Naruto: My Way of Ninja

"Hey, why don't the Sand Ninja Village grow more green plants?" I put on the newly bought windbreaker to block the surging sand.

I dug in my pocket, "Well, luckily I still have money. It's enough to stay in a hotel for a few days." I confidently took out the money and said to the boss, "I want to stay in a room for 3 days."

"Sorry, the money is not enough." The boss looked at the money I took out, shook his head, and replied.

“纳尼”我大惊，“600两不够3天吗那就1天吧。”作者：根据岸本大大的资料，1两＝10日元

"Sorry, it's not enough." The boss shook his head again, "600 is only enough for 3 hours."

"Σっ°Д°;っBoss, you are too dark."

"No, this is just the normal price. If you don't have money, don't come." The boss was a little unhappy.

"Forget it." I was helpless and had to leave.

"Am I going to sleep on the street? The streets of Suna Ninja Village will be buried alive by the sand the next day." I thought for a while, "Oh, by the way, I'd better buy a prop."

"Ziri, don't look at the grilled beef tongue." I greeted Ziri who was drooling.

"Oh what's the matter"

"Is there a prop that can transform?"

"Wait a minute." Then Ziri pulled up a virtual screen.

Metamorphosis:

Before I finished watching, I couldn't help but said, "Isn't this a large-scale reality show broadcast by Hunan Satellite TV?"

Then keep watching.

It allows you to be completely safe and not be discovered by anyone. It is definitely a necessary skill for sneaking around, killing people and setting fires.

Price: 100 copper coins

Currently: 1 silver coin

"Copper coins and silver coins are similar to points in time travel novels. They can be obtained through tasks and awakening memories, followed by gold coins. 1 silver coin = 100 copper coins, 1 gold coin = 100 silver coins."

I bought the so-called Metamorphosis and said goodbye to my money and handkerchief with tears.

I walked into an alley, used Metamorphosis, and turned into a cute Pikachu.

"Well, I got used to it in just one second. It's amazing." I jumped up to the eaves. Stand high and look far away, looking for a suitable foothold.

Because of the strong wind and sand, every house had their doors and windows closed, making it difficult to get in.

Is it the last step to take? I gritted my teeth and made up my mind.

His eyes were searching, and he locked onto a little girl who looked very kind and caring. He rushed over and rolled in front of the little girl, stretched out his paws, shouted "Pika Pika", and looked at the little girl with big watery eyes. , begging to be taken care of by being cute and coquettish. Author: ＿Where is your face, where is your moral integrity, and where is your lower limit?

As I expected, the little girl screamed in surprise, stretched out her hands, picked me up and rubbed me hard, "Ah, what a cute little mouse." After saying that, she patted my head and said, "Come home with me." , I will definitely take good care of you."

I said "Pickup" and rubbed the little girl's face in response.

After buying the morals, I finally have a place to stay~\~

what

This kind of inexplicable complacency is nothing

Have I fallen?

The next day, I slept in, then hurriedly went out and ran into an alley to make sure that no one was there and then changed back to the original shape.

"I hope Gaara is still the innocent child and not Shura" I said to myself and walked towards the local park where red pandas will appear 80% of the time.

According to countless books I have read, countless travelers have met red pandas here and comforted their injured hearts. I walked towards the small park in high spirits.

Sure enough, like many of Naruto's colleagues, the little Gaara sat alone on the swing, timidly looking at the children having fun on the side.

I walked over calmly and sat on the swing under Gaara's surprised gaze.

"Hey, what's your name? How about we be friends?"

"I"

"uh-huh"

"My name is"

"My name is Gaara." Gaara hesitated for a long time and finally finished.

When this little brother hears my name, he will definitely be like everyone else. Stay away from me, stay away from monsters

After not getting a reply for a long time, Gaara lowered his head and thought to himself.

"Gaara, that's a pretty good name." I paused, "My real name is Naruto, but we are friends, you can call me Mu."

"Let's go, I'll take you to eat grilled beef tongue"

"Hey" Gaara was stunned for a moment, then nodded, pulled my sleeve, and followed closely.

"You seemed to be having a great time."

"Speed ​​drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, fire owl, Xiong Mao, narrow, Yi Qihen, Kaixing and the red panda are very happy together, and my concubine, Hao Ganhen, has sued and has a good impression."

"Listening to what you said, it seems that I am more comfortable in the Country of Wind, so don't go back to Konoha."

"Hmm Hongyue" Because of Gaara, I didn't dare to speak loudly, I just asked cautiously.

Zi Ri suddenly said, "Brother, can you be more elusive?"

"You came to Gaara without saying a word. Do you think I am the big brother in your eyes?"

I looked confused, "You're not my brother, it's none of my business."

"Yes, I'm sorry. It's just a habit. It happens accidentally."

"It's okay." I said generously.

He stood up silently and said to Gaara pleasantly, "Sorry, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Gaara grabbed the corner of my clothes and asked softly, "Amu, will you come tomorrow?"

"Of course, see you in the small park tomorrow" Gaara then let go of my poor clothes.

When they came to the alley, Hongyue appeared.

"Brother, why are you here?"

"Zi Ri, what happened didn't you tell Hong Yue?"

"Say what?"

The three of us were stunned together.

I covered my face and said, "Hongyue, you go back first."

"What about the naughty kid?" Ziri felt that he understood what it meant to hurt Lao Tie.

"You set a limit, otherwise this naughty kid will run around." Zi Ri roared in his heart: I want to doubt my life, no one can stop me.

"Then use this ancestral seal." Hongyue took out a piece of yellow talisman paper with red patterns on it.

The corner of my mouth twitched ""

Isn't this something that often appears in zombie movies?

As a result, the red moon actually stuck to Zi Ri's face with a snap.

I have a cold face""

Haha, this world is really amazing, it even has these things.

"Okay, I'm going to find Chizuruko."

"Say hello to my sister-in-law for me"

"Hongyue, forget it."

"Awu, Fengying already knows your existence."

"fine."

"And measures were taken."

""

I wiped it so fast, even though I knew there would be trouble if I got too close to Gaara, because the ANBU were always around Gaara. But how long does it take?

The sand ninja ANBU is really efficient, thumbs up

No, why am I acting so imaginatively again?

Although I was very helpless and worried, I still slept soundly and had no worries at all about being unable to fall asleep, insomnia, or any other series of problems.

The next day I poured the dog food from the dinner plate into the sewer again. Even if my body was a Pikachu, I would never allow myself to eat dog food, etc. Am I not a Pikachu?

Fortunately, although accommodation here is very expensive, the food is still at normal prices, so I still have enough money.

Not long after he transformed into a human form, an Anbu wearing a mask suddenly appeared.

"Kazekage-sama, please come." The ANBU said without any emotion.

"Pfft" I couldn't help laughing.

It’s not that I don’t give the ANBU face or I’m looking for trouble, but this ANBU mask is so funny. Is it actually a pig? It’s a pig. It’s a pig.

It's really laughable for an ANBU to say cold words to such an ANBU.

The ANBU obviously didn't understand why I was laughing, but his instinct told him that it wasn't a good thing. So he stopped talking nonsense, grabbed my collar, and jumped in through the open window of Fengying Building in a few leaps.

As soon as we came in, someone closed the windows and drew the curtains, as if they wanted to do something.

My butt hit the ground hard and I let out an "ouch".

The ANBU tightened his grip on my collar as a warning.

I immediately covered my mouth and made a zipper motion to show that I would not make any sound.

"Haha, get up and sit down." The voice came from the front, and Lingfeng saw a red-haired man who looked very similar to Gaara sitting there, with a big word for wind written on the hat on his head. It’s a pity that the future is not green.

I quickly got up and sat on the chair. It's not pleasant to be on the ground, and there's still a lot of dust. I have to do laundry again when I get back.

"Would you like something to eat?" Luo Sha said with a smile.

I waved my hand and said, "Of course" I haven't had breakfast yet. Don't give away free meals, as you can save a lot of money. v

Luo Sha didn't continue talking, and I was happy to be free, just waiting for the meal to come.

Suna Ninja was still cooking very quickly. In a short time, the table was filled with plates one after another. I picked up my chopsticks and ate. After eating it all like a sweep, I finally felt satisfied and leaned back, squinting my eyes in comfort.

Seeing me finish eating, Luo Sha also started to say, "Where are you from?"

"Oh, I'm Chinese." I still squinted my eyes.

"How come I didn't know there was such a country like China?" Luo Sha was a little stunned.

"In the far east, there is my hometown, China, but because it is so far away from here, few people know about this country. The reason why I came here is a coincidence." I touched my stomach and gave up. Plan to order another meal.

"Hey kid, Master Feng Ying is asking you something, why don't you sit down quickly?" The people around Luo Sha couldn't hold their anger and scolded angrily.

"Sorry." I slowly sat up, feeling like I had forgotten something.

"Ah, young man, what do you think of Sand Ninja Village?" Luo Sha forcefully skipped the topic.

"It's pretty good. It's just that there's too much sand, no green plants, the house doesn't look good, the clothes are too big, the hotel charges are too high, there are few special attractions, there are no fun places, and there are too few types of food." I counted them one by one. .

The sand ninja listened with his head full of black lines. ""

I'm sure this is a good thing in the Kuasa Ninja Village. Why are you talking about the shortcomings?

"Ahem." Luo Sha coughed and interrupted me, "Young man, do you have any brothers or sisters?"

"No." My 250-year-old mind didn't understand why Luo Sha called me here and kept asking about family matters. Suddenly a light flashed in my mind. I had an appointment to go see Gaara today.

I stood up so suddenly that the chair was knocked over. I quickly raised the chair and said, "Master Kazekage, I remembered that I have something to do, so I won't interrupt you. Bye~"

"Wait a minute." Luo Sha stopped me, still smiling kindly, "Don't leave in a hurry. Let's have a chat with this uncle like me."

"No, I have something urgent, very urgent." I emphasized impatiently.

"If there's anything I need to leave in advance, Kazekage-sama's words come first." The ANBU around me gradually moved closer to the door and windows, obviously cutting off my way out.

I had no choice but to sit down.

Luo Sha chatted with him about household matters, and I answered nonsensically.

Luo Sha was not too tired, and kept chatting until the evening. At first, I answered every sentence, but then when I got tired, I just answered every sentence.

Judging from the situation, I guess I won't be able to keep the appointment. It seems that I can only go and explain to Gaara tomorrow. My upper eyelids and lower eyelids are fighting. Chatting with the uncle is not interesting at all. I almost fell asleep. No problem.┻━┻

Looking at the dark night, I couldn't bear it anymore, "Master Kazekage, it's getting late, I should go back."

Luo Sha said politely, "Why don't you stay for a meal."

"Okay" I replied without ceremony.

"You" The people around Fourth Generation Fengying couldn't stand Ling Feng's shamelessness, but they didn't know what to say.

"Put on another morning meal," I waved my hand, "and by the way, pickled beef, autumn pear paste, braised fish, Erguotou, wine, Peking roast duck, Sichuan Mapo tofu, tiger bone wine, West Lake vinegar fish, hotpot mutton, Dong Pork pork, steamed Wuchang fish, cheese cake, honeycomb cake, nougat, crispy chocolate cake, hazelnut crispy passion fruit cake, coconut green vegetable cake, rich chocolate cup, kiwi rice custard cup, chocolate brownie, banana almond Pancakes, walnut tarts, cream puffs, coconut pudding." Hum, I can't eat you to death.

"" All the sand ninjas looked like Σっ°Д°;っ.

"Well, we don't have these things here, so let's have another morning meal." Luo Sha wiped the sweat from her head and said straightforwardly.

"That's good." I smiled, showing my white teeth.

End of this chapter