Sister Lin fell from the sky... No, it was the Iron Monster.

"Who hit me just now?" Tony struggled to get up from the ground, looking at Loki, Lu Yu, and Captain America with a look of resentment.

He originally wanted to make a spectacular debut.

For this, he even prepared the background music, but a laser flashed and he was knocked down from the sky.

All of a sudden, all the cool stuff comes on stage, all the BGM is gone, and the resentment breaks through the sky.

"It's him." Lu Yu pointed at Loki, as if he was singing, "It's him, it's him, it's him, our boss, silly Loki." "The laser was emitted from the scepter in his hand. I can see it clearly." It’s clear, if you don’t believe me, ask Captain America.”

"Really? Captain America." Tony turned to look at Captain America.

"Uh..." How should I say this? If I say it was Lu Yu who hit me, will it cause discord among everyone? Forget it, let's just tell the truth, "Yu is right, it was him who sent it."

The laser was thrown by Loki, so there's nothing wrong with it.

"Very well, you reindeer, let's see if Tony doesn't beat the crap out of you today."

Tony raised his right hand flat, pointed it at Loki, and used the palm-extended version of the Six-Meining Divine Sword to directly knock out Loki who was about to argue that it was not me.

When Captain America saw it, he thought to himself that this was a good relationship. The firepower output in the team had already started, and he, the tank, had to follow quickly.

So he rushed forward and gave Loki a kick, an uppercut, and a shield blow. He came out with a set of three qualities in a row and knocked Loki away.

Halfway through his flight, Lu Yu opened the door behind Loki, then opened the door himself and got in.

The fighter plane shook for a while, and then Loki looked at his surroundings in confusion. He was still on the ground just now, how could he be here all of a sudden?

"Where is this?"

"Prison." Natasha turned on the autopilot and tied up Loki three or five times with her backhand. Then she looked at Lu Yu who opened the door and said calmly, "Next time, please inform me first when you send someone here." Let me know so I can make preparations first."

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