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When Big Big Wolf asked me to sing at the beginning, I actually refused. You can't ask me to sing. I sang because this song is so awkward and it's easy for me to be dumped by female fans if I sing it. So I have to sing a few lines first, and after I finish singing, I The girl didn't tell me to break up, so I sang loudly again. .

Later I discovered that my daughter-in-law did not break up with me after I finished singing, so I must sing this song to you, the King of Demons, Sun Wukong.

As Lu Yu's song sounded, the collar around the neck of Sun Wukong, the demon king who had just broken through Captain Dragonfly's domain, tightened. The silent power held him in place, and wisps of thorns penetrated from his body into his mind.

Body + mind = multiple times the pain.

Even the king of demons, Sun Wukong, had bronze skin and iron bones. He also felt abnormal pain and could not help but grinned at Lu Yu, "I know you, a street boy, have ill intentions towards me."

Oh, this is a waste of time?

If you hadn't had a record of killing your benefactor, would I be so guarded against you?

It’s not like I’ve never heard of the story about the farmer and the snake.

And you finally proved that you do need to be educated.

Lu Yu thought of this and started singing more diligently. Originally, he was a little embarrassed about singing and so on, but when he thought about how his heart had almost been pulled out just now, he didn't feel embarrassed anymore.

After all, people almost died, it doesn't matter whether it's embarrassing or not.

As Lu Yu's singing became louder and smoother, Sun Wukong, the king of demons, rolled on the ground in pain.

As the chief scientist on the science side, the collar produced by Big Gray Wolf obviously has the expected effect.

"It hurts me to death." Big Gray Wolf got up from the ground, with no injuries at all except the embarrassment.

Damn it, there is no justice, monkeys can become ferocious like wolves, do we still need the laws of the food chain in nature?

In order to rectify the name of the wolf clan.

Big Big Wolf decided to use a trick.

and many more……

Who are the people from Dina?

Ugly monkey?

"Hahaha..." Big Big Wolf laughed, "Ugly Monkey, you have today too."

The King of Demons, Sun Wukong, shrank his pupils slightly, "You're actually fine."

Although he has been imprisoned by Tathagata for nearly 500 years, his touch is unmistakable.

Big Big Wolf had already been beaten to a pulp by him with the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. How could he still be alive?

"Of course my king is fine." Big Big Wolf said proudly: "My king is born immortal and cannot be killed by any damage from a horse. Even if you use sulfuric acid to dissolve every cell in me, I will still be alive and kicking the next day."

"Also, the collar you are wearing was made by my king. As soon as the boss sings the song that my king has perfectly adapted, he will be imprisoned and the pain will be unbearable. So, don't be afraid."

Perfect adaptation?Big Big Wolf, do you have any misunderstanding about the four words of perfect adaptation? Also, when you adapt the song, can you consider the acceptance of children?

A good nursery rhyme was suddenly changed into a dark nursery rhyme by you. Aren't you afraid that your red wolf will beat you into a meat pie with an iron pan?

Big Big Wolf walked over, pulled the two ears of the Demon King Sun Wukong with both hands, and sang happily, "Little monkey, ugly and black, with two ears standing up, cutting the wrist arteries and veins, staying still, so cute..." "

呲......

The king of demons, Sun Wukong, bared his teeth at Big Gray Wolf, scaring him so much that he sat on the ground.

Sun Wukong, the king of demons, laughed loudly, and Big Gray Wolf angrily punched and kicked Sun Wukong, the king of demons.

However, although Big Big Wolf is a great scientist on the science side, he is not the kind of mad scientist who constantly transforms himself, so his combat effectiveness is scum.

Once again, he punched the King of Demons, Sun Wukong, and Big Big Wolf gave up.

I can't give up. Is this demon king's body made of iron? I can't bear the blows to him. This is a real blow to him, and it hurts my heart.

"Street boy, be harder, you haven't eaten today, right?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, cursed angrily. He had already seen that this wolf would fight against the worst.

Damn it, I'm going to kill you ugly monkey.

"Wait a minute." Lu Yu said, and he said a few words in Big Big Wolf's ear.

"You wait." Hui Tailang angrily went back and took out a bunch of materials. Yes, I am fighting against the fifth scum, but I also have sheep to eat when I fight against the fifth scum.

"Come on, beat me to death. Beat me to death if you can, otherwise you will be beaten by me..."

Before death could be said, Sun Wukong, the king of demons, shut up.

Because Big Big Wolf directly used those materials to make a stick.

Although he didn't know what the stick was for, his feeling told him that it was a great threat to him.

Lu Yu continued to sing, but absentmindedly.

Because he was shocked.

Big Big Wolf, how did you make this stick from that pile of materials in less than ten seconds?Could it be that your setting is to create any desired prop within ten seconds?

But this is not the point.

Lu Yu took the stick from Big Big Wolf and sang to suppress him while holding the stick. He hit Sun Wukong, the king of demons, in the face with the stick, making a pit. "Even though my stick is small, it weighs [-] yuan." Thousands and five hundred pounds.”

The king of demons, Sun Wukong, had his face pressed down by the stick and thought to himself: Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Lu Yu threw the stick into the sky. The stick swelled up and became a stick that was more than two feet tall and as thick as a bucket of rice. Then, with a snap, it pressed down on the body of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and created a hole that was ten feet deep.

"It can be big or small, heavy or light, so it's perfect for suppressing you."

Sun Wukong, King of Demon Kings: Mmp, aren’t you talking about my Ruyi Golden Cudgel?

"Yes, Big Big Wolf was made to match your Ruyi Golden Cudgel." Lu Yu said, "What do you think? Not convinced? If not, you can also make a Ruyi Golden Cudgel."

"It's amazing to be able to make things, isn't it?"

"Sorry, being able to make things is amazing." Lu Yu said to Big Big Wolf: "Big Big Wolf, you will make a universal capsule later. We will put this monkey in it and throw it into the universe so that he will never come out."

"No problem." Big Big Wolf rushed back to get the materials.

"Wait a minute." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, suddenly said with a kind face: "Donor Lu, actually I was just joking with you just now. How could I, a good person full of truth, goodness and beauty in my heart, kill someone? In fact, I was just joking with you. It’s a joke, I’m just joking with you, don’t take it seriously!”

He decided to try again.

After all, there are only three things.

You see, the first person I was afraid of was Tathagata, the second person I was afraid of was Lu Yu, and I haven’t even given up on the third person yet.

Lu Yu sneered, do you think I will believe you?

The person I admire most is Tang Sanzang, who was a professional monkey trainer.

"Come on, eat a banana."

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