When I transform into Marvel, I also want to be the overlord

"Let me tell you a secret. In fact, Yondu's purpose of coming to Earth is not to blackmail us. After all, we Earthlings don't have the resources to attract the attention of aliens. Yongdu's real purpose is actually for me."

"Oh, for your sake Miss Hannah, can you explain it in detail?" ABC Morning News host Katie asked confused.

Hannah said mysteriously: "I'm not afraid to tell you, twenty years ago, I fell in love with a man named Lannuo at first sight, and we both fell in love. My lover had the handsome appearance of Ronan, and the beauty of Ronan." With a net worth, he is the prince of the Kree Empire."

Katie glanced at Hannah, who was dark, short, and probably weighed over 250 pounds. She resisted the urge to roll her eyes and asked, "Does this have something to do with yesterday's predator Yondu?"

The black aunt Hannah glared, "It doesn't matter that knowledge limits your imagination. Lanno is a prince, and he has a well-matched wife, but the princess named Shirley is also a pitiful person.

Lan Nuo only loves me. He has not even been with Princess Beep and has been blocked by ABC TV station.

As the saying goes, poor people must be hateful. That stinky bitch Shirley actually sent that bastard Yondu to kidnap me. Hey, he also wanted to kill my son James. Well, he is the future crown prince of Kree... ..."

When Hannah said this, the director of ABC TV station focused the camera on the black man next to her.

The black guy just took one look and knew that his relationship with Hannah was, well, so smooth.

James is very talkative and is not afraid of facing the camera at all, "I am James from Colorado. Yesterday, the Yondu spacecraft landed and the people hijacked with the tractor beam were our mother and son.

Well guys, my mom was right, I am the bridge between the Kree and Earth, I am a half-blood, I have the same bloodline as both, even though my father is a Kree prince... ."

"thorn"

Manhattan, Maya's living room, Grandpa Quill, Peter, Maya, etc. were all sitting on the sofa watching TV. Meredith picked up the remote control and switched to Fox News with an expressionless face.

As soon as I turned around, I saw a middle-aged bald man on the TV saying excitedly: "Bullshit, that bastard is just talking nonsense. Yondu's purpose of coming to Earth is obviously for me. I have been in love with Ronan's sister Princess Alice for more than 10 years. The last time Ronan came to Earth was to visit me, um, and his nephew Jerry..."

Meredith changed the channel again.

......

Seven or eight channels in a row were all "family recognition conferences", either single or with their children, looking for alien wives, husbands, mothers and fathers.

In short, it seems that all of a sudden, the entire United States has become a country of immigrants and alien immigrants.

"thorn"

Suddenly, the station switched to a local station in Denver, Colorado.

"Wow, it's Uncle Cage" Star-Lord exclaimed.

"...As a police officer, don't you feel ashamed that you faked a sudden case in order to become famous?"

A female reporter took a microphone and asked Uncle Quill.

"I'm so ashamed, hiccup, I, I didn't fake it, hiccup, I, wow"

Uncle Quill's face was red, his eyes were blurred, he spoke a few words with his tongue out loud, and then spat it out with a whoosh.

"I heard that you have been suspended from your job because of your tendency to drink and tell lies, right?" the reporter asked again.

"No, no, no, I never drink, let alone talk nonsense, burp, damn, that bottle of 82 Lafite has so much stamina."

female reporter......

"Oh, Maya, thank you."

Seeing this, Grandpa Quill had a complicated expression and sighed: "Sure enough, in this world, news and public opinion are controlled by big capitalists. It's always about what news others want us to see, not what news happened today. "

Uh, did you say that to thank me or to scold me?

Then, Grandpa Quill's tone changed and he said happily: "Hey, good control. The United States should be governed by elites, and those bastards don't need to know the truth of the matter."

Well, Uncle Quill, when did you break away from the bastard class?

"Maya, you are really that capable." Jennifer looked at her daughter in disbelief.

Maya looked proud, waved her hands, and said in a nonchalant tone: "It's easy, easy."

"Well, Maya, you are so capable, you can help me get a front page anytime. The requirements are not high, just the cover girl of Maxim magazine." Jennifer looked forward to it.

"Actually, I'm bragging."

Maya immediately turned bitter and lamented: "Last time I helped SHIELD do an experiment and got a genetic information magnetization method, the black director Nick Fury, he credited me with my great contribution, and he helped this time."

"How about you go to SHIELD again?"

"Woooooooo..."

Before Jennifer could finish her shameless words, she heard Meredith suddenly start whimpering.

So, Jennifer hurriedly sat next to her and comforted: "Oh, there is nothing to cry about. He is just a scumbag. What a big deal. It just so happens that my Jack has also passed away.

Don’t go back to Colorado, just stay here with me. Another day, I will take you to the opera house...I tell you, there are a lot of top-notch fresh meats from all over the world, hehehe..."

Grandpa Quill actually nodded and agreed: "Meredith, don't go back. It's not bad to ask Jennifer to take you to find a man for a blind date. Alas, in the final analysis, Rice Emperor's man is still reliable. No matter how jerk he is, I have to stand down in the face of my shotgun, but the aliens are different. Their way of thinking and behavior is completely beyond our understanding. And I can't control the domestic violence of the aliens, alas."

"Ahem, Jennifer, Jack is not dead. He is now busy saving the earth in Africa. You have to take it easy. Also, just know about Meredith. Don't let it slip. Maya said with some embarrassment.

"Do you look at me like a fool?" Jennifer rolled her eyes at Maya and said.

No, it's not like that at all. You are just stupid, very stupid. The key point is that you are even more stupid if you think you are not stupid.

Maya remained silent.

Meredith actually cried all night last night, so today she quickly regained her breath and said to Maya: "Maya, thank you very much for everything you have done for our family.

Alas, the past is like a dream, a sweet dream, a dream, a nightmare... Looking back on the past, I realized that I was such a cowardly person, far less free and easy than a cowgirl riding a horse and whipping.

When I saw my elderly father and young son trembling in front of me, blocking those ferocious aliens, I completely woke up. Maybe it was time to face the relationship that was as bright as mist and as fleeting as stars. . "

Maya grinned sourly, rubbed her arms quietly, and asked curiously: "Meredith, what are your plans?"

"The world is so big, I want to go out and explore. I want to leave Colorado and start a new life in New York."

Uh, could it be that you have regained your true nature as an American girl and decided to imitate Sister Jennifer and go out to have some fun?

Maya looked at Star-Lord sympathetically. This guy will probably have multiple stepfathers.