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Chapter 262: Pretending

After all, Lu Yu couldn't read minds. He didn't know that the time traveler on the other side had murderous intentions towards him. He was still curious about the ding-dong sound made by the system master just now.

"Master System, what is a heretical system?"

Is there any heresy in the system?

He remembered that the word heresy was generally used to refer to Western Christian believers who had different views on doctrine. Could it be that the system also believed in God?

"A system that likes to obliterate its host is a heresy." The system master said that he looked down on that kind of system.

What does the system do?

Of course, it is to help the host reach the peak of life.

At the beginning, the system trained the host like a pig, constantly giving the host various tasks to complete, and threatening the host at every turn to obliterate the host.

Regarding this kind of system, the system uncle said, I mean, these system departments are all bad guys.

Not to mention that after you kill the host, you have to find another host to bind to. This is a waste of host resources. Just say that you have been threatening the host. How can the host not attack you when it becomes stronger?

How many systems have been killed by the host after cultivating the host? Even if they are not killed, the host cannot have a harmonious relationship with the system.

It may be that the system was killed too many times by the stronger hosts. Later systems changed their modes one after another and started kneeling and licking training.

Its specific manifestation is licking.

The host doesn't want to be bound, and the system licks the binding. The host doesn't want to do the task, and the system licks it to do the task, and even turns into a system girl to seduce the host.

There is a medical system next door that is like this.

He first issued a task to the host and asked the host to treat a big shot. Then he felt that the task was too difficult for the host, so he gave the host a panacea that could cure all diseases to help the host complete the task. In order to prevent the host from not completing the task , deliberately turned herself into a lolita, and seduced the host in every possible way, just saying, "Master host, come on, come on, let's do the task."

Regarding this kind of system, the system uncle just wants to say that the dog-licking system will lick it until there is nothing left.

As a system of the new era, the system master said that he does not respect the host, nor does he kneel down to the host. He only regards the host as an ordinary partner. You can do whatever you like. Anyway, I have bound enough hosts, so if you don’t work hard, Many things are sold because the host works hard to sell things.

We are the system, we don’t need a host.

It is actually bound to a system that likes to kill the host.

Lu Yu looked at Deidara with eyes full of sympathy.

There are so many systems in this world, why are you bound to the system that likes to kill the host alone?

"Maybe you still don't know why I want to kill you." Dilada glanced at Lu Yu, weighed the bomb in his hand and said, "But you will know it soon."

"This bomb is called a clay bomb. It weighs 67 grams and can easily blow people to pieces."

After speaking, he smiled slightly.

Cologne-flavored sentences are suitable for showing off.

"There are so many bombs that can blow people to pieces, what's there to show off?" Big Big Wolf said disdainfully.

Although he was despised by others, Dilada was very calm, "I have one million bombs like this. The combined explosion power is equivalent to a 100-ton nuclear bomb. Maybe you don't know what a nuclear bomb is or what it means." It’s called equivalent….”

Before Dilada finished speaking, Big Big Wolf interrupted him, "Isn't it just a nuclear bomb? What's there to show off?"

This king performed a wrench-twisting nuclear bomb, but no one shouted that he is awesome, king, bangbang, you just made 100 million bombs, why are you pretending to be here?

Big Gray Wolf smiled and put out a box, "The miniature portable nuclear bomb box contains a 5000-megaton nuclear bomb. It can be detonated by pressing the button on the nuclear bomb box. This is what I, the Big Big Wolf, just spent 6 minutes on." Made.”

Damn it, nuclear bomb.

You traveled through time and brought nuclear bombs with you. Why don't you cheat so much?

Dilada's pupils shrank slightly, and she was in a panic.

Everyone is a time traveler, why can you cheat?

"Ahem..." Lu Yu coughed twice beside him.

It's too much, it's too much.

If someone brings out a bomb and you bring out a nuclear bomb, can everyone still pretend to be friendly?

The most important thing is that you are pretending, what should I pretend to be?

"This is the Peace Star." Lu Yu took out a slightly thick sticker from the system space. The sticker was yellow and green, with a six-pointed star in the middle.

I can't compare to you in terms of weapons, so I can bring out a Peace Star and show off a little bit. It's okay.

"Peace Star? Could it be the Peace Star that can fulfill any wish?" Dilada was shocked.

"It's just a small wish like world peace that can be realized. It's a small gadget, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning." Lu Yu said very modestly.

These days, it's easy to pretend to be cool, but it's hard to pretend to be fresh and refined.

If you want to pretend to be fresh and refined, you must first present the right thing in front of the right people. Otherwise, even if you bring out a supreme artifact, it will be in vain if people don't recognize you.

Although you can introduce it yourself and boast about what you have brought out, but this kind of force is too cliché.

Unlike now, when he took out the Peace Star, he didn't even have to say anything, Dirada was shocked, and Kakuzu also looked at the Peace Star with envy.

If you pretend to be awesome, the supporting characters will be shocked, and passersby will be envious. This kind of pretending is called pretending.

"System dad, can you cancel the mission?" Dirada communicated with the system dad in her heart.

He's taken it easy.

Although the other party has no binding system and is an inferior time traveler, the other party has a golden finger.

Moreover, the opponent's golden finger is also a heaven-defying thing like the Peace Star that can grant wishes.

If the other party uses the Peace Star to make a wish to obliterate him, wouldn't he die instantly?

So he didn't want to do this task.

Everyone is a time traveler, why should we hurt each other?

System Dad: "The task has been generated. If it fails, it will be deleted."

After hearing this, Dilada began to plan.

Although the Peace Star is powerful, it is a disposable item and can be used up as long as you find a way to consume it.

"This is the Destroyer." After just pretending to be fresh and refined, Lu Yu decided to keep up his efforts and released the Destroyer from the system space.

The huge destroyer stood behind Lu Yu, looking like I am your strongest backing.

Ever since Lu Yu secretly stuffed the Destroyer into his pocket, this thing has never seen the light of day again. After all, God's Domain is looking for the Destroyer all over the world. If he takes it out, wouldn't he admit that he has taken someone else's thing?

But it's different here. This is the world of Naruto. No matter how powerful Heimdall in the divine realm is, he can't see the world of Naruto.

"The Destroyer? The ultimate weapon of Odin, King of the Gods?"

"It's average, not the ultimate. After all, Thor's Hammer and Gungnir's Spear are both stronger than the Destroyer." Lu Yu said modestly.

Although Thor's Hammer and Gungnir's Spear are weapons, not weapons, the Destroyer deserves its title as the ultimate weapon.

But pretending to be, you have to say that you are very powerful, and then you say humility, you are not good at all, and you are the world's first.

This way, you won't offend others by pretending to be cool, and you won't act like a fool by pretending to be cool.

Just like Jack Ma modestly said that he has no money at all, Ma Huateng modestly said that the thing he regrets most is founding Tencent, and Lu Yu modestly said that he is not handsome at all. Everyone knows that they are showing off, but they don't think they are It's deliberately showing off.

"By the way, I forgot about it just now." Lu Yu spread his fingers, and the infinity stones on the ring sparkled under the sun. "The same infinity stones as Thanos, I don't know if they can be used in this world."

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he opened a space door.

Dilada: "……."

Who told me that high-end time travelers are only equipped with systems? Stand up and I promise not to beat you to death.

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