Naruto: My Way of Ninja

Chapter 23 Brother, I seem to be bisexual

I followed Ye Xue in a daze and was taken by Xiao Yuan to a small room at the back of the store, which was both the clerk's lounge and a small dressing room.

There are several sets of maid uniforms stuffed in the closet nearby, which seem to be historical products left over from the heyday of coffee shops.

I felt so ashamed that even a serious boy could wear a maid outfit, which I personally couldn't accept.

"Then just change your clothes here first. I'll explain the specific interview steps to you later." Xiao Yuan smiled after saying that and closed the door of the room with his backhand.

I picked up a piece of clothing in the cabinet and suddenly realized why the pattern of each piece of clothing was different. It seemed that every set of clothing here was designed, and each piece represented a cat breed. I just arrived at the store. The store clerk Xiaoyi I met when I was wearing a black raccoon cat dress, while the store manager Xiao Yuan wore a milk-white ragdoll cat dress.

I casually looked through the few remaining clothes, and none of them looked very good. There was even a sky blue maid uniform with a big white pocket on the belly, and a big round hat. I instantly thought of Doraemon, the big pocket was too conspicuous.

"Mission Maid:

As a good brother and sister in my sister's heart, she is a good brother and sister who is good in the hall and in the kitchen. Now that her sister is in trouble, how can you not help her?

You or your sister can become a regular employee.

Reward: One draw

Punishment: obliteration. "

"Nah, are you forcing me to wear a maid outfit?" I felt very angry for myself.

I didn't want to wear a skirt, it was too embarrassing. After picking it up, except for the blue one, which is not a skirt, everything else is. Compared to wearing fancy clothes, I think it is better to wear a longer skirt. Anyway, I don’t know which one to choose, so I just pick one at random. .

After choosing for a long time, I chose the clothes of an orange cat. The whole body was covered in orange, and there were a few white lines on the side of the body as decoration. As the saying goes, nine out of ten orange cats are fat. The one I chose looked like this. It's the kind of orange cat that can eat well.

Ye Xue originally wanted to comment on me, but then she thought that this action was actually to see her brother embarrassed, so she immediately changed her expression to a smile and said, "Brother, you are really discerning. In fact, this dress is from this pile" This is the ugliest piece in the collection. Even the worn calico cat one in the corner is prettier than this one.

"Um, Xiaoxue, are you avoiding going down?" I asked weakly.

"Ah" then Ye Xue quickly turned around and covered her eyes.

I jumped at the chance to undress and dress at the speed of light.

Ye Xue, who had just turned around, glanced at a piece of clothing under the pile of clothes, silently picked it up and put it on, not caring at all that a grown man was behind her. Anyway, it's not the first time I've seen it. Before, my brother helped me take a shower.

I changed my clothes and walked out of the dressing room with a reluctant look on my face.

Xiao Yuan was already waiting outside the door. Although she had been mentally prepared, she was still surprised when she saw my appearance. The orange cat maid outfit she chose was indeed the cheapest in the store. , except for the color matching, there are almost no original design elements. However, the sky blue cat costume is designed based on the popular anime Doraemon. You can make several orange cat costumes just for the copyright licensing fee.

There are ready-made cosmetics in the dressing room. I don’t know how to use them at all. Ye Xue is too lazy to apply them on her. In Ye Xue’s opinion, her brother’s pure natural ones are already very good-looking, giving people a pure and beautiful look. It feels clean, out of the mud but not stained, cleansing the ripples but not evil, perfect. What's more, cosmetics are harmful to the skin. The ones used in coffee shops are not of good brands, which will cause even greater damage to the skin.

Simply putting a hairpin on my hair already made me look pretty.

Xiao Yuan stared at me for a while, feeling like she was almost bent out of shape. The girl's heart was pounding. She looked at the exquisite curvature of my cheeks and the bridge of my nose, forming a regular aesthetic triangle. If she hadn't been a woman, Yes, Xiaoyuan definitely wants to marry her, the kind of woman who won't marry her unless he does.

Just when I was about to say that I was putting on my makeup, the door to the dressing room was opened again, and Ye Xue walked out, wearing a British shorthair cat lady maid outfit. Don't ask her why she wore it, she would die without a burial. land

Compared with Zhao Wanxi, the clothes Ye Xue wears are less quiet and more agile. The maid outfit is very cleverly designed, and the carefully cut lines are even more exquisite. It accentuates the girl's curves. Bah now. A child who is still underdeveloped has no curves at all.

Xiao Yuan fell into deep thought. He couldn't control himself alone, but now both of them want to work part-time. What should he do?

I looked at the two of them again. My face was expressionless and I looked extremely cold. I could be said to be a goddess. Ye Xue felt that the skirt was a little too short. With or without leggings, she was afraid of being exposed. This is a thin-skinned young man. With a pink face, she pushed the hem of her skirt down, and looked at me from time to time, which made people want to commit a crime. Neither of them are fuel efficient.

They originally thought of letting them compete with Xiaoyi to see the customer reviews, but now Xiaoyi was turned into a scumbag instantly, how could she still get the cards? Xiaoyuan thought, this time she could only take action by herself.

"Now that we are ready, let's start the interview now. The rules are also very simple. There are now two groups of nine customers in the store. Plus Xiao Yi, there are ten people in total. They are all considered judges. Then the three of us Serve them one by one, let the guests evaluate, and finally the guests vote. The one with more votes among you can stay. If the votes are higher than mine, both of them can stay. How about that?"

After Xiao Yuan finished speaking, he put his hands together, looked at the two of them with a smile, and waited for their answer. This was Xiao Yuan's first plan: to show off his power. If he refuted her words now, there would be no need to stay. .

"Okay." Ye Xue won happily. I had been shy and didn't answer. In Xiao Yuan's eyes, it was considered acquiescence.

The guest has already been greeted by Xiao Yi, so he naturally agrees. For one price, he can see several maids. Just thinking about it makes him excited. There is no reason to refuse.

Taking advantage of the fact that it was not a busy time, we directly gathered the guests into a large private room. They all chatted together, whether they knew each other or not. They talked about the maid appreciation and bragged to each other about what they had seen. How so maid.

As a store manager and an experienced maid, Xiao Yuan should naturally take the lead.

Of course, this is how she explained it to Ye Xue and me. In fact, being the first to appear has an advantage. As a professional maid, her performance will definitely impress the judges, plus her appearance will add points. and proficiency bonus points, resulting in a preconception feeling. At that time, no matter how hard Zhao Wanxi and Qi Fei work, the audience will default to comparing themselves with Xiao Yuan and regard Xiao Yuan as a benchmark.

As a store manager, Xiao Yuan, unless he is an old customer or a rich man, usually does not go into battle himself. He is only responsible for some food preparation and cashier work. Many small customers have always wanted to experience what the store manager's service is like. , I suffer from not having enough funds to fill my pockets. I am lucky enough to experience it today, but I have to show it well.

Although Xiao Yuan is a bit petty, she is still relatively upright. She carefully painted beautiful outfits for me and Ye Xue, and this painting is even more remarkable.

Makeup has little effect on ugly girls. On the contrary, it will make good-looking girls even better. Obviously I and Ye Xue belong to the latter group. Xiaoyuan uses two make-up styles according to their styles. I am more suitable for naked. For makeup, simply apply a layer of concealer to create a dark eye makeup, and use the contrast between light and dark to bring out that fresh beauty.

When Ye Xue saw it, her heart was pounding. Oh my god, my brother is so good-looking. He wears men's and women's clothes. I want to be raped. No, no, no. This is my brother.

Ye Xue could try some thicker makeup. She used a dark outline pen, a silkworm pen, and false eyelashes. Immediately, the Japanese makeup magic had an effect. It looked like Ye Xue’s eyes were more than a circle bigger. .

Then the official competition began. Xiao Yuan was the first to enter and gave a textbook maid demonstration. It was standard to add "meow" after every sentence, to reach out to make cat paws, and to call guests "master" was also standard. , a move of "Three Little Yuans" directly destroyed the psychological defense of the guests. After a chat about self-introduction, there were even two guests meowing, smiling from ear to ear, and the muscles on their faces were twitching. stand up.

Then it was time for the judges to score. Each of the ten judges who brought Xiao Yi could score one point. After one round, Xiao Yuan only got 8 points in the end, which made her very surprised. How could it be possible that she only got this mere 8 points? "Xiao Yuan only got points." Has the "Three Links of Fate" expired?

If the audience can't see me, Ye Xue and Qi Fei, standing next to me, it's possible that Xiao Yuan will get full marks. It is with these two unfamiliar faces that real experienced drivers know that there will be something more exciting later, a What kind of flowers can a cold maid and a cute maid bring out?

After watching Xiao Yuan's wonderful performance, I quietly leaned into Ye Xue's ear and whispered to her, "Xiao Xue, I think if you imitate her, you will be criticized by me for telling you that." "

When I first entered the store, I was a little put off by seeing the strange decorations in the store. I gritted my teeth and changed into work clothes. Now I have to speak in such a pretentious tone. I really can't stand it. When the time comes for Naruto to be embarrassed or to give in, is it better for him to be embarrassed?

I dug out the corner of my eye at Ye Xue. The subtext was, why did you take me with you even though you knew this place was like this? Ye Xue, on the other hand, didn't care at all, silently thinking about taking a photo of her brother.

Okay, okay, since you have to choose between being embarrassed and giving in, I think it is better to be embarrassed. Giving in is easy to become addicted. The first time will be the second time, and slowly people will become decadent. , isn’t it just meow? I’ll risk it all

Forget about meow, I still need a stage name, and it needs to be cute. I don’t think I can do it, so I might as well forget about it and just call it Xu Hao. I haven’t seen Bleach, I really haven’t, and I don’t know what silver is, let alone a void.

I don’t expect to be able to work here. If I had known it would be so shameful here, I would rather not come in. Of course I would die. “Everyone, my name is Xuxu. I am the maid today. Can I help you?”

Xiao Yuan's originally cute meowing sound changed its taste when it came out of my mouth.

Yours is a kitten, and I am an atavistic leopard with an upright mouth and an upright body.

I don't think these people can accept the meow of birth and the weird name "Xuxu". Instead, they can escape naturally without giving up. It's the best of both worlds. When the time comes, they can think of other ways to make money. The method is good.

I said this sentence that was obviously intentional so casually. The guests present as well as Ye Xue and Xiao Yuan were all stunned. What kind of method was this? Even if you don't act cute, you can't do this.

After 3 seconds.

The stunned smiles on the faces of several guests suddenly appeared again, and the corners of their mouths rose to a new height. It felt like the new maid named "Xuxu" was different from the others. This was the rhythm of a strong attack. ah

The hidden personality deep in the customer's heart was immediately attracted to me. My hand was "extremely cute". A cute face and a plain meow formed a sharp contrast, plus the clothes I wore The orange cat costume looks a bit arrogant, and it contrasts cutely with the modern maid cafe. To me, the two contrasts make the name "Xuxu" sound fake. The cat's meow seemed intentional.

Now all I had to do was hold my thigh and call her Queen, with a look of intoxication and obsession on my face, which made me feel quite embarrassed and made me regret it even more. Damn, isn’t it just death? I’m not even afraid of the Third Hokage, but I’m still afraid of death. The answer is: yes

I made a few random remarks and meowed like a joke. Finally, I gave a few judges a roll of my eyes, which was the end of my self-introduction. I wouldn’t have thought of this group of people even on my knees. The guests actually liked this.

The scoring result is out, 8 points

Please open your imagination and imagine what the protagonist looks like in women’s clothing.

End of this chapter

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