I open a supermarket in Meiman

Lu Yu fell into deep thought.

If no one believes me when I tell the truth, then should I tell them some lies?

For example, saying something like "I'm ugly" or "I'm poor" is obviously false at first glance. After all, a handsome and rich man like him is as dazzling as a firefly in the night. Saying that he is poor must be able to inspire the people in front of him. The self-confidence of poor people.

But think about it, forget it, he is afraid that these poor people are not smart enough to tell such obvious lies, and they really think of themselves as poor and ugly people.

"By the way, you are here to attend the opening of my new store. Did you forget to give me anything?"

Lu Yu remembered the purpose of inviting them here.

"What are you giving me?" Captain America asked confused.

"Of course it's a flower basket." Tony Stark waved, and Spider-Man Peter Parker brought a bunch of flower baskets with spider silk.

Then he looked at Captain America and said maliciously, "Didn't you prepare a flower basket?"

"I."

Tony Stark interrupted Captain America just as he was about to speak, "But it's normal for you to be unprepared. I heard that you are having a hard time now."

He and Captain America have never dealt with each other. Now that he has the opportunity to deal with them, of course he must deal with them well.

"We are having a hard time now." The person who spoke was Hawkeye Barton, and after he finished speaking, he found that Natasha, Peter Parker and Tony Stark were all looking at him and smiling.

Why are they laughing? Could it be that they know the hardships we have been through, but they shouldn’t. One team is in Gotham City, and the other team is in Metropolis. Apart from making phone calls to chat with each other, we haven’t complained about anything before.

Hawkeye Barton thought depressedly.

How could people like them tell their competitors about their miserable side?

Doesn't this make people laugh?

"No? But I heard that the three of you are working in Metropolis." Tony Stark asked.

"No." Hawkeye Barton shook his head and said.

"I heard Ant-Man and Scott Lang were filling people up at the gas station," Tony Stark then asked.

"No."

Ant-Man Scott Lang said with twinkling eyes, how did Tony Stark know about such a shameful thing about him filling people up at a gas station.

"I heard that Barton you are working as a waiter in a bar." Tony Stark asked again.

"No."

Hawkeye Barton said with evasive eyes, who told this foul-mouthed guy Tony Stark about the shameful things about me working as a waiter in the Metropolis bar?

Stand up and I promise not to beat you to death.

"I heard, Captain, that you work as a security guard for others in the hospital." Tony Stark looked at Captain America again and asked.

Captain America avoided Tony Stark's gaze and said, "No."

Did you, Tony Stark, plant a spy here? How come you know everything?

"Actually, you don't have to hide anything, because we are just as miserable as you." The corners of Tony Stark's mouth raised.

If you want to ask me why I know that you are living such a miserable life, the reason is of course that I just know it.

"You're miserable," Ant-Man Scott Lang said angrily.

You are miserable and still enjoy the spicy food.

If we hadn't found you eating a big meal when we came to find you, I would have almost believed it.

"Yes, we are in such a miserable situation." Tony Stark said in a weird tone: "We just receive a generous activity fund from the Gotham City Government every month."

"Not much, only tens of thousands of dollars a month." After finishing speaking, Tony Stark sighed and said: "It is mainly to reward us for our contribution to the security of Gotham City."

"Actually, I personally feel uneasy with this money. After all, we have only improved Gotham City's security by 80.00% since we came here. The remaining 20.00% depends on a guy named the Dark Knight. I really deserve it." , I deserve it."

You deserve it, sister.

Can your tone be called worthy of shame? Your tone can be called triumphant.

If you really deserve it, give me your money and I will protect Gotham City on your behalf.

Ant-Man Scott Lang wanted to slap him.

It doesn't matter if you're living a good life, what's the point of coming here to show off?

"In addition, Gotham City also gave us 1000 million US dollars as the starting capital of the Knights of Light." Tony Stark spoke in a tone that made him feel ashamed, but if the corners of his mouth hadn't raised slightly, More real.

"After that, we will eat delicious food from various countries every day."

Ant-Man Scott Lang's throat made a sound.

"Play with beautiful women."

Hawkeye Barton glanced to the other side, I have a wife and children, how could I be interested in such dirty things.

"Ride a horse."

"Pet Yoyo."

"It was such a miserable life."

I'm miserable for your sister.

I'm miserable for your whole family.

You, Tony Stark, are just here to show off, that must be the case.

Ant-Man Scott Lang complained in his mind.

$ 1000 million

Lu Yu was confused. Didn't Tony Stark borrow the money from me? Why did it become the start-up capital given to them by Gotham City? Do you want to ask?

But he took one look at Tony Stark's expression that read "I'm so miserable" and read "I'm so proud", and decided not to ask.

The world is big, and the financial owner is the biggest.

Let Tony Stark pretend to be this bitch, he won't pretend to be a bitch with Tony.

For the next half hour, Tony Stark kept describing things like "I'm so miserable, our life is so miserable" and so on. He was so arrogant when he spoke that he was so angry that Scott Lang, the Ant-Man, wanted to kill Tony Stark. Gram's mouth was sewn shut.

Lu Yu didn't want to hear him show off, so he communicated with Captain Dragonfly through the system master and sent it directly back to the Marvel Universe.

Lu Yu took the phone from Captain Dragonfly and started playing with it.

He opened the Wanjie chat group, clicked on the group invitation option, a box popped up on it, and then clicked it.

He has been in DC Universe for more than two months, and has saved up his group invitation quota for more than two months.

"We are searching for group members in all realms."

"The search for group members has been completed and is being invited."

"The invitation is completed, the invitation function is cooling down, the countdown is 23:14:35."

After a while, there were 7 new people in the group.

"welcome the new guy."

This sentence was not spoken by Lu Yu, but by Lu Yu signaling to the king of demons, Sun Wukong.

Ever since he discovered that the Myriad Realms chat group had pulled in a traveler last time, he had become aloof in the group. If another time traveler was brought in, he could go out and pretend to be the grandpa of the system.

"Sure enough, there is a world outside the world, and there is more diversity besides diversity."

"I am a snake, and I have met all of you fellow Taoists."

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