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The small bedroom of about 20 square meters was filled with the sound of fingertips and keyboards. Fortunately, although the house was small, the sound insulation was very good. Otherwise, Jingming would sooner or later be yelled at by the single Chihuahua next door.

There is only one table, one bed and one cupboard in the house. It is a humble room, but I am so kind. Snake oil and toilet water provide mosquito repellent and refreshment services.

"I admire three men in my life, one dances with snakes, one falls in love with ghosts, and one doesn't even let go of insects."

While Jing Ming was thinking about how dirty it was to the sky, he might get a 404 at any time, his thoughts were wandering to nowhere.

This is a normal phenomenon. After a long period of time, the brain will be in a state of panic or despair.

But there is no way, he doesn't want to become a new era eunuch.

I asked you how sad you can be. The next sentence is too tragic to say.

Jing Ming coded for a while and then immediately checked the word count. My kidneys only had 537 words, which was still far away from tonight’s 5000.

"I want to die so much that I want to raise a snake. I'll play the flute and let you dance."

He groaned, and what he wrote was the two or three things that had to be said between humans and snakes.

If you don’t code or watch games, you will never know how many years ago, freedom of love became fashionable.

A year ago, when he was young, he only knew that men and women were equal, but now he realized that all humans and beasts were also equal.

In particular, a senior sage named Xu Xian gave him a lot of inspiration.

It turns out that the rudimentary form of the Foreign Party existed as early as I don’t know how many years ago. It’s scary, really scary.

Why do you think it's scary?

Because snakes were impregnated, which directly broke the species isolation of modern biological theory, the biological world had to cry for pain, and countless coffin boards exploded. You say it is scary or not, it simply subverts three views.

After a while.

Jingming slumped down on the armchair behind him, looking up at the lonely fluorescent lamp.

To be honest, he was a little sad.

because,

because,

For some reason, as he was writing, he suddenly felt that it would be pretty good to have sex with a snake, at least not Xia Liang.

Damn it, he won't be finished if this continues.

My body is already sub-healthy, so I guess I will have to have a heart-to-heart talk with the nurse sooner or later.

I feel mentally disturbed now. If something happens in the future, will it be reported like this?

An amateur author became so addicted to writing that he became insane and was bitten to death when he molested his pet snake.

"233."

Jing Ming smiled, it was impossible, completely impossible, because he couldn't afford to raise a snake.

The poor come back.

In addition, the story of the farmer and the snake tells us a simple truth: you are interested in others' hearts, and others are interested in your flesh.

He looked at the time on the lower right side of the computer screen and found that it was already three in the morning.

"I'm hungry, let's have a bowl of instant noodles."

He stretched and prepared to get up. Three o'clock in the morning was something he was used to.

So a salesperson from an insurance company called him every day like he was urging him to die, earnestly persuading him to buy a personal accident insurance.

Jing Ming's face darkened when he thought of this, "I, your mother, I am an orphan, even if I buy personal accident insurance, it will be useless. Is it possible that the beneficiary still fills in your name?"

However, he has never experienced the fact that staying up late often can lead to sudden death, so he doesn't know whether it is true or not, but he found that it can whiten his skin, and it will turn white and turn blue.

A pot of hot water, a bowl of instant noodles, the aroma is overflowing, and the world is full of fireworks.

This is the delicacy of the world

Life in this world is not just about sleeping with someone, fighting for your reputation, and a bowl of instant noodles.

"One book is enough."

Jing Ming put down his chopsticks and groaned happily, then stood up with the bowl.

It turns out that the three-minute instant noodle method used in a certain movie does not change the taste.

Suddenly, his vision went dark, he became a little hypotensive, and the soup in the bowl instantly spilled out.