When I transform into Marvel, I also want to be the overlord

Chapter 695 The king of skrull cards is the stick

At best, Maya is pretending to be a pig, but she’s not really a pig.

Let her go to Wakanda to become a second-class citizen, it is better to kill her... Well, okay, it's a bit exaggerated, but the president has too many options, and he really doesn't like the turtle shell of Wakanda.

Of course, she couldn't say that to Jack and others.

Maya just reminded Jack, well, your adventure in Dokdo is missing a few scenes, and everyone is still waiting for the return of you, the king of directors.

Thinking of his big movie, Jack hesitated, and Maya asked again why the aliens wanted to attack the earth.

Jack gritted his teeth and decided to finish the movie first. When the aliens come over, it will be seen whether they will attack the earth or just attack Wakanda like last time. After all, the United States does not have the rare treasure vibranium.

Everyone stopped going to Wakanda and would die together in the United States, so those people stopped making trouble. Jack invited them to have a meal outside, and then sent them to the airport that night and let them go back to their hometown.

In fact, Jack has been back for two or three days. He is also dawdling. In the bottom of his heart, he does not want to go to Wakanda and suffer the eyes of the black people. But for the safety of several children, he reluctantly helped his family to apply for it. Dual citizenship.

Of course, I had to talk to my parents before leaving the United States. This was a good idea, and a group of relatives came to my door the next day.

"Oh, this damn world"

Looking at the deserted apartment building, Jack sighed helplessly: "I originally planned to take the opportunity to promote the adventure of going to Dokdo, but who would have thought that the popularity would drop so quickly, and it would go cold before I could take advantage of it."

Jack was very disappointed. When he came back a few days ago, everyone learned that he was not only alive. Last Thanksgiving, Obama lowered the flag at half-mast for Secretary Jack. He also went to the mysterious country of Wakanda like a legend and became a citizen of Wakanda. , many neighbors came to visit, many reporters chased him, many TV stations invited him, many...

In short, Jack became a hot topic in February 94 and a big celebrity in the United States.

But at that time, he thought that his family was going to immigrate to Wakanda, and that fame and wealth had nothing to do with him. The depreciating American sword was just useless paper in Wakanda, so he refused all invitations.

Now, after the advice of the head of the family, Maya, Jack decided to stay in the United States and continue to be a great director. Therefore, he wanted to make his brave trip to Dokdo a hot news while he was a popular figure.

According to common sense, this is almost a matter of course. Unfortunately, the United States and the earth at this moment are not normal.

When I opened the New York Times, the most authoritative newspaper in the United States, I saw on the front page a picture of Superman flying into the sky. Elliot, with pointy ears and green skin, was wearing a Superman suit and smiled with big white teeth.

Titled: It turns out Superman is among us, Elliot Clark Kent

"Yes, we have always been bathed in the light of the great skrull civilization and paid tribute to the majestic President Elliott... Let's discuss what President Elliott has done for the United States. Contribution... The story has to start 32 years ago. The real Clinton, in fact, had died long ago. It was Elliott. He couldn't bear to see an elderly parent suffer the pain of losing a son, so... ..It was Elliot who received the most orthodox American university education. He and Ms. Sheila met, got to know each other, and fell in love at Yale University...We can see that Elliot and Clark Kent have more than 99.999999999999 similarities , under his leadership, the United States achieved..."

Politicians throughout the United States hope that Elliot, like Clark Kent, will completely transform into an American and sacrifice everything for the people of Earth... No, no, he will sacrifice everything for the United States. Well, even if he cannot defeat "Zod", at least he can save the United States. Destroyed by his own countrymen.

Similarly, Sheila also bears all the expectations of the donkey and elephant parties, well, they expect her to become Lois Lane, the bond of Superman's life.

Well, Superman and Lois stole the headlines, so it’s time for Jack to appear on the second page.

Don't Have

The second page of the New York Times has the same headline as the front page of the Times: Isa II abdicates the throne, congratulating King Esso and Queen Isa on their marriage.

Well, Tony became the prince, and his old father was now the king of Jifu Country.

Third edition

There is still no news from Jack. Now, countries in Europe, whether they are constitutional monarchies or not, all imported a king to themselves on the same day.

Africa and South America also wanted to import several alien kings to the United States, but there were too many European countries and they couldn't get any.

The Great Celestial Dynasty has always been the same, not participating in or speaking up, and living its own life peacefully.

Then, Dongyang and Bangzi Kingdom begged the American father to send them an alien king... Reluctantly, Luo Dan found Maya, and Maya sent two maids to be the king.

Since then, no one has cared about Jack's trivial matters.

Well, before he became popular, he was already out of style.

Maya doesn't care about Jack's loss.

After finishing her business outside, her real body also went home today.

No matter how corrupt Jack was or how bad he was, he still tried his best to protect this family, well, although his efforts were very limited.

Therefore, today, Maya decided to cook herself and the family would have a good New Year.

Well, yes, the Spring Festival of 94 has arrived

As soon as Jennifer got up, she came to the living room dressed in sleeping clothes. When she smelled the aroma, she swallowed and said, "There are so many dishes, we can't finish them all. Why don't we call Meredith over?"

Maya wore a tall chef's hat on her head and a white scarf around her chest. She was chopping and cooking vegetables quickly with her hands and feet. She said without looking back: "Today is the only one. Didn't you hear the sound of firecrackers everywhere on the street today?" It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve”

We haven't had lunch yet here in the United States, and it's already evening in China, so by the time all the dishes are served, most of the Spring Festival Gala has already been played.

"Hahaha, so funny, haha..."

Well, it was very embarrassing. President Maya saw Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi's great transformation and was so happy that she could hardly hold the bowl. Jack, Jennifer, and even the Asian girl Skye looked at her like she was a fool.

"Skye, starting tomorrow, you have to learn Chinese." Maya decided while tapping her chopsticks.

Then, she glanced at Jennifer and Jack and said, "Since you want to work in Hollywood, you must learn Chinese well. You must know that in 20 years, it will surpass North America in terms of ticket sales."

"cut"

Today, it was rare for Maya to relax. After lunch, she took Skye to Chinatown to watch the lion dance. Well, she also stopped by Lao Huang’s Sichuan Spicy Restaurant to pay her New Year greetings. Well, she received two big red envelopes. .

Yes, today is Wednesday, so there is no holiday, but after the president took office, he changed the school rules: Asian students can take three days off during the Spring Festival.

Skye is enjoying the remaining blessings of Maya by being able to go out for a walk.

As for Maya herself, alas, she has now completely become the bully of the high school in the city. Her Nobel Prize has been confirmed, and the successful cloning has been quietly notified to Principal Charles.

She said, I am not an Asian, but I believe in their traditions, so I approve the leave myself, and if there is any problem, I don’t mind.

“Very reasonable, no problem at all”

These are the original words of the old principal.

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