I open a supermarket in Meiman

Ding……

You have new news. .

Nick Fury, who was kissing me with his wife, saw a notification on his phone that someone was @him on Twitter.

He pushed his wife away, put her away, clicked on Twitter, and found that Tony was @him.

He glanced at the content and replied, "Do you have a dog?"

Conveniently, he liked Tony Stark.

“@Young and Rich Tony Stark.”

Tony Stark, “No, I can’t afford Thor @Nick Fury.”

After speaking, he glanced at Thor, the Shiba Inu, and found that he was stuffing a super huge pizza that was at least 18 inches into his mouth.

Tony Stark was suddenly shocked.

This mouth, this belly, how did it fit that pizza in?

Thor, the Shiba Inu, finished eating and still felt that he was still unsatisfied.

He yelled at Tony Stark, "Woof!"

"Do you want more?" Tony Stark asked tentatively. He had no choice. After all, he didn't understand dog language and couldn't understand what Thor wanted.

"Woof woof!" Thor the Shiba Inu nodded. The pizza was large and delicious, and he was very pleased with it.

"Okay, Jarvis, order another one, no, two super huge pizzas." He remembered that although Thor the Shiba Inu had a small mouth and a small belly, he ate a lot, and one portion might not be enough.

"Yes, sir."

After barking, Tony squatted down and put his arms around the neck of Thor, the Shiba Inu, and clicked to take pictures.

After filming, he posted, "Thor is so cute/smug/smug face @Nick Fury @Natasha @Dr. Banner @Captain America @Barton."

After a while, Natasha also logged on to Twitter and specifically liked him, "@Young and Rich Tony Stark, you call your dog Thor? Are you not afraid of being shocked by Thor?"

"It's not my dog. He's Yu's dog. His name is Thor. Just now, Thor had a big fight with him over the name of Thor. But unfortunately, from now on, the name Thor will belong to this person." It’s all a dog, don’t call me wrong (pick your nose) @Thor.”

At worst, he let Thor bite him when Thor shocked him.

"Stop trolling him, he doesn't use Twitter." Dr. Banner floated in the comment area.

“I know he’s not on Twitter, and it’s because he’s not on Twitter that I’m going to tweet about him.”

Tony Stark teased Thor the Shiba Inu after tweeting, "How about I change your collar later?"

When the Shiba Inu Thor heard that Tony Stark was going to change his collar, he immediately bared his teeth at Tony and said, "Woof!"

"The collar I changed for you is the super invincible upgraded collar." Tony Stark stroked Thor's dog head with a smile. It was so comfortable, the double comfort in the hand and heart, "The upgraded collar will not only retain The function of your collar also expands n voice packages for you, allowing you to communicate with humans without any barriers."

He even thought about the content of the voice package.

Use "laughing and touching Thor's dog head", "beating Thor"...

Of course, this is purely a joke.

"Wang Wang!"

Thor, the Shiba Inu, barked when he heard the new voice pack. In fact, the voice pack was quite attractive to him. He couldn't help it. Although his father loved him, he didn't know how to invent. Two people in one collar sentence.

What, you said there are three buttons, but the third button is nonsense, it is clearly an embedded game advertisement.

Press it to pop up the game, which is so embarrassing for the dog. I have never seen a father who implanted advertisements into his son.

"Want it?" Tony Stark said with a smile: "How about changing jobs? As long as you follow me, I will give you endless super huge pizza every day, and I will invent you a smart voice collar, which will ensure that you can Are you satisfied, how about it?"

Thor the Shiba Inu pressed his paw on the button, and a loud voice came out.

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

Thorstark suddenly felt bad when he heard these words. The next second he saw Thor the Shiba Inu lifting the golden Thor's hammer and smashing it against the ground.

Strong electric current shot out and enveloped his whole body in the blink of an eye, making him dance on the spot.

"Why did you call me?"

Tony Stark, who was charred all over and wearing a hedgehog hairstyle, asked depressedly.

"Woof woof!" Thor the Shiba Inu barked, then pressed his paw on his collar, "For the glory of the Northern God!"

The combined meaning of these sentences is that a loyal dog will not serve its two masters.

After hearing this, Tony Stark's blood surged all over his body. "This damn dog, thanks to me, you are still eating and drinking. I didn't expect you to turn your back on me."

I, Tony Stark, am going to put you in a pot and stew it today.

He glanced at the Shiba Inu Thor and the golden Thor's Hammer in his hand, and remembered the fact that Thor was knocked away by his hammer and has not come back yet, so he calmly called out Jarvis, "Javi Si, go to the market and buy a meat dog, I’ll eat dog meat tonight.”

Forget about the dog in front of me.

Can't stew it!

He is still self-aware of his own strength. At least he can't defeat Thor, the God of Thunder. He can't defeat anyone.

Thor the Shiba Inu raised the golden Thor's hammer and smashed it against the ground.

Tony Stark danced on the spot again.

"Why did you call me again?"

"Wang Wang!"

Thor the Shiba Inu barked at Tony Stark, which translated means, no dog meat is allowed to be eaten.

Nima...

You have to control me if I eat dog meat.

Are there any human rights anymore?

Thor the Shiba Inu raised the Golden Thor's Hammer again and smashed it against the ground.

Tony Stark once again danced on the spot.

"Why did you shock me this time?"

"Wang Wang!"

Thor the Shiba Inu opened his mouth and shouted, which translated means I don't like you.

Tony: “…….”

None of you who can generate electricity are good, whether they are humans or dogs.

Just wait, when I develop the anti-Thor armor, I will take care of you.

When the time comes, it will be useless for you to kneel down and call me daddy.

Thor, the God of Thunder, flew back from afar, and when he came back, he was still holding his girlfriend Jane, and the two were inseparable.

Lu Yu's eyes grew hot when he saw it.

Because the most unreasonable thing in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" is the various settings, such as 100% empty-handed fighting, handsome features, and a strong back. Once set, it will inevitably be implemented.

His mind was wide open, thinking whether Thor the Shiba Inu's Golden Thor's Hammer would also have its own setting, such as '100% chance of bringing a girl back after being knocked out'.

So he was thinking about when he would let Thor the Shiba Inu give him a blow. Maybe he could bring a girl back and end his life as a great magician.

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