Naruto: My Way of Ninja

"Brother, how was last night?" I had just finished dressing and washing up, and opened the door when Ye Xue came over and asked me with an innocent face.

"Brother Wei and Brother Ziri had a close call last night. Fortunately, brother Wei persevered to the end."

"speak English"

"You have the nerve to say that if I hadn't been so agile, I would have burped my farts long ago. I haven't slept all night," I said, pointing to the dark circles under my eyes.

"cut."

"I'll cut you, you big-headed devil." I went crazy.

"Pfft" Ye Xue looked at me like this and wanted to laugh. People who were friends and foes to Ye Xue in the past had to get involved in everything. In the third grade, there was a boy who was nice to Ye Xue. I happened to be sitting on the left side of them, and everything was fine at first. But the problem was that Ye Xue had a stomachache, and when the buddy next to her was rubbing her stomach, my brother saw me.

Since then, there have been a pair of pseudo-CPs in the class.

It would be fine if this was just passed on orally by classmates, but the problem arises again.

That day, I, who had always been aloof, suddenly started laughing. My parents asked me what was wrong, and I said calmly, "It's okay, I'm just happy to have a brother-in-law." Afterwards, Ye Xue was beaten violently.

"Brother, there is a comic exhibition today, can you take me to it?" Ye Xue tried hard to make star eyes.

"Ah Le Comic Exhibition Ah Wu" Ziri also came over to join in the fun.

"Okay, but I have to remind you, Ziri, you are not allowed to spend my money."

Ziri looked at me and silently took out a golden object from his trouser pocket that was as thick as a baby's arm and half as high as a pen.

"Fuck gold!" Ye Xue had already jumped up.

"Hey, is this called gold?"

"Bring it here." Ye Xue had already grabbed it.

Ye Xue brought the gold nugget to her mouth and bit it gently with her teeth. When I took it out and looked at it again, there was a clear tooth mark on it. "It is said on the Internet that gold with high purity is soft and has low hardness. It can be scratched with fingernails and leave tooth marks with teeth. It is indeed true."

“How much money can I exchange for?”

"A conservative estimate of 6000." Ye Xue said while putting on her coat.

"Ah, my 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes" I said, covering my eyes.

"Let's go, eh, eh, eh, so," Ye Xue put the gold nugget into the small bag on his back and opened the door to his house.

Ye Xue did not walk towards the road, but entered a gold shop downstairs. It was so small that I didn't even notice it.

"Xiaoxue, are you sure there is nothing here?" I couldn't help but worry about my silly sister.

"Aren't you going to change money? Besides, there are no gold shops nearby, otherwise I wouldn't want to come."

I looked confused and took out my phone just in case. It's 8:49 now, Yaoyaoling should go to work, no problem for now.

"Wipe the floor and be careful. Don't be clumsy. Can you afford to pay for it if you fall?"

Walking into the gold shop, because it had just opened, there were not many customers yet, and the female boss was directing the shop assistants to work. This is a super fat woman: her facial features are squeezed together by the fat on her face, and it’s hard to tell whether her eyes are open or closed; her hands and feet are fleshy; she has a waist; her body is round and has no curves at all. She was covered with gold earrings, gold necklaces, gold rings, and gold bracelets. They were so jeweled and golden that my eyes were almost blinded. It was like a messy, moving gold jewelry display stand. I thought to myself: My God Ding. His mother has never been so fat, right?

Seeing the three people coming in, she looked us up and down, and her eyes finally settled on Ziri's "Beggars' Clan Disciple Uniform". She frowned and said impatiently in a high-pitched voice, "Go away, this is not a place for children to play."

Well, this is a classic example of "dog eyes looking down on people". I wanted to put a meatball on her face, but I still held back.

Ye Xue took out the gold nuggets from her bag and said to her, "We are here to buy gold."

The fat woman glanced sideways at the gold nugget: "Do you think I will believe this is true? If you want to fool people, you are in the wrong place."

"You can tell if it's true or not by testing it," Ye Xue said confidently.

The fat woman felt confident after listening to Ye Xue's words. She did not continue to push us out, but grabbed the gold nugget and said, "Then I will test it. However, there is a fee, 100 a time."

The fat woman took the gold nugget and went into the back room to test it. I felt very anxious and uneasy.

Damn, I don’t have any money. Am I going to “sell myself” again this time?

I waited like a year. After a while, the fat woman came out, and her attitude changed 180 degrees. Her smile made her look even uglier.

"As the saying goes, gold is never pure, and no one is perfect. This piece of gold is actually pure pure gold. It's amazing. I haven't seen pure gold in the fast gold store for so many years. I want this piece of gold."

The gold nugget was taken away by the fat woman. Three minutes of silence for the Nugget.

The fat woman gave Ye Xue 10,000 yuan. I was overjoyed, as if I had seen the future of marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the pinnacle of life.

"Do you still have gold at home?" the fat woman asked.

"Gone."

"Then if you have gold, you must never sell it to others."

hehe. I was completely drunk.

Under the strong request of Ziri and I, Ye Xue finally listened to us, gave up the idea of ​​having a few more words with the fat woman, and quickly called a taxi to take you away.

I silently took out my cell phone, which had been in my coat pocket, and looked at the time: 9:21.

Damn, I actually got up so early

Just as he was about to put it back, Ye Xue pounced on him like he was on the street.

“Ding Yexue gets brother’s mobile phone x1 for a limited time of 24 hours

Ding Yexue obtained master-level knowledge at the Comic Exhibition

Ding Yexue became the master of comic exhibition”

These narrations automatically appeared in my mind, and I was shocked.

""I doubt life.

""Zi Ri looked horrified.

"What's wrong? You guys are looking like this. Let's go, get off the car." Ye Xue handed a red picture of Uncle Mao to the driver and said to us while holding the slimmer Uncle Mao.

"Ah Ziri, what are you looking at?" Ye Xue asked confusedly when she saw Ziri's pig-like look on her face.

"It's okay, he just had a brain twitch." I answered for Ziri. It seems that these two can develop. But is Xiaoxue going to open a harem? There are four in the class and one here. Tsk tsk tsk, Ziri must work hard.

"Yeah, let's go then"

"Xiaoxue, help me, I'll squint for a while." After I said that, I quickly fell on Ye Xue's shoulder.

"Brother, you really love sleeping as always." The black-lined children's shoes made a presence on Ye Xue's head.

"Awu, wake up"

"My uncle" I whispered and used my finger on Ziri.

purple sun,

Graduate.

Well, now I'm fully awake, but I immediately want to go back to sleep.

Damn, using the word "crowds of people" is not an exaggeration at all. How can we practice it?

"Brother, come and take a picture too."

Only then did I realize that there was actually a camera in Ye Xue’s small bag.

Okay, automatically ignore this.

Ouch, Kaneki Ken, this white hair looks quite pleasing to the eye. It turns out Xiaoxue likes this.

But for some reason I feel like this person is a bit familiar.

"Brother" Ziri has already arrived.

"Awu Purple Sun"

It turned out to be true. I was extremely drunk inside, even drunker than a box of Erguotou.

"You guys know each other again" Ye Xue was speechless again. Nima Wei Mao can meet people he knows wherever he goes, and Nima Wei Mao is so handsome.

"Hello, nymphomaniac." Hongyue said to Ye Xue very straightforwardly. It made me feel like he was in a mirror world.

"Ahem, cough, Hongyue, are you okay with your brain?"

"There's something wrong with your brain." Hong Yue rolled her eyes and was sadly dragged away by someone to take a photo with her.

At this moment, I really want to have a cigarette

Book club number 725160256 welcome to play~

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