Konoha's strongest substitute user

"Hokage-sama is not in the office"

When the boy on guard heard this question, he helplessly said what he had repeated many times: "Yes, since the Hokage left this morning, he has not come back until now, and he has not said when he will come back."

The Hokage has a lot of work in a day, and the Mengang guy has been asked many times. Generally, people who know that the Hokage is not here will always ask, "When will the Hokage come back?", so I might as well tell him in advance to avoid unnecessary trouble. Others ask more.

The brothers on Dongxing's side looked at each other in confusion.

This mission is not easy. There are many things that need to be reported. Now that the Hokage is not here and he doesn't know when he will come back, what should he do?

Asuma turned to look at the three teammates on this mission.

Kakashi... a senior lover of erotic literature and a latecomer to the profession. Although he does things quite steadily, he is unreliable no matter how he looks at it.

Kujo Tosei, a rising representative of the new generation of combat effectiveness in the village, has an outstanding record. It can be seen that he is capable of fighting after we have just acted together. However, he has very little experience in leading a team. He is famously not fond of writing reports and has a bad temper. Urgent, according to the gossip from the staff at the Hokage Building, this is the special jounin in the village who is best at making the Hokage angry.

Nara Fuuki, the Nara family always has a good brain, but now the words "so troublesome" are written on his face. One of his students was from the Nara family, and Asuma seriously suspected that fear of trouble was a dominant gene in the entire Nara family.

Sighing, Asma thought to herself: Damn it, I'll do this.

"Forget it, leave the report to me and I will hand over the task."

"Ha" Asuma looked at Kujo Tosei's hand in front of him and didn't react for a moment.

Dongxing looked at Asma's puzzled expression and thought that he had seen Asma lying on the table writing furiously, so he couldn't be writing a diary: "What's wrong? You didn't write a mission report?" Bar"

"I wrote it..." Asma reached into his pocket and took out a small scroll: "Are you sure?"

"OK, anyway, I happened to have something to do with Tsunade, so I handed over the mission report by the way."

Dongxing did have something to do with Tsunade, and he had to ask for leave. Although Dongxing felt that he was probably the one who asked for leave most often among all the department heads in Konoha, but this time it was not the kind of casual talk, one or two days off.

The big move related to the world can take at least two months or more than half a year. If you ask for less leave, it will be more embarrassing when you come back.

"You have to wait here for the Hokage-sama to come back." Kakashi said with a dead eye, his tone full of distrust.

"How is that possible?" Dongxing completely lived up to Kakashi's distrust: "Of course I'm going to find someone. It would be too stupid to wait here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dongxing jumped up to the roof and flew away.

What's wrong with putting in the effort to find someone.

Ask for leave, don't shiver.

First of all, Tsunade is now the Hokage, which can completely rule out the possibility of the Hokage personally doing some shady secret mission. The nature of the Hokage is the same as that of the supreme leader. He generally does not leave the village. As long as he leaves the village, he must have a clear place and purpose of travel, and he will not do it secretly. If the movement of a shadow in a village becomes confusing, it will cause panic, and it will cause panic. Not the war years.

So first go to the village entrance and ask if the Hokage has left the village, so you can determine whether Tsunade is inside the Leaf Village.

The guard at the main gate of Konoha: "Hokage-sama, haven't you left the village? Did Kujo Jonin and Hokage-sama happen to be at the wrong time?"

Good thing Tsunade didn't leave from the main door, then the door on Hokage Rock leading to the second village.

The guard at the back door of Konoha: "Hokage-sama didn't go to the second village today. Didn't Kujo Jonin just come from the second village?"

Well, I didn’t go through the back door either, that’s inside Konoha Village.

Konoha Village is not big at all. Although we can't act recklessly like Naruto, don't pay for chakra, and release shadow clones all over the village at every turn, but it should be easy to find someone with such obvious appearance and hair color.

Starting from the more prosperous streets, Dongxing searched one store after another, focusing on wine shops and places where people can gamble, but no trace of Tsunade was found.

After searching, Dongxing suddenly realized something:

If Tsunade stayed in Konoha Village, why didn't she tell anyone where she was going when she left the Hokage Tower, or how long she would be out for?

They searched all over Konoha from south to north and east to west. Dongxing couldn't find where Tsunade was. He couldn't just ask everyone he met if he had seen the Hokage, in case someone misunderstood that something happened to the Hokage. Maybe he will also be charged with spreading rumors and causing trouble.

"Where is it?" Dongxing was at a loss when he suddenly had an idea.

That's right, Tsunade's little follower hasn't asked him yet.

He rushed back to the Hokage's building without stopping and knocked on the door of the Hokage's assistant's office. As expected, Shizune was in his office.

"Why are you here?" Zhiyin usually doesn't communicate much with Dongxing. Dongxing has never been to the assistant office even once. For Zhenyin, he is considered a rare visitor.

Seeing that Shizune didn't panic at all, he knew that Tsunade must be fine. Dongxing asked: "Where is Hokage-sama?"

Unexpectedly, Shizune looked nervous at this question and jumped up from her chair: "Why do you ask this?"

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Is there any inside story here?

Many questions popped up in Dongxing's head. Shizune's sudden nervousness made Dongxing really think that something happened to Tsunade.

"What can I do..." Dongxing took out the mission report written by Asma: "Didn't I just go to the Fire Temple to perform the mission? Isn't this the time to come back and hand in the mission? How can I hand in the mission if I don't find Mr. Hokage?" "

Who knew that for such a normal and official reason, Shizune actually looked suspicious: "It's really a mission."

"The mission report written by Asma can still be false."

"Just give it to me. Leave it here and you can go."

Shizune's suggestion saves trouble, but the problem is that if I put it down, my work will be in vain. I haven't asked for leave yet, especially a Jounin-level holiday. It doesn't count if your Hokage assistant said it: "It concerns the Akatsuki organization. The content of the mission report is It is a top secret and must be handed over to the Hokage personally, and tell me where the Hokage has gone."

"You really just handed in the task." Shizune seemed to begin to believe Dongxing's words.

"No...you can see why I keep asking for leave." Dongxing became a little impatient.

"You really don't know about Jiraiya-sama..." Shizune continued to ask, but accidentally let something slip.

Aren't we talking about Tsunade? Why did Jiraiya suddenly appear?

Dongxing was stunned.

Two seconds later...

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"Tell me, what happened to Jiraiya?"

She let it slip, and Shizune sat back in her chair with a frustrated look on her face: "Anyway, it's impossible to know where Tsunade-sama is, so give up on it."

"I didn't ask her, tell me quickly what happened to Jiraiya and what happened to him." The gossip can be postponed for a while, and the tasks and leave can be postponed for a while.

"You really don't know"

"Nonsense, how many times have you asked me? I know I'm asking you."

Shizune felt that Kujo Tosei was really unaware. She glanced around and saw that of course there was no one else in the room. Then Shizune said in a very low voice: "I happened to meet Jiraiya-sama while having breakfast this morning. He happened to He didn't see me, and just when I was about to say hello to Jiraiya-sama, I heard Jiraiya-sama keep talking about "confession", "how to confess without being abrupt", "should I find someone to try it first" and so on. If so, I quickly told Tsunade-sama about this, and then she left and is now hiding in the vacant office on the first floor. I sent all the documents for work to Tsunade-sama."

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Turtle... I didn't realize it, but Jiraiya, the evil ghost in The Bachelor and the cowardly Sage who has a crush on him, actually took the initiative and boldly confessed his love.

"Okay, then I'll go to the first floor to find Tsunade-sama to hand over the task. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone her location." Knowing that he was probably regarded by Shizune as someone sent by Jiraiya to find out the news, Dongxing left before leaving. Don't forget to comfort Shizune.

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That’s right, toads don’t count as humans, so it’s okay to tell Jiraiya.

Dongxing found the office where Tsunade was: "Tsunade-sama, I am Kujo Dongsei, here to hand in a mission report."

After waiting for a long time, the door opened a small crack. Tsunade peeked outside to make sure she didn't see Jiraiya before opening the door: "Ahem...come in."

In order not to arouse Tsunade's suspicion and prevent her from moving her position, Dongxing handed in the mission report very seriously, described the mission process, answered Tsunade's questions, and applied for a vacation on the grounds that he wanted to practice secret techniques against psychics. After that, Dongxing quickly left the Hokage Tower with excitement and a feeling of not being too big a deal to watch the excitement.

Jiraiya has been in the village recently, and occasionally goes out to do tasks and collect news. It is much easier to find Jiraiya than to find Tsunade.

"Jiraiya, I know where Tsunade is~~" As expected, after finding Jiraiya near the women's bathhouse, Dongxing immediately dropped the explosive news when they met.

"Ha, I know too, isn't it the Hokage Tower?" Jiraiya was a little surprised at first, then scratched his forehead, looking completely uninterested.

Well, I got it, Dongxing didn't expect that Jiraiya actually knew where Tsunade was, and thought he would be distressed because he couldn't find Tsunade. As expected, he didn't have the guts to confess, so he could only talk.

Dongxing sighed and patted Jiraiya on the shoulder: "I understand you, I understand you, brother, it's okay. If you don't confess today, it will be a long time. It is indeed difficult to build up the psychology before confessing."

"What confession are you talking about?" Jiraiya slapped Dongxing's hand away, looking confused about the situation.

Dongxing felt that Jiraiya was completely stubborn: "Stop pretending, it's not you who wants to confess. How could Tsunade be frightened and hide in the vacant office? It took me a long time to find her."

Jiraiya blushed and became even more puzzled: "Who did you listen to about the confession?"

Dongxing told the entire story he heard from Shizune.

Jiraiya held his chin and thought for a moment: "I... was writing a novel this morning, and I just happened to think of the plot where I would express my love..."

The water came out.

The Chinese Valentine's Day special is over.