When I transform into Marvel, I also want to be the overlord

Chapter 980 Reaction to "Star Wars"

"I have been paying attention to Peter's affairs. My father is with him. Yondu did not send him to Igona. His safety should be guaranteed.

The current situation is that the universe is too big and their specific location cannot be found at all.

We didn't even dare to issue an interstellar bounty order, because my identity is too sensitive... Well, there are too many enemies. If they know that my father was captured by Yondu, and I still care about him so much, it won't matter whether it's the Kree or the skrull. ..... Alas, not only them, but almost everyone in the universe...

The same is true for Peter. You may not be able to feel the prestige of Egg on Earth. He is the great lord of Skrull, he destroyed the Kree home planet Hala, he is the king of Sparta, and his power spreads all over the universe.

If he knew about Peter, Peter would be ten times more dangerous than my father! "Maya explained.

"Then what can we do?" she asked worriedly.

"Wait, there was also an elite SHIELD agent who was captured together. After he becomes familiar with the operation of the spacecraft, he will definitely find an opportunity to contact the earth. At that time, I will rush over and rescue the three of them."

Before leaving, Maya even took a photo with Captain America.

Back in Manhattan, Maya actually saw Cage in the living room, who was talking to Jack sadly about something.

"I'm sorry, I finally met a living leader of civilization. God, I'm your fan, come and sign your name."

As soon as he saw Maya, he immediately became animated, grabbed Jack's Parker pen and stuffed it into her hand.

Looking at Cage, whose face was flushed with excitement, Maya was a little embarrassed, "Hey, Cage, haven't we met a few times? Have you forgotten Natalie and "Star Wars"?"

"That's different, Oumaika. You have changed the course of earth's civilization. You are a saint who surpasses Moses."

Uncle Cage waved his arms and said emotionally: "Maya, you are the contemporary Jesus, the Virgin Mary is reincarnated, the earth should rewrite the Bible for you, no... you should have your own Bible."

"Uh, do you want to be so exaggerated?" Maya blushed.

"Well, ever since the idea of ​​a world government was proposed, and ever since the two international laws were promulgated, you have been almost mythologized by countries all over the world...haven't you paid attention to the public opinion these days?" Jack said with a complicated expression.

If he hadn't been very familiar with Maya and had seen her create too many miracles, he would probably be trembling with excitement like Cage when he met her.

Maya is a bit out of touch with the masses. With teleportation, she can reach her destination directly wherever she goes. And she rarely watches the news recently, ignoring the impact of two simple laws.

Cage said excitedly: "Maya, the United States has officially withdrawn its troops from the Middle East and announced that it will no longer interfere in local affairs. Not only in the Middle East, the United States has also completely abandoned its Asian strategic plan and Eastern European democratic process plan... Simply put, the United States is no longer here The earth has done bad things, and the Russian Empire has issued a friendly statement towards us.

Alas, according to expert analysis, without the big bad guy like the United States, 99.7% of wars on Earth would be eliminated, local conflicts would be reduced by 98.4 percentage points, refugees would be reduced by 97.2%, and global deaths would be reduced by 1000 million per year...

Maya, look at how many people you have saved, God! "

In the past, the United States relied on oil to stabilize the value of the U.S. dollar and to control the world economy, but now... Alas, the controllable nuclear fusion technology will be given to countries all over the world for free by Maya. What is the use of oil?

To put it bluntly, one month's profit from the Wan Zun Pill can be exchanged for antimatter, and its energy is equivalent to the total fossil energy in the world.

Spending national power on oil strategy is not only extremely low-profit for the government to accept (compared to interstellar development), it is also particularly hateful.

Well, Americans also know how fucked up their behavior is.

Previously, the Earth Defense Force and the Space Terminal were all under the control of the United States, and other countries could not carry out space development. The United States' overseas policy has not been fatally impacted. After all, the world still needs oil, and the United States itself also needs oil.

But Maya's behavior changed everything. If she hadn't been a powerful god, she would have been assassinated countless times by now. For example, those whose interests were harmed... Well, too many big capitalists were bankrupted by her words.

The god of Ma, the leader of Ma civilization, suppressed the whole crowd and no one dared to disobey!

"Maya, if it weren't for you, the earth would never have been able to establish a world government in ten thousand years. You have made the earth a better place. Oh my, let's take a photo and then sign the photo for me."

Unable to refuse the kindness, Maya finally agreed to Uncle Cage's request.

"Cage, how was the response to your "Star Wars" at the Xandar Film Festival?" Maya asked after finishing.

"Don't mention it, it's too unbearable to look back on."

Cage looked unhappy, "Last month, a group of 15 of us went to Xandar. Our knowledge increased a lot, but we also spent 25 star coins!

Prices are too expensive. A mere three-star hotel costs 5000 star coins per night. God, if we weren't afraid of embarrassing the people on earth, we would all be ready to sleep. "

"I heard that you only eat two pieces of chocolate a day?" Jack also asked curiously.

Maya's identity is too special. Luo Dan and Lao Huo will definitely not let Jennifer leave the earth.

"No." Cage slapped his thigh and said with a look of resentment: "On the first day, we thought the hotel provided free breakfast. Well, everything was placed in the lobby, so we ate and drank. It tasted really good. Not bad, but, shit!

7 star coins!

Nowadays, Earth’s foreign exchange is so precious that the exchange ratio between star coins and U.S. dollars has reached 1:10000, which means we ate 7 million for one breakfast! "

Cage spread his hands and asked: "Tell me, do we still dare to eat? Fortunately, Natalie brought a few boxes of chocolates, so we can eat them in a few days."

"How many movie tickets were sold?" Maya asked.

"A movie ticket is 3 stars, which is not bad. The key is... Well, some time ago, the Shi'ar coalition forces besieged the Kree, and the Kree home planet exploded.

There are magnificent scenes of billions of warships bombarding each other, as well as the personal heroism of Ronan and others, as well as various reversals... Alas, reality is much more exciting than the movie.

After watching those real Star Wars videos, I also felt that our Star Wars was just a piece of shit. "

Cage rubbed his hair desperately and said with a depressed look on his face: "A total of 2300 movie tickets were sold, 90% of which were from Bradley people."

"Bradley?" Maya wondered.

"A small third-level civilization, alas, they look almost exactly like Master Yoda." Cage explained.

"This is good." Jack said excitedly.

"They all came here after seeing the advertisement for the pill."

"Uh, did you really let Master Yoda use it? On whom?" Maya had a pained expression on her face.

"Lucas helped him arrange an affair with a white American girl. But in the Earth version, that part was omitted. Alas, if it weren't for the 10-minute sex scene, the movie ticket would have been 9% less." Kay Qi said.

Maya was speechless, and Jack asked again: "Didn't the Bradleys help us promote the movie?"

"It was publicized, but they denounced the movie as a lie and negative publicity."

Seeing the confused expressions on the two people's faces, Cage quickly explained: "The honor pills don't work on them.

Alas, this is such a coincidence. Many aliens are just like the people on earth, and they all praise the pills for their effectiveness, but..."

"Like This."

Maya touched her chin and said: "Next time, get some blood samples from the Bradley people and I will adjust the efficacy of the medicine for them.

Well, next time you can ask someone from Bradley to play Master Yoda. It can save a lot of money on special effects. "

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