When I transform into Marvel, I also want to be the overlord

"Ah" was the scream of Tony who had his hair pulled out and was bleeding.

"Click, click, click" was the sound of Sam frantically pressing the camera shutter.

"Oh my god" was the common exclamation of the videographer brother and reporter Anna.

"Oh my god, it turns out that Spider-Man is Tony Stark, and Tony Stark is Spider-Man. Big news, absolutely big news."

At this time, Anna completely lost the intellectual ladylike temperament in the previous shots. Her brown hair was messy, she was sweating profusely, and her black eye shadow covered half of her face. Her clothes were messy and her big bare feet were naked.

But she didn't seem to care at all. Instead, her eyes were crazy. She pressed the back of Tony's head, pointed his mouth at the microphone, and said in a high-pitched voice, "Tony, why do you want to be a superhero? You have healthy parents since you were a child. You live a happy life, how come you want to learn from Bruce Wayne, the Batman in the comics? Is it because you are both sons of Gotham, New York is also called Gotham, and Shanghai is also called the Magic City."

"Ah, Fake Squid hurts so much"

Tony held his broken leg with one hand and touched the top of his head with the other. He felt wet and his hair was bleeding. This damn crazy woman

You have already beaten me. I don’t remember. I tried it all over my body and it didn’t hurt, you coward.

Well, this was just a complaint in Ana's mind. She didn't say it directly. It wasn't because she was shy or anything like that. After all, this is a live interview. Although Anna has no integrity, she still has professional ethics.

Even after discovering that Spider-Man was her old lover, Anna had no idea of ​​calling an ambulance for him. Instead, she asked even more excitedly: "Mr. Shit Dako, what do you think of Falun Gong? Is it really like what the Brick family analyzed by calling the beast?" , you have been violated in some way. When you were in college at the age of thirteen, you must have met those adult students in their twenties. Oh my god, no wonder you became a swinger directly after graduating from MIT, which caused you to have sex. The reason for such a big change is actually "

Without waiting for Tony to refute, Anna said in a tone that was already solid: "You have been wandering around for these years, and finally repented because of the death of your mother the year before last, and regained your childhood dream. Deciding to benefit mankind starts from becoming a superhero. , and this three-dimensional mobile device is your masterpiece."

Tony is a big piece of shit: God is so violated, God is a prodigal son, God is a childhood dream, God is blessing mankind, for the sake of one night and a hundred nights of grace, please call an ambulance for me. , my legs really hurt

It's a pity that he didn't have time to refute, and Anna asked again and again: "Tony, what happened to you tonight that you missed it?"

"By the way, you recruited a pair of twin sisters last night. That's it. Audience friends, everyone has seen that Tony Stark's kidneys were weak due to his excessive personal life, and he eventually fell from the sky by mistake. Okay, I guess the audience, like me, still have many questions to ask Mr. Stark. Come on, let’s move on to the next question.”

Tony: I’m wronged, I’m wronged, my three-dimensional mobile device doesn’t consume physical energy. Even if I have kidney deficiency, it doesn’t matter. No, I don’t have kidney deficiency. Anna, I recognize you. Can you stop talking to yourself and let me answer a few words? No? This is an interview, don't play a single-player game.

"Tony, what does it mean when you fill your safety helmet with green light bulbs? Are you mocking others, or are you mocking yourself? Does each of these shiny little bulbs symbolize an unforgettable person for you? Where’s the woman and what’s the color of your three-dimensional mobile device?”

"Da da da da da da da da"

The sudden sound of helicopter propellers overhead interrupted Anna's question, and before she could react, six well-armed strong men slid down the sling.

Four strong, masked men with loaded guns separated Anna and the others in four directions, and the other two quickly carried Tony Stark onto the stretcher that had just landed together.

One of them made a gesture to the top, and the sling retracted upwards quickly and steadily. When a group of people supported Tony's stretcher and entered the abdomen of the "Super Sea Dragon", the helicopter quickly left again.

ps: The Super Sea Dragon is an American transport helicopter with a very large space.

Oh, by the way, the forgiveness hat that Tony dropped on the ground was also picked up by a soldier.