I open a supermarket in Meiman

Don’t buy anything if you don’t have money!

After saying these words, Lu Yu felt so good, especially when he saw Nick Fury's dark face darkening. This incident told him that it was really cool to show off in front of others. So cool. .

So he decided to show off in the future to make himself happy.

Lu Xun, the great man in Chinese history, once said that life is short, take pleasure in the moment.

What he means by saying this is to advise everyone: This life is hard and short, and we have already lived a very hard life, so we must show off in time to make ourselves happy.

Lu Yu had always admired Lu Xun, so he always did what he said.

For example, Lu Xun said that studying medicine could not save Master C. Lu Yu deleted his wet nurse. Lu Xun also said that team battles can be lost, but Teemo must die. He beat the opponent Teemo to death and beat the other Teemo to death. The game experience is extremely poor, I cursed in my voice.

Now that Lu Xun said that life is short and you should enjoy yourself while you can, Lu Yu felt that he had to show off more.

Of course, if you want to show off, you don’t need to show off right now.

Pretending is a very technical job. First of all, this pretense cannot be too small, otherwise it will appear too small. Secondly, this pretense cannot be too cliché, like those waving banknotes to buy a house or a car. People who are pretending are really Too much, too much, is also cliché, so if he wants to show off, he must pretend to be fresh and refined. Finally, this person cannot pretend to be too disgusting. A person who is disgusting is called a fool.

But this kind of guy can't do it without props in his hands. Although he has a divine light stick, the thought of having to bear a debt of 700 billion after transforming into Ultraman Tiga gives him a toothache.

So he planned to wait until he drew something good from the big carousel and then come out to show off.

Noisy!

The car stopped suddenly, and Nick Fury said with a cold expression: "Get out of the car."

Lu Yu: “…….”

Aren't you pretending to be cool?Are you so stingy?

You even kicked me out of the car. Believe it or not, I went back and posted on Facebook the fact that Tanasha vomited out the glass of wine you drank.

Nick Fury: "Your home is here."

……

When Lu Xun said that Loli was good, he definitely didn't think about what would happen after Loli fell asleep.

Originally, he took the little lolita Wanda home, watched her fall asleep and threw her on the bed, while he spread a mat on the ground and made a bed. It was supposed that he could have a good sleep, but in the middle of the night, Wanda A commotion began.

First, he talked in his sleep and asked for his mother, and then rolled around on the bed, waking him up directly.

He went to cover her with a quilt and saw that she was quieter and lay down. As soon as she squinted her eyes, the little loli started to make a fuss again. She tossed and turned on the bed calling mom and dad. Her little face turned pale. , fine beads of sweat covered her forehead.

He had no choice but to get up, turn on the fan for her, and find soft pure music to play.

Slowly, Wanda fell asleep.

Lu Yu gently placed Wanda on the bed, while he lay on the mat, but he was completely sleepless.

He simply got up, walked to the kitchen, turned on the faucet, poured out the water, washed his face, and then summoned the system, "System, I want to draw a lottery."

As soon as he finished speaking, a large turntable the size of a storefront appeared in front of him.

"You're really always available." Lu Yu asked in shock, "Don't you want to sleep?"

The system said contemptuously: "Have you ever seen your computer going to sleep?"

Lu Yu: "I've seen it before. Doesn't it sleep when the phone is turned off?"

system:"……."

Thinking that he couldn't sleep now anyway, Lu Yu decided to talk nonsense with the system, "System, can I ask you a question?"

"Say." the system said.

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"roll."

"That's wrong. Actually, what I want to ask is what do you want the money for?"

This is what Lu Yu doesn't understand the most. The system is fully capable of printing U.S. dollars by itself. As long as there are more machines, it can print 1000 billion or [-] trillion dollars a day. Why let him open a supermarket here to sell things and make money.

"Useful." The system said.

Lu Yu had a good expression on his face, "What's the use?"

Is it possible that just as the whole universe speaks Chinese, in fact, the whole universe uses US dollars?

"secret."

Lu Yu was even better, "Then why don't you print the US dollars yourself? It's not difficult to print the US dollars with your technology."

"It's not difficult, but what comes out is just waste paper." The system said.

"Okay, one more question, when can I smoke Doraemon?"

"Next life."

Lu Yu: “…….”

He felt that he had received [-] tons of critical damage from the system. As the European Emperor, he decided to prove himself.

He put his hand on the big turntable and pressed g: "Except Doraemon, I don't want any other products."

The pointer of the large turntable rotates, it turns through various products, and finally stops at a ball of silver metal.

ding dong...

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for drawing Terminator TX."

"Terminator tx, produced on the future Earth (Terminator), is a highly intelligent work. Its powerful camouflage capabilities and intelligence gathering capabilities make it shine in the field of special operations."

"Sale price: US$300 million, one unit can be sold per day."

Not Doraemon?

But Terminator TX is also good.

Lu Yu thought with pleasure that although Terminator TX and Doraemon were not the same, as a robot carefully designed and built by Tian, ​​Terminator TX can be called a masterpiece of its generation, with its alloy inner skeleton + ultra-density armor + liquid metal structure In addition to its powerful defense, it also has powerful repair capabilities.

Coupled with its collection of appearance mimicry, local deformation, electromagnetic impact, plasma cannon, information intrusion and other abilities, the Terminator tx can be called the Terminator of Terminators.

"Didn't you say you don't want anyone except Doraemon?" the system asked.

It's just g, you really take it seriously. "

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