I open a supermarket in Meiman

This weirdo is Lu Yu.Mobile terminal m..

After he put on the Loki mask, he somehow felt filled with the desire to be funny, so he just barged in and read out the Rockets' classic lines.

Thinking of this, he communicated with the system in his mind, "Uncle System, didn't you say you wouldn't let my temperament change drastically and my soul become a slave to the mask? Why do I feel like I become more funny after wearing a mask?"

Forget it, although he had a little funny impulse in his heart, he thought it was because he had just come into contact with Loki Mask and was so excited that his behavior became so frivolous.

But this time it was obviously abnormal. The normal route would have been for him to set up a light stage on a rainy night, then shout out Team Rocket's classic lines to attract attention, and then take Thor's hammer away under the gaze of everyone.

This is how you can act cool.

Instead of being like now, not showing off at all, but acting like a malicious and funny clown.

He expressed calmness to Lu Yu's doubts about the system, "This system only guarantees that the host will not have a drastic change of heart and the soul will become a slave of the mask. It does not make any guarantee for the host's funny desires that will be amplified after wearing the Loki mask. A good host will eat Pufferfish, the system guarantees that the host will not be poisoned by pufferfish, but it does not guarantee that the host will not develop symptoms after eating pufferfish poison, so please do not blame the host on the system, the system will not take the blame."

System, what you said makes sense, but I am speechless.

Lu Yu felt that the system he was bound to was very intelligent and he had learned to give examples.

But why is this example so awkward?

Okay, this is an embarrassing example, the system boss still says whatever he wants.

"What are you doing here?" Coulson hurried over and saw Lu Yu shouting loudly, trying to communicate with him. According to Director Nick Fury's instructions, once he meets someone from this organization, his first priority is to find a way to ask information about their organization.

"Also, where are you from, Africa? East? Or Siberia?"

The first two places are the most chaotic in the world, and the latter place is the territory of the Russians, the old rival of the United States, and there is no pressure to go dark.

"I come from the void." Lu Yu said pretending to be profound.

Void?Where is this?Is there a place with this name on Earth?As for outside the earth, he didn't even think about it. This was not the time for the aliens to invade again in the future. Everyone didn't know that aliens liked to invade the earth so much.

Coulson was still thinking, and Thor became alert, "What is your purpose?"

Although he lost his divine power and became a mortal, Thor still felt the familiar fluctuations of divine power from this strange man.

It's a bit like Loki's supernatural power, but it's not the same.

Of course he would not know that it was indeed Loki's divine power, but this Loki was not Piloki. Compared with the evil god Loki who made Loki's mask, the Loki of this world was simply a weakling.

"Didn't I say it? I want to pick up the hammer and try it." Lu Yu said.

"Don't touch my hammer." Thor stood between Lu Yu and the hammer, his muscles tensed up. For some reason, he always felt that something would happen if this weirdo got close to the hammer.

"It depends on whether you can stop him or not." After saying this, Lu Yu felt like a villain, but after thinking about it, he seemed to be playing the villain now, so he felt at ease.

After saying harsh words, of course I have to rush.

He turned into a green whirlwind and turned directly around.

As the bravest warrior in God's Domain, how could he cowardly escape even if he became an ordinary person, so he roared and rushed away.

Then he flew.

After flying a gorgeous parabola, Thor landed face first on the ground smoothly and made a banging sound. He used facts to clear up S.H.I.E.L.D.'s grievances and proved that S.H.I.E.L.D. used other than plastic when building its defense line. They also used steel, and they didn't line their own pockets.

Lu Yu stopped, stood in front of Thor's Hammer, and touched his face. He felt pain for Thor, but why is my face so thick?

"Barton, attack, but don't kill him." He thought it would be a good idea to capture this weirdo first and then interrogate him slowly.

call out!

Sharp arrows pierced the air and shot out.

Lu Yu raised his hand and casually grabbed the arrow in his hand.

Wearing the Loki mask, he can be said to be a superhuman being. There is nothing wrong with him performing an arrow grabbing with his bare hands.

"Return this arrow to you." He picked up the arrow and threw it back. The arrow fell on the side of Hawkeye Barton in a parabola.

Hawkeye Barton stood on the high platform without hiding, very calmly, "Your accuracy is a bit off."

Lu Yu: "Really? Look at what it is."

Hawkeye Barton lowered his head and saw that the arrow had turned into a grenade at some point, with smoke coming out of the end of the bomb.

"Fuck!"

boom!

Hawkeye Barton jumped from the high platform at a speed worthy of a diver.

Lu Yu: "Okay, no one will stop me from pulling out Thor's hammer now."

A question appeared in Colson's mind: Am I not a human being?

But then again, as a non-special operations personnel, he felt that it was better for him to stand aside now, so he silently took a step back and looked up at the sky. It seemed that the moon on a rainy night was particularly round.

Lu Yu was very satisfied with Coulson's awareness of current affairs, so he ignored him and put his hands on Thor's hammer.

Coulson narrowed his eyes: "He started."

Thor, the God of Thunder, who had just climbed up from the ground, saw Lu Yu preparing to pull out Thor's hammer and dismissed it: Only those with strong strength and protective heart can pull out Thor's hammer.

After his hand paused on Mjolnir for a few seconds, Lu Yu stopped. He changed his hair and murmured to himself, "It seems like something is missing."

Then Coulson watched Lu Yu reach into his pocket.

After touching it twice, a CD player was pulled out, "As a man who has his own BGM, how can he do things without BGM."

Colson was shocked: How could such a big CD player fit into such a small pocket? Also, what the hell is this BGM? Can it be played even without electricity?

Accompanied by the subwoofer-like BGM, Lu Yu solemnly put his hands on Thor's hammer, suddenly lifted it up, and pulled the hammer up from the ground.

Colson, “….”

Thor, "That's impossible."

When Lu Yu heard Thor's words, he turned around and smiled, "Nothing is impossible in my BGM."

Coulson: "Does it mean that if you want to lift Mjolnir, you have to play BGM first?"

Thor, "Is it because I can't lift Mjolnir because I didn't play the BGM?"

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