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Chapter 339 The President who promotes the magic medicine (please subscribe, please vote)
Just as President Maya traces back to his roots, using Hammer's classmates as an example, and exploring the topic of "how profound the impact of choosing the wrong kid next door is on the child," the former little Hammer and today's "old" classmate of Hammer are still Chattering there.
"Tony went out to play with women, so of course I went too. Tony had sex, and I followed suit. Tony tried threesomes and foursomes. How could I not give it a try? Tony skipped class, and I also followed suit. Tony got into fights with his classmates. Yeah, I also beat up my deskmate. I thought I was just 3 years old, the age of my prime. Just because when I was a teenager, I imitated Tony, drank, had sex and played with women, my body was ruined, like a flat tire. The ball is useless"
At this point, Hammer began to cry softly and gave up on himself, "Now that I have become the oldest student in Science and Technology High School, not only do I have to donate a large sum of money to the school every year, but I also have to endure the ridicule of the whole school. Now, Now it's even worse. My vagina was exposed by those two little bitches. Wuwu obviously gave them each a diamond necklace. At that time, they hugged me and shouted honey, you are awesome, damn, this is terrible. How do you want me to meet people?"
"Well, Hammer, actually you don't have to worry at all. Even if you are not good at that, your reputation in school will not be reduced much." Joey patted Hammer on the back and consoled him.
"Joy, is it true?" Hammer asked cautiously.
"Really," Joey said with certainty, "Although we have secretly laughed at you for a few days because of what happened to Pfeiffer and others, compared to your other advantages, impotence cannot lower your rating."
"Oooh, Joey, you're so sweet," Hammer said.
Maya was speechless after hearing this. It wasn't that Joey said something wrong. In fact, everything Joey said was true, because you can get extra points for a perfect score on the exam, but you can't get a negative score for a zero. ah
After receiving the wink from Joey, Maya also quickly comforted her and changed the subject: "Hammer, you are actually a very good person, but your outstanding stupid appearance has covered up your golden appearance. Bright heart. The world has misunderstood you. You are not a born idiot. Just because you chose the wrong person to learn from. Tony is really not suitable to be your role model. In other words, Hammer, the only person of the same generation as Tony is your father. Are you asked to learn from Tony?”
After being comforted by President Maya's words that were not only compliments but also sarcasm, Hammer returned to his usual indifferent expression. Well, he has seen too many cynicisms over the years, and he has already developed a mind of steel. It's just that exposing a man's most secret pain in front of two beautiful companions today made him a little unstable.
After Hammer thought for a moment, he said seriously: "Ten years ago, that bastard Tony was the nightmare of all our peers. You also know that although American public opinion promotes anti-intellectualism, it is all lies." For ordinary people, for those of us, of course, the more talented our children are, the better. And Tony is undoubtedly the genius who best conforms to the values of upper class society. I am not the only one. Many of my peers are required to learn from Tony."
"Well, so are you all, I mean you the only one, so miserable?" Maya asked.
"Uh, am I miserable? Well, I am a little miserable, but it seems that I am not the worst, hahaha."
Hammer suddenly laughed as he spoke, "Sure enough, there is no happiness without comparison. At least I am still studying hard. Edward, like me, is a repeater, but he dropped out of school before graduating from elementary school, haha, And Julian, that kid is still in the St. John's Drug Rehabilitation Center. Well, you can go and see him this weekend. I almost forgot about poor Sam. Oh, why can't I think about it so much? He's so young and he's still taking exams. After attending Boston Polytechnic University, he actually committed suicide by jumping off a building. Alas, back then, we also formed the Anti-Stark Steel Alliance. We all made an appointment to isolate Tony, neither talking to him nor playing with him. Who would have thought that Tony would He went directly to Massachusetts, so Tony is really a bastard."
Seeing Hammer reminiscing about the past and scolding Tony, a big word "囧" faintly appeared on President Maya's forehead.
At the same time, she was also secretly happy. Look, how unpopular Tony has become. Compare this to yourself. We were also geniuses since we were little, but everyone sincerely bows to her. Everyone admires and respects her from this aspect. Come on, yourself
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