I open a supermarket in Meiman

I, Chen Xiao, am a time traveler.

I don’t have a golden finger or a way to cultivate immortality, but I can make money very well.

The Harry Potter I wrote is popular in other worlds, the Lord of the Rings I filmed has a box office of 10 billion, and the Marvel comics I drew top the sales every year. I am a guest of the film company, the first brother of the publishing house, and comic friends call me God. hand.

Ran and egg.

The universe I travel through is called the DC universe.

Yes, it is the DC movie universe with a boss, a superman, and numerous villains.

But it's fine.

Because Chen Xiao’s Golden Finger is finally online.

From now on, I, Chen Xiao and Chen Aotian, will dominate the entire DC universe.

"The Traveler"

Lu Yu never expected that when he gathered a group of members, he would actually bring in the time traveler.

Although there are so many people who have traveled through the infinite multiverse, this is just too much of a coincidence.

What's even more coincidental is that this fellow time traveler seems to be a newbie who has just traveled through time. He doesn't even have a golden finger online. He directly regards his chat group of all worlds as his own golden finger.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu suddenly had a bold idea.

He clicked on his profile picture with the speed of a single man for 20 years, opened his information sheet, and then began to edit his information.

The first is the group nickname. Lu Yu's nickname is too common. At first glance, it looks like a black creature in the night. It is not eye-catching at all, so he changed it directly to the system.

After thinking for a moment, he added the word uncle after the system.

He often calls the system uncle, and now it's someone else's turn to call him uncle.

Then change the gender to secret, the age to unknown, and the location to system domain.

That's it.

The next step is to wait for the new time traveler to take the bait.

As a veteran time traveler and experienced person, he knows that the system's attraction to new time travellers is no less than dry wood meeting fire, or a prostitute meeting a widow.

He couldn't believe that this newbie wouldn't take the bait.

As for why we do this, it’s because the fellow villagers burst into tears when they see the fellow villagers.

"Come on, come on, take a look, my jar is definitely not empty." Originally, Mu Guan was very confused about the new Wanjie chat group, but after a short dive and observation, he found that this chat group was a bit... It was similar to their team chat channel in Arad continent, so he became bold.

"It's understandable to be free occasionally." This sentence was not said by Mu Guan, nor was it said by Lu Yu, because Lu Yu is now the boss of the system, so he should be cool and not talk too much.

The person who said this was Chen Xiao.

The reason is that Chen Xiao was also an adventurer in the Arad continent before traveling through time, so he deeply hated the famous liar Brother Jar in Arad.

No, when he saw the wooden jar, he became angry and started to fight.

Mu Guan opened his eyes wide and said: "Why do you insult someone's innocence on the basis of nothing?"

"Haha." Chen chuckled as a sign of ridicule.

"Gentlemen, where is this place?" Orochimaru was not prepared to make a fuss. He was very wary of this chat group from all realms that suddenly appeared in his mind. He suspected it was an illusion, but he had not offended anyone recently, at most. He just killed the Kazekage and lurked into Konoha to prepare for trouble.

But this is all done in secret. Who will preset an illusion and plant it for him?

"Hey, isn't this Orochimaru?" Chen Xiao sneered and started to get angry.

You dare to go against my Weasel God and provoke my Weasel God’s younger brother, Erzhuzi, and you are seeking death.

Don’t you know I’m a member of the Sa Itachi Party?

interesting.

Orochimaru stretched out his long tongue and licked the kunai, "You know me"

"I know you." Chen Xiao nodded, "You were defeated by Weasel God."

Orochimaru licked Kunai's tongue. How did he know that he was beaten by Uchiha Itachi?

"Uchiha Itachi, he is indeed very strong."

"It's just so so, I can only give you a second." Chen Xiao said calmly.

"Interesting." Orochimaru retracted his tongue. He hadn't met such an interesting person in a long time.

"It's not as interesting as you being killed by the Weasel God." Chen Xiao laughed angrily.

Orochimaru:"."

Don't let me know who you are, or I'll have to treat you well.

"Cluck, cluck." Seeing how lively the group was, Miss Kayako let out a hen-like laugh to express her presence.

"Miss, the powder on your face is too thick. It looks like the mamasang in the Ginza nightclub. I suggest you wash it off before going out." Chen Xiao started to criticize her unceremoniously.

He knew who Kayako was.

One of the two great ghost kings in Japan.

But if you have the ability, follow the network cable and hack me.

"Giggle." Miss Kayako let out an angry hen-like laugh. Just wait, I'll go find Miss Sadako to find you later, hum.

"Amitabha, you are so good. The donor's anger is a little too strong." Sun Wukong, the king of demons, spoke. Since being put on the collar, Sun Wukong, the king of demons, has become more and more attentive to worship the Buddha.

His idea is very simple. Tathagata, don't you have great supernatural powers? Get me out of here, Dad. I would rather sit quietly in your Wuzhishan for another 500 years than to be manipulated here.

"Bald man, how dare you compete with Pindao for his master's wife?" Chen Xiao shouted.

What he hates most is the monk.

So I felt really good after scolding him.

The king of demons, Sun Wukong, was confused. When did I compete with you for the title of master? Also, I have such thick hair, where is my bald spot? You are blind.

Lu Yu was also confused.

This cute new time traveler is quite powerful. He offended everyone in the group as soon as he arrived. He seemed to be the type to defy the sky, the earth, and the air.

After Chen Xiao finished cursing, he clicked on the profile picture of Sun Wukong, the King of Demons, and started looking at it.

Hey, isn’t this Sun Wukong?

When I was a child, my favorite was Sun Wukong, but if an idol surrenders to the enemy, it will be an even greater sin.

"Sun Wukong, I am your mother." At this moment, Chen Xiao's eyes were shining, because according to legend, Sun Wukong was transformed by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth after the five-color stone used by Nuwa to mend the sky fell. Nuwa is his mother. , Ri His Mother is equivalent to Ri Nuwa.

"Amitabha, you are so good, donor, this poor monk does not have a mother." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said calmly, holding a watermelon knife in his hand.

Not mom?

That would be grandma.

It seems that Nuwa is indeed much older than Sun Wukong.

"Then I'll be your grandmother."

"Amitabha, you are so good. A poor monk was born with no father or mother, and naturally he has no grandmother." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said calmly while slashing around the room with a watermelon knife.

"Oh, then I will marry your girlfriend." Watching the movie, Sun Wukong's girlfriend is Zixia Fairy, so it seems that it will not be a loss if we marry Zixia Fairy.

The king of demons, Sun Wukong, ran to Lu Yu's house without saying a word and said: "Boss, teleport me over and let me hack that street boy to death."

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