I'm dying in Marvel

Joss felt a bit pained at this meeting. If he wanted to say why, it was certainly not because he hadn't appeared on stage these two days, but because a troublesome guy appeared in front of him.

Originally, Joss lived quite leisurely during this period of time, and hardly received any urgent tasks.

After the Cirita incident, most people who like to make troubles will now look at the group of fat house guards in the sky before making troubles, and carefully weigh their weight before taking action.

Thanks to them, the law and order situation in Twisting City has hit a record high during this period, and the Avengers are so idle that they are about to grow mushrooms.

However, in this respect, he was indeed free, but Joss did not stop his busy pace.

The current situation is somewhat different from what he imagined, but it also proves that it is possible to reduce the occurrence of various dangerous incidents by improving the impoverished spiritual world of the people of Marvel.

Now, besides one mobile game and one end-game game, Joss also let the programmers under him speed up the work of some simple functions, but things that were very popular in Joss's previous life.

I opened my phone and took a quick look. The headline on Douyin today was an earthy sex scene starring Magneto and Mystique. At this time, it was already more popular than Professor X's wheelchair-opening bottle video.

The two old men seem to be fighting on this, and the update speed is faster than the other. Various videos are emerging one after another. Although they have never met each other, Joss reckons that these two will not make any big moves in the short term. up.

Even because of their videos, humans' evaluation of mutants has increased by at least eight percentage points. If anyone dares to say a bad word to these fans, they will definitely jump up and fight with them with a sound of punishment.

Not to mention too much, the goggles and peripherals of Clam and Cyclops are among the best-selling mutant peripherals.

It's obviously just a low-quality gadget that costs less than three dollars, but people are buying it after selling dozens of them, which really makes the boss behind the scenes laugh.

Of course, Joss was doing this thing from production to sale, and he even registered a patent first, which is very scumbag.

In addition, the most popular website Bihu recently was naturally built by José. Although the website was established less than two weeks ago, the search volume has already ranked among the top five of major search engines.

For example, one of the most popular questions in the past two days is that I feel that the Hulk is not very strong. Can a person who works out all the time be able to beat the Hulk with one punch?

keyboardan asked:

In the past two days, I have seen a lot of people bragging about how powerful Hulk is. I searched for videos on the Internet, and they seemed to be very average. Ordinary people can achieve that level of muscle with a little training. I don’t know why they are so popular. People say he is a superhero.

Twisted brother:

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Who hasn’t heard of Hulk?

Anonymous User:

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Haha, last time I met Hulk, I beat him up without even saying a word. I didn't even dare to let go of him.

Sauron the Bandit King:

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Laxatives, although I have never exercised and have never seen Hulk, I think Hulk is not good.

Because first of all, the well-known large muscles are just fakes and have no actual combat value. That is to say, he only looks strong, but in fact he is just a show that can be pushed down.

Of course, there must be many people who are not convinced by what I said, so I will actually explain to you how to deal with an enemy like Hulk.

First of all, when you are fighting Hulk, you will notice that Hulk's body is very tall, which also means that his defensive blind spot is as large as a polearm, so you only need to rush to him It's hard to hurt you.

If Hulk can't attack you, then you can easily launch a counterattack.

We can see that Hulk's figure is an obvious inverted triangle shape. This figure looks very intimidating, but in fact it is because the center of gravity is unstable and it is difficult to maintain balance. We only need to hold the ribs of waist C, and then upward He falls to the ground at the mere mention of it.

Note that after the Hulk fell to the ground, it was time for the decisive victory. We only needed to quickly climb on top of him and beat him like a storm.

At the same time, pay attention to the counterattack of Hulk's fist. When he reaches out his hand, he quickly uses joint skills to suppress him, and Hulk will quickly beg for mercy.

The above are the key points of knocking down the Hulk, I hope it can help you.

Bruce Banner:

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You guys upstairs have made Hulk mad. I can't help it. He has already locked your address. Hulk is very angry and wants to follow the network cable to beat you.

"" After reading the page of answers silently, Joss clicked the exit button.

There won't be any problems with this, right?

No, no, even if something goes wrong, it has nothing to do with him. In short, just pretend that he didn’t see it, um, that’s it

After closing the sex page, Joss finally remembered that he had other things to be busy with. He originally wanted to escape to the virtual world, but now it seems that he still has to face reality no matter what.

After heaving a long sigh, Joss raised his head and looked at the man in the red tights who was sitting in his office and flipping through Seqing magazine.

Question, if the man in the red tights is not Spider-Man, then who is he?

It's Deadpool

Just after noon today, he suddenly came to the door and indicated that he wanted to talk to Joss about something.

To be honest, if there is anyone in the Marvel world that Joss doesn't want to get involved with, Deadpool can definitely be ranked in the top three.

The main reason is that this person is too crazy, almost like himself

"Finally done." As if aware of Joss' gaze, Deadpool also raised his head and looked over.

"Uh, yeah, there's nothing else to do." Jos nodded.

"No, I'm talking about the author's word count problem. This chapter is obviously when I debut, but I ended up writing a bunch of irrelevant stuff. I look at it and it's about to end. At first glance, it looks like a broken chapter. "

Deadpool sighed and looked at the number of words in the lower left corner of the word window, and found that he was about to be invaded twice, so he could only look back at Joss.

"Oh, by the way, you won't hear what I said in the setting, so don't worry about it, let's talk about the transaction."

Hearing his words, Jos couldn't bear the pain and said: "First tell me what the content of your transaction is, and then I will consider whether to do it or not."

"Well I want you to kill me, permanently."

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