I open a supermarket in Meiman

Lu Yu's lips twitched when he heard what the Shiba Inu said with his collar. .

If he remembered correctly, the Shiba Inu in front of him was from "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" just like the River God.

It is set as Odin's favorite son, which means that Odin is actually a dog fan. Otherwise, it would not be possible to explain how Odin broke through reproductive isolation and gave birth to a son across species.

When the Shiba Inu saw that Lu Yu was silent, he pressed his paw on his collar again and made a loud sound.

"For the glory of the gods of the north."

"What Glory of the Northern God?" Tony Stark flew over with Potts in his arms. He saw the Shiba Inu Thor and asked, "Lu Yu, when did you get a dog? It's still a Husky, but this Husky The soldier can actually stand upright, has your organization performed genetic modification surgery on him?"

When Thor, the Shiba Inu, heard Tony say he was a Husky, he immediately became furious.

He pressed his paw on the collar and made a loud sound.

"I am Thor!"

Tony: “…….”

He stared at the little dog in front of him that looked like a Husky, his eyes lit up, "Yu, you are doing a good job."

Naming a dog Thor is really cool. When Thor discovers a dog with the same name as himself, his expression will be very beautiful.

Tony decided to go back and get a puppy himself, named Nick Fury.

"What a cute Husky." Potts hugged Thor, the Shiba Inu, and smoothed down Thor's bristled hair.

"This is not called a Husky, this is called a Shiba Inu." Lu Yu glanced at the cute Shiba Inu Thor lying in Pots's arms and thought to himself that the River Goddess is so girly, this Thor God of Thunder cannot be a lustful dog. Just.

But the movie doesn’t seem to say that Thor is a pervert.

"Woof woof~ woof woof~" Thor the Shiba Inu barked in Pottswai.

It means I am Thor, not the Husky or the Shiba Inu.

However, the three guys present who only knew eagle language but not dog language did not understand what it said.

In his mind, Lu Yu communicated with the system, "Uncle System, why can't I understand Shiba Inu Thor?"

Didn’t we agree that the system would come with its own translation?

Why can't it work with Thor? He still hopes to rely on the system's built-in translation to show off.

System: "Because it can't speak human language."

Lu Yu: "...Your reason is very strong."

Thor, the Shiba Inu, found that no one understood the dog language he was speaking, so he pressed his paw on the collar and made a loud voice, "I am Thor, God of Thunder!"

As soon as this was finished, Tony leaned over and looked at the collar around the Shiba Inu Thor's neck, "Lu Yu, you also got him a collar with a voice function?"

He pressed the blue button on the collar, and a loud sound came out immediately.

"I am Thor!"

"What about this button?" Tony pressed the white button next to the blue button.

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

"Then what is this button for?" Tony pressed the red button of the collar.

Zizi...

Tony was electrocuted until his whole body became numb. After the electric shock, not only did his skin become darker and thicker, his hair also stood up, and he had eye circles coming out of his mouth.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't the collar that shocked him, it was Thor the Shiba Inu.

Thor, the Shiba Inu, jumped down from Pottswai, holding Thor's hammer, his cute face full of cruelty.

"Tony." Potts looked at Tony worriedly.

"As expected, I had a conflict with Thor." Tony said while blowing smoke rings.

At the same time, he was wondering, is it true that every guy named Thor in this world has a hammer and can discharge electricity?Of course, there are still conflicts with him.

"Puppy, do you want to fight?" Tony put on his entire suit, including his mask.

I can't torture the real Thor, but I don't feel pressure to torture the dog version of Thor.

Thor, the Shiba Inu, pressed his paw on the collar, "For the glory of the Northern God!"

Then he raised the hammer and struck it against the ground.A large bolt of lightning struck Tony Stark through the ground.

"So, I should thank you." Tony Stark glanced at the energy storage that had exceeded 400%, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

Why?

Because anyone who has played arcade games knows that you need to save energy before using your ultimate move. Thor, the Shiba Inu, filled up Tony Stark's energy with a lightning strike.

This can be said to be sending energy thousands of miles.

So without saying a word, he raised his arms horizontally and vented his energy.

Shiba Inu Thor dodges, but his skills are ineffective.

Then, the two men fought hand to hand.

Tony Stark has high movement speed, low attack speed, high defense and high damage, and is immune to lightning damage. Shiba Inu Thor has high movement speed, high attack speed, low defense, high damage, and comes with lightning element attacks.

The two of them were having a great time fighting back and forth.

When Lu Yu saw this, he remembered that he had been affected by eating melons before, and suddenly had the urge to open the door and drive to Mars.

But I thought I couldn't open the door that far, and I thought I still needed oxygen to breathe.

He decided that he would just stand there and watch the show.

But how can you eat melon and watch a movie without melon?

So he opened the door, went out and bought a watermelon and came back to slowly eat the melon and watch the show.

Wow, this melon is so sweet.

"Can you give me half?" Potts asked. "I can pay for it."

"Give."

Potts took a bite and said, "Wow, this melon is so sweet."

As a result, the number of people eating melon changed from one to two.

click... click...

Lightning appeared in the sky.

"I feel like a guy I don't like is coming." Tony avoided the attack of Thor the Shiba Inu and looked up at the sky. Although we were all teammates who had fought together, he liked this guy who liked to play with thunder and lightning. Can't get up.

Boom!

A figure smashed through the ceiling of the supermarket and half-knelt on the ground.

Lu Yu looked at the ceiling with a big hole in it and thought, I can just smash it in, SHIELD will fix it for me anyway.

"I knew it was him."

As soon as he finished speaking, Thor the Shiba Inu knocked over the distracted Tony Stark with a hammer.

Thor, the god of thunder, had just arrived and saw his comrade Tony being fucked by a dog. He thought to himself, if you fucked my teammate in front of Thor, the god of thunder, how about that?So he hit it with a hammer without saying a word.

boom!

The two Mjolnir hammers collided, and the lightning flashed wildly.

Thor, the God of Thunder, was knocked back several steps by the backlash. When he saw the dog in front of him, he also took a few steps back. Oops, he is very powerful. He was able to block my hammer.

So he pointed the hammer at Thor the Shiba Inu and said, "Who are you?"

Thor, the Shiba Inu, had a cold face and pressed his paw on the collar, "I am Thor, God of Thunder!"

Thor: "..."

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