Naruto: My Way of Ninja

"Brother Ye, Brother Ye, what song do you like?" "Brother Ye, Brother Ye, are you a girl lover?" "Brother Ye, Brother Ye"

I ""Author: I look very calm, but in fact I am broken down inside. In other words, it is: a smile reveals a p.

My heart: Shut up, okay? How did she come up with these weird questions? Is her brain stuffed with paste? Why should I take her with me? Why is there such a weird creature in the world? Author: Pig's Foot is making crazy complaints

The dividing line as cold as a pig's feet x1

"Wow, this is the legendary gay organization," Chizuru Dori shouted.

"This is a very ordinary organization and they are straight." My face was pale and my steps were sloppy. I looked like I had been spoiled, but that was the truth.

The dividing line as cold as a pig's feet x2

"This is my dormitory, you stay here first, and try not to come out if you have nothing to do."

"Hey, brother Ye, have you heard a word?"

"what"

"If a man and a woman do not kiss, they will get married. Brother Ye is sleeping on the same bed."

"It's okay, I'm not interested in you anyway."

"Hey, Brother Ye, are you frigid?" Qianhe Doli's words made me know what precocious puberty is. How can a weak soul be cultivated?

"Submit to the old driver's power." I clasped my hands and said to Chizuru Dori.

"Hey, aren't you frigid? Then you like men?"

"nonono" I shook my head like a rattle.

"Ladyboys"

"nonono" I shook my head wildly again.

"Then you are born not to be able to do that," Chizuru Dori said while looking at me with a bit of a look.

"Hey, where did you think of this?" I couldn't help it, and punched the wall next to Chizuru Dori's head.

"Brother Tianye, you are actually able to do this."

"It's not because of you." I looked at Qianhe Dori with a resentful look.

"Yes, Not Bad."

"what the hell"

"Hehe" Chizuru Dori grinned, "He is indeed the man I like."

"Ah" I had a "confused" face.

"Ah. That's why you are mine."

I got goosebumps all over.

"Xiaoyuan, please calm down, this is a lifelong event." Even Sha, like me, knew what this girl meant.

By the way, I forgot to introduce it. Li Yuanyuan, a primary school student, belched farts due to a car accident.

"I don't care whether it lasts forever or not. In short, you will be my royal dog leg from now on."

"What?" I seemed to be thinking wrongly.

"Hahaha, okay, I'm Dou Niwan's, and you're my boss."

"p" A mouthful of old and tender blood welled up in my throat, and it spurted out without holding it back.

"Brother Waye, your blood spurted out 3 meters high." Chizuru Dori looked at the blood stains on the roof and shouted happily.

The dividing line as cold as a pig's feet x3

"So, you just want to escape from the marriage." I sat on the bed with a arrogant look on my face and looked at Qianhe Dori who was standing in the corner with my nose.

"Ah."

Everything was clear just now. Chizuru Dori is the second daughter of the Daimyo of the Land of Water. Chizuru Dori: Hello author, why do I feel that you highlighted a little princess of the Land of Water? Although his temperament is a little out of control, he is still very likable. Maybe it was for this reason that many people were pursuing her, but her father had already sold her to the Daimyo of the Kingdom of Thunder. Then there is the bloody plot: Chizuru Dori already has someone she likes, she is planning to elope, but her prospective boyfriend is killed by a ninja, and then she wanders around the land of water, and then she meets me.

Small Theater: Names of the Ye Brothers and Sisters

Ling: Today, I invited our protagonist Ye Wu to express regrets. It’s a pity that Ye Xue is in the hospital and can’t come to express regrets for the time being. Today’s question is: Where did your name come from?

Ye Wu: Well, that’s a long story. Boo, but I’m reluctant to keep it short. Laughter. Yes, I heard from the neighbors that because I was born when the old woman had nothing, my name is “Wu”.

Ling: What about the name Ye Xue?

Ye Wu: I had a fever since I was born, and my wife didn’t even go for a prenatal ultrasound, so I didn’t know there was another one. When Ye Xue went to the refrigerator to get me ice, a small piece of ice happened to fall on her. Because "Ye Bing" didn't sound good, she called her Ye Xue.

There is a heavy sweat on the feather head: It seems that you are all weirdos.

Book club number 725160256 welcome to play~

Ah, as expected, Salted Fish 2000 is the best

In addition, this week I am going to hit the list and update twice a week. Don’t dislike it. My two updates a week is equivalent to two updates a day for others.

Also, sometimes there may only be one update, can you please be a little considerate? Primary school students are very pitiful, especially those who are bad at learning.

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