I open a supermarket in Meiman

"This is my little tooth, little Apple. I can't love you too much."

The little red face warms my heart

Light up the fire of my life, fire fire fire fire! "

In the spaceship, Star-Lord wore a headset and sang loudly.

"No, I mean, you lent me the spaceship, why did you come with me and stayed with me and refused to leave?" Lu Yu looked at Star-Lord speechlessly.

Nonsense, what if I don’t follow you and you run away with my spaceship?

Star-Lord rolled his eyes at Lu Yu. After lending the spaceship to Lu Yu, he felt that it would be better for him to take care of it. After all, it was all his property, so he directly asked the Avengers for a suit and ran over. .

Of course, this kind of reason cannot be stated verbally. How can a creditor say in front of the debtor that he is worried about the other party and is afraid that the other party will run away.

So he made an excuse and said, "Because I want to see what other timelines look like."

Lu Yu: "."

"Then tell me why you are singing Little Apple?" Lu Yu asked. There is no reason. You are a white man, and you sing "Little Apple" in Chinese, and you sing it so ugly.

"Because I like it."

After Star-Lord finished speaking, he started singing again. Lu Yu was so angry that he wanted to block his mouth.

You said you should just sing, but why are the lyrics wrong? Don’t you know I’m a Virgo, do I have obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Of course Star-Lord didn't know what Lu Yu was thinking, so he sang louder and louder.

"This is my little apple, just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky

Spring has come again, flowers are blooming on the hillside

If you sow hope, you will reap it. I never find it annoying! "

As a native of Earth, he has not returned to Earth for decades. After finally coming back, of course he has to update his song list.

Considering that he is now in the stage of pursuing a new wife, he decisively asked for recommendations on the Internet for songs to pursue his wife, and then this song "Little Apple" was recommended by netizens.

An American Music Award winner, the melody of the song is simple and easy to remember, and the lyrics are straightforward, just to show love.

After Jarvis translated the text, he looked at it and thought, yo, isn't this lyric a reflection of my love for Gamora?

So he decisively put this song at the top of the song list, and when he had nothing to do, he would take it out and sing loudly to Gamora to show his love.

"Gamora, I suggest you take good care of your lover. He is playing with noise pollution." Lu Yu turned to look at Gamora and said.

I can't take care of this funny guy like you, but someone can. Can't I just ask her to take care of it?

"What about noise pollution? You don't know how to appreciate music." Star-Lord retorted.

When Gamora heard it, she walked directly towards Star-Lord without saying anything.

Star-Lord immediately stepped back, "Gamora, don't come here. If you don't like this song, we can change it to another one. For example, if you watch this song, 'The end of the world is my love, the foot of the rolling green mountains' How about 'Flowers Are Blooming'? If you like it, I'll sing this song to you."

Gamora ignored him and continued walking forward.

Star-Lord continued to step back, "Gamora, if you don't like it, I can change the song. For example, this song 'Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it. Let me break free, let me know how to let go. It's your love'."

when!

Star-Lord's back hit the wall of the spacecraft, and he was immediately unable to retreat.

When Gamora saw it, without saying a word, she kicked him in the crotch.

"I block!"

Star-Lord moved his hands down to block Gamora's feet.

The next second, a fist hit Star-Lord's right eye hard, causing his right eye to be bruised and swollen.

"In society, I'm Gamora. I'm cruel and don't talk much." Lu Yu praised, almost clapping his hands.

A funny guy like Star-Lord should be treated by a violent woman like Gamora. Nothing else will work.

Star-Lord covered his right eye and looked at Gamora who was walking back, and sang with a trembling voice, "How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake? It was because I gave you too much freedom and made you even more lonely, so you fell into an emotional whirlpool. "

"Gamora, I think you should stop him from opening his mouth, otherwise the noise will disappear." Lu Yu said.

"No, I'll shut up."

Seeing Gamora stop and even continue to come, Star-Lord suddenly shouted, "Can't I just shut up? I really don't understand why you can't appreciate such a beautiful song."

"There's nothing wrong with the song, it's just that your singing is terrible." Lu Yu curled his lips. He sang poorly and even sang the wrong lyrics. It's not noise pollution.

"Master." The Flame Queen suddenly popped up and projected her image into the middle. "A spaceship stopped in front of us and sent a signal requesting communication. Do you want to receive their signal?"

"Don't answer, it might be a space pirate." Star-Lord said immediately.

"catch!"

Lu Yu only said one word.

It would be great if it was a space pirate. He could have one more spaceship, so that even if Star-Lord's spaceship was in trouble, he would have a backup spacecraft.

The Flame Queen immediately connected the communication.

Star-Lord protested, "I am the captain, why is it useless for me to speak."

"I'm sorry, I'm the captain, and you've expired."

Zila

A white-headed man with black eyeliner, silver lip nails, and a leather cape bowed exaggeratedly and bowed deeply, "Hello, Star-Lord Peter Quill, captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy from other timelines, hello, from other timelines." Timeline Thanos’ daughter Gamora, hello, pan-multiverse timeline supermarket chain owner Lu Yu, my name is Tanya Tivan, nice to meet you.”

"Collector Tiwan, the patriarch of the universe." Gamora's face became serious.

"Tivan, I'm so happy to see you alive and well." Star-Lord said nonchalantly, "In our timeline, you were killed by Thanos. I was sad at the time. After all, you still owe I haven’t given you a lot of money, please give it to me now.”

Pay your own debts.

It's okay.

Lu Yu was not as funny as Star-Lord. When Collector Tiwan called out a series of titles, his expression became serious.

Collector Tanya Devan, one of the Elders of the Universe, is an ancient being second only to the five creation gods.

Although he did not show his strength in the movie, his strength should not be underestimated.

First of all, in the movie Thor 2, when Odin got the Reality Stone, he felt that the Reality Stone would attract the prying eyes of evil forces in the universe, so he chose to give the Reality Stone to a collector.

Apparently, Odin thought the Reality Stone would be safer in the hands of a collector than in his own hands.

Secondly, in the movie Avengers 3, although Thanos used the Reality Stone to create a scene in which collector Tiwan was imprisoned, after the power of the Reality Stone was revoked, the scene in the Skull of the Ancient God and the scene after it was destroyed by the Power Stone Exactly the same, which means Thanos did not fight Collector Tivan.

Collector Tivan supposedly chose to give the Reality Stone to Thanos for unknown reasons.

Finally, Collector Tivan can tell that Gamora and Star-Lord are entities from other timelines, which proves that his abilities should be the rumored abilities - immortality, time travel and foreseeing the future!