I open a supermarket in Meiman

Lu Yu, who was eating melon, watching a show and drinking ice cream, squirted out a mouthful of Fat House Happy Water.please()

wtf ????

You are my lover?

Why didn't I know when I had a lover like you?

If I had a lover like you, I would have plunged you into a pig cage.

Thor, the God of Thunder, stopped immediately when he heard Kelly say that she was Lu Yu's lover.

Although Thor treats his enemies as violently as a wild beast, he is still very kind to his friends. As long as they are recognized by him, they will take care of them.

Thor stopped, and the three gay friends naturally stopped.

The three of them claim to be the warriors of Asgard, but in fact they are direct descendants trained by Odin for Thor, the prince, and Thor comes first in everything.

Since Thor stopped, they naturally stopped too.

"Are you Lu Yu's lover?" Thor asked?

There seems to be a drama...

Seeing Thor's reaction, Kelly just wanted to give herself 32 likes in her heart.

But don't be proud, Kelly, use your skills as the number one performer in the Arad continent.

Kelly started to make up a story while cheering herself up, "Back then, I was still an innocent girl. At that time, I was forced to live in the Arad continent because of the war in the heaven..."

When Kelly said this, her face naturally showed an expression of memories mixed with pain, as if she was recalling an unbearable past event.

"When I first arrived, I accidentally entered the Grand Forest and was accidentally kidnapped by the terrifying demon Goblin in the Grand Forest."

puff……

Lu Yu, who was watching the live broadcast, squirted out another mouthful of Fat House Happy Water.

Damn, he was kidnapped by goblins.

Your fighting ability is comparable to that of kidnapping goblins.

"Fortunately, the brave warrior Lu Yu passed through the Grand Forest and rescued me from the hands of the terrifying demon Goblin." When Kelly said this, the expression on her face became more and more rich. Memories were mixed with pain, and pain was mixed with them. With happiness, happiness mixed with sweetness.

Thor discovered for the first time that human facial expressions can actually reach this level.

"What happened next?" Fandral asked. As a swordsman full of romantic feelings, Fandral had to admit that he was attracted by Kelly's experience.

later?How could it happen later? I made all these things up.

Of course, Kelly would not admit that these were made up. If she wanted to admit it, she would have to wait until she got to a safe place before admitting it, so she had no choice but to continue making up the story for the man riding a horse. "It was a happy and joyful time."

Kelly's face showed a happy expression, "He is an adventurer, wandering in the continent of Arad. He walked through the dark jungle, broke through the city in the sky, and passed the giant beast of the sky. Occasionally, he would drink in Hedunmar. Order a drink and look for a master swordsman in the Dark City..."

"Does Yu use a sword?" Thunder God Thor was very confused, because in his memory, Lu Yu usually used bricks.

"He used to use a sword." Kaili said emmm... Lu Yu, you don't use a sword. You don't use a sword as a useful weapon. Why don't you use it? "But since he and Sword Master Soderos fought in the Tower of Despair, he no longer needs the sword."

"Why? Why would he give up his sword?" Fandral asked. What would make a swordsman give up his sword?

Why?I also want to ask him why you don’t use such a useful weapon like a sword.

You're probably trying to make things difficult for me, Kelly.

Think of the 800 million warriors in the Arad continent, 799 million of whom are swordsmen. Counting those who play swordsmanship as their main profession, and those who play swordsmen as their secondary professions, you actually don’t play swordsmanship.

Complaints are complaints, but the story still needs to be made up. As a liar in the Arad continent, how could Kelly not be able to fill this kind of loophole, "Because he is in love."

"???" Fandral didn't know why.

"Lu Yu's sword was originally a god, the god of swords. But he has feelings and cares, and he is no longer the sword god." Kelly said: "Swords are ruthless, but people have feelings. This Sword, how do you get up so fast?"

"In the battle at the Tower of Death, he lost. He was defeated by Sword Master Sodros, so he gave up his sword."

emmm... You have said so much, and you seem to be very powerful, but why can't I understand it? What kind of love and concern are you? If you have these, aren't you a god?Then Odin also has a wife and two children. Isn’t he still the God King?

Fandral muttered to himself.

When he was muttering, Lu Yu was also muttering, where did this little bitch Kelly read Gu Long's novel?He actually changed the story of Ximen Chuixue and transplanted it to me.

Why did you say that I lost to Sword Master Sodros?

Do you think I don’t know that Sword Master Sodros’s light resistance is negative?Just use the light attribute to kill him in seconds.

"Later..." Kelly continued to make up a story, "He drank in Sophia's pub all day long and got very drunk. In order to take care of him, I had to use the strengthening techniques I learned in the heaven to help the warriors of Arad continent. Strengthen your weapons and come here to earn a meager salary to support us.”

Kelly began to clear herself up, "But in the beginning, the success rate of the strengthening machine was very low. Although I reminded adventurers every time that there is a chance that the strengthening would fail, the adventurers would still be angry after the strengthening failed. I used my hands and feet, and in order to survive, I had to modify the strengthening machine to improve the success rate, and learn boxing and kicking skills to deal with those angry adventurers."

After clearing his name, he began to wrap up, "Later... Later, Lu Yu disappeared. After asking around, I found out that he passed through a rift in another dimension and came to this other world."

"I was extremely sad and began to look for a way to come here... Fortunately, the great God allowed me to meet Alice, the chief court magician of the Delos Empire. After paying all her fortune, she used magic to send me to this other world."

"But there are no traces of magic on you." Thor, the God of Thunder, said something. Although he doesn't know magic, he knows how to do it. Under the guidance of such a great magician's mother, he still has a strong sense of magic. Sensitive.

emm... Mom, it’s easy for me to make up a story. You guys are still looking for loopholes one after another. You are from 360, right?

"The magic in Arad continent is different from your magic. They won't leave any magical aura after casting their spells." Kelly quickly patched herself up, and then said pitifully, "I only have one wish now, and that is to see Lu Yu again. Once, if we see each other again, we will die without regrets."

"really?"

Lu Yu, who was watching the live broadcast, finally couldn't help but opened the door and ran over after hearing Kelly's sensational words, "Are you really going to die without regrets?"

Kelly: "emmmm..."

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