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I, Thor, am not that dog.Mobile terminal m..

At this time, Thor, the god of thunder, just wanted to scream.

Ever since he got the dog, he felt that everything was not going well, even if he couldn't win the fight with the dog, even his girlfriend liked the dog more than him.

For example, in SHIELD, Jane took a bag of snacks and called Thor to eat. He thought he was calling him, so he ran over happily, but he found out that he was calling the dog.

He was absolutely furious.

"I asked, can you change the name of your dog?" Thinking that his daughter often hugs the dog, and the family status is -1, Thor's expression is a little subtle.

Now...Thor, why do you look so bitter?

Could it be said that your recent relationship with Jane has not been a happy one?

Lu Yu's imagination was wide open, but he couldn't think of anything right. If Thor and Jane's relationship was not a happy one, then he should go to Tony. Why would he ask me to change the dog's name?Is it possible that my dog ​​can hinder your sexual happiness?

Although he couldn't figure it out, it didn't stop him from refusing, "A person's name is obtained by his mother, and a dog's name is obtained by the dog's father, and I have no right to change it."

"Then who is its father?" Thor asked without hesitation.

He planned to go to the dog's father and ask him to change the dog's name. If he didn't change the name, he would use a hammer to reason with him.

"This..." Lu Yu was a little hesitant. The whole universe knew that Thor's father was Odin, but he couldn't say it. If he said it, he would instigate the relationship between father and son. So he rolled his eyes and figured out He said, "His father's name is Hong Qigong."

"Where is he?" Thor asked.

Do you believe me when I say there is a different universe?

What, don't you believe me?

Then I...

"I don't know either." Lu Yu said.

"really do not know?"

"I really don't know." Lu Yu glanced at Odin.

Even if I know, I won’t tell you.

I'm afraid your dad will hit me.

Kelly watched the two of them put their own affairs aside and didn't mention it, thinking that she could leave, right.

So she planned to leave.

As soon as I moved, I felt like my heart was about to be pierced by some sharp weapon.

Looking again, Odin had retracted his Gungnir gun at some point.

Damn it, can I stop moving?

Odin ignored her. He held the Spear of Gangnir in one hand and looked in another direction with one eye. "Since the great ancient mage is here, why doesn't he show up?"

"We made an agreement at the beginning that you were not allowed to set foot on the earth unless it was important. Now you have violated the agreement."

The surrounding space changed rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, a group of people were moved to the subspace by Gu Yi.

Then, she walked out wearing her big black robe that she knew was a villain at first glance, "Tell me, Odin, what is your purpose of coming to Earth? Don't tell me that you are just here to solve the problem of your son being deceived."

If you want to solve it, just shoot him to death.

Damn it, are you calling me a liar?I tell you that you must be responsible for spreading rumors.

Kelly glanced at Master Gu Yi and swallowed her words.

There is no need to feel her aura, just by using this method of moving people to another space silently, I know that even if I go through the Arad continent several times, I can't find a magician who can fight her.

The other world is too dangerous. I want to return to the continent of Arad.

Kelly shouted silently.

"Promise..." Odin's face revealed the expression of someone who couldn't bear to look back on the past.

Back then, the Frost Giants' hometown was bombed, so Laufey, the king of the Frost Giants, ran to Earth with the remaining tribesmen.

However, although the earth has a beautiful environment and a pleasant climate, it cannot tolerate the fact that frost giants like to live in places with dozens of degrees below zero and play on the ice.

So what about Laufey, the Frost Giant King, suggesting that we transform the earth into an ice planet?

The remaining frost giants said: roar, roar, roar, this idea, we want cold, we want frost.

So Laufey, the king of the frost giants, took out the artifact Ice Magic Box and froze the earth in one breath.

But they were happy, but the Asa clan headed by Odin were not happy.

Odin thought to himself, I was originally a dog-raising resort with beautiful natural scenery, but you turned it into a refrigerator. The earth is tens of degrees below zero all year round, and the dogs raised by labor are almost frozen to death by you. , do you make it?

He went to question Laufei and asked him, who in the hall wanted to freeze the king’s dog to death?

Laufei said very firmly: I will freeze your dog to death. If you don’t accept it, I will fight.

Odin looked at it and said, "Oh, you are a dick."

So Odin, who loves dogs and loves dogs, led the Asa protoss and the Frost Giants to start a war on the earth, and drove the Frost Giants out of the earth.

Originally, the story had ended here.

Odin won the war, successfully protected his dog, and made the Asa clan's name as the protector of the nine realms more and more resounding, but his approach made one person dissatisfied.

That man was the Ancient One, the Sorcerer Supreme.

As a cat lover, I hate having dogs in ancient times. The reason is that since ancient times, cats and dogs have been incompatible. There are cats but not dogs, and there are dogs but not cats.

So the Ancient One and Odin fought.

Originally, the strength of the two of them was evenly matched, even the Ancient One was a little weaker, but the problem was that she was bald... Ah, no, the problem was that she had the Eye of Agamotto, which is pronounced as the Eye of Agamotto. The artifact that writes the Time Stone is quite rogue. No matter how many times you win, you will be pushed back in time and have to fight again from the beginning. However, Odin can detect traces of the reverse flow of time.

So after winning hundreds of times, Odin finally announced that labor and management won't play with you anymore. Just think of me as a loser.

From then on, the Nine Realms were under the rule of the Asa Protoss, but the other eight kingdoms were really ruled by Odin, while the earth was pretended to be ruled by Odin. Although it was not independent, it was no different from the country of the country, and it was quite Odin. Meaning no dogs allowed.

Sigh... I miss Odin. I have been fighting opponents all my life. How did I end up defeating such a rogue opponent?

Shaking his head to shake this unbearable past out of his mind, Odin started talking about business, "Thanos (Thanos) said that when my dusk falls, he will personally come to Earth to take away the Infinity Stones."

"And I feel that my dusk is coming." Odin said worriedly.

Others don’t know Thanos’ ideal of giving love to Planned Parenthood by snapping his fingers, but doesn’t he still know it?

So he is worried.

After all, he has two sons and a daughter, a standard superborn child.

When the time comes, he will be fined if he snaps his fingers.

He felt bad for confiscating the rebellious daughter, he also felt bad for confiscating the son he had picked up, and he felt even more distressed for having the biological child thrown away, because that way he would have no chance of succeeding, so he came to see if there were any third children. The policy can save his son and daughter.

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