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"So, what is the girl's name?"

All other girls have said this, and it would be a bit rude if Lu Xuan didn't ask the girl's name. ..

"Guess." The female traffic policeman replied playfully. She seemed to see Lu Xuan eating with gusto. She couldn't bear the temptation of delicious food, so she grabbed a mutton skewer and stuffed it into her mouth.

Lu Xuan: ""

Isn't this just toying with people?

If he could guess the girl's name, why would he ask her name?

"I can't guess." Lu Xuan rolled his eyes and said angrily.

If it were a man he had never met before and behaved so obnoxiously, Lu Xuan might have smashed all the mutton skewers in front of him.

Damn, this is so annoying.

This is not chatting with people. This is not inviting people to dinner. It is clearly calling others over and teasing them.

"You haven't guessed yet, why can't you say you can't guess it?" The female traffic policeman held her chin with her left hand and looked directly at Lu Xuan opposite her. She held the mutton skewers in her right hand and put it to her mouth, biting it in small bites. With.

No, her way of eating can no longer be said to be biting, but almost the same as licking. The meat she bites out every time with her teeth may not be as big as a fly.

It seems that the female traffic policeman was tricked by her. She asked the waiter to add so much chili pepper. If she ate it in big mouths, her whole throat would feel hot. She was puffing away with white breath. .

She would definitely not eat it if she realized it was spicy. Otherwise, she would be embarrassed, slap herself in the face, and make Lu Xuan laugh at the opposite side.

"deserved"

Seeing the female traffic policeman eating like this, Lu Xuan immediately knew that she was afraid of spicy food so she didn't dare to eat. Thinking of the previous scene where she asked the waiter to add chili pepper to trick herself, Lu Xuan muttered secretly in his heart.

If you don't seek death, you won't die. The female traffic policeman in this scene really agrees with that sentence.

"I just met you, how do you ask me to guess?" Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at the female traffic policeman and said angrily: "You can't just run into someone on the street and pick up someone and tell them guess who I am. Well, wouldn’t that make others think they are crazy?”

"Then you mean that I'm crazy?" The female traffic policewoman Qingying's little mouth curled up, her big watery eyes stared straight at Lu Xuan, and she asked in a slightly displeased tone.

Lu Xuan was speechless. He had no idea what weird things the girl opposite had in her head. Why was it always so hard to figure out?

"That's what you think. I didn't say that." Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at her helplessly and said.

I thought to myself, if anyone marries the woman in front of me as his wife in the future, he will definitely have a huge headache.

"It's obviously there, but I don't dare to admit it." The female traffic policeman still maintained the posture of holding her chin. Her pink lips, which were greasy from the mutton skewers, now looked even more delicate, like two overripe ones. Cherry, after people look at it, they can't help but want to put their mouth to taste it.

When Lu Xuanyou took a closer look at the female traffic policeman, not to mention that she was actually quite beautiful. Compared with various Internet celebrities and school beauties on the Internet, she was not inferior at all. On the contrary, he felt that she was prettier than them. Too much too much.

Most of the photos of Internet celebrities and major school beauties exposed on the Internet are heavily made up, making their original appearance a bit blurry, and they may even turn into dinosaurs after taking off the makeup.

The female traffic policeman opposite was indeed bare-faced, with no makeup at all, and her real appearance.

If Lu Xuan were a beauty pageant judge, on the basis of ten points being the perfect score, she would definitely be given nine points, while Chu Luoyan would be given ten points.

The female traffic policeman has a delicate oval face. Her skin color may not be very white due to the long-term exposure to the sun and rain as a traffic policeman. It is a healthy light yellow wheat color, but her skin is very silky and firm, without any trace of it. The feeling of enlarged pores.

Just by looking at it with my eyes, I was sure that if I touched the female traffic policeman's face with my hands, it would feel smooth and very elastic.

She was very tall. When they walked side by side on the stairs before, she looked almost no shorter than Lu Xuan, at least 1.75 meters tall.

If she put on high heels that were more than ten centimeters long and stood side by side with Lu Xuan, it would definitely severely dampen the man's self-esteem.

The female traffic policeman's figure is very well maintained, with regular bumps and convexities. Due to her long-term training as a police officer, her legs look very slender like two bamboo poles. There is no excess fat on the whole. A point more is fatter and a point less is fatter. Feeling too thin.

In addition to her beauty and very good figure, the most eye-catching thing about the female traffic police officer is probably the two balls of cotton in front of her chest. They are at least 36F in size by visual inspection. They hold the police uniform tightly, as if the clothes will be squeezed out in the next moment. .

I believe that many men on the street were staring at her chest. Maybe some men followed her for several kilometers just to see if her clothes would burst in the end.

In addition to her beauty and good figure, the most impressive thing about this woman is probably her temperament. She has a vague aura of wealth and the coercion of someone who has been in power for a long time, which is not at all like the aura that an ordinary person or a traffic policeman should have.

This is why Lu Xuan concluded that she was definitely not an ordinary person when he saw the female traffic policeman at the first sight.

"Ha ha."

Lu Xuan just smiled and said nothing more.

"You are such an incompetent idiot, I have no fun at all being with you." The female traffic policeman gently gnawed on the mutton skewers, her eyes still looking straight at Lu Xuan, like a nympho sizing up her favorite male star. Generally speaking, his lips moved slightly.

"Then you invite me to dinner?" Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at her and said.

"You mean I'm asking for trouble," the female traffic policeman said.

Lu Xuan shrugged his shoulders with an innocent look on his face and chose not to speak, because he found that what he said meant nothing, and the woman opposite could always respond with helpless and mindless words.

"That's right, I invited such a idiot like you to have dinner just because I was asking for trouble, but who made me like you?" The female traffic policeman still maintained her nymphomaniacal attitude and looked at Lu Xuan with her eyes, and said to herself He whispered softly.

"cough"

Lu Xuan had just picked up a skewer of mutton skewers covered with red pepper and put it into his mouth. Suddenly he heard the policewoman Hua say such shocking words. He couldn't help but control his emotions for a moment and accidentally let the chili sauce out. I choked, and my throat immediately burned.

He is not afraid of spicy food. He can stir-fry chili peppers into green vegetables and eat them, but it is different from eating them normally when he chokes. Just like water is harmless to the human body, it will be almost dead if you choke on it.

"Cough cough cough" Lu Xuan bent down and pulled the trash can next to the table over, coughing wildly.

"Hahahahaha" When the female traffic police officer saw him like this, she burst out laughing, and the pair of jade rabbits on her body jumped lively.

"Damn it, you can eat whatever you want, but please don't talk nonsense, okay?" After Lu Xuan recovered a little, he wiped his mouth with a tissue, gave the female traffic police a hard look, and warned in a very unhappy tone.

"I'm not talking nonsense. I just like you. If I didn't like you, would I invite you here for dinner?" The female traffic police finally stopped looking at her with a nymphomaniacal look, but her tone sounded very serious. .

After listening to her words, Lu Xuan suddenly thought of a joke circulating on the Internet. It was said that a female netizen went all the way to a different place to meet her male netizen. The other party treated her to a bowl of Malatang and fell asleep six times, so all the major netizens started talking about it. Ridiculously, Malatang is regarded as one of the synonyms of dating.

Later, many men asked girls whether they wanted to eat Malatang, and they immediately understood what they meant. Of course, there were also some extreme money-worshiping girls who would angrily say: "One night of Malatang, you're like sleeping with me."

That's right, Lu Xuan now also wants to imagine those money-worshiping girls yelling, "You want to fuck me after just one meal?"

But he is a highly educated person and a good young man with good values. How could he say such a thing?

"Stop talking nonsense, I have something worthy of your liking. This is the first time we have met." Lu Xuan said.

"Have you ever heard of love at first sight?" The female traffic policeman cast an electric eye at Lu Xuan and said, "I fell in love with you at first sight. Your stability, your reason, your reach, your talent, and your strong figure. And a face that doesn’t belong to a celebrity, these are the reasons why I’m obsessed with you.”

Lu Xuan was speechless. He felt that today was the unlucky day of his eighth life. Or maybe he didn't read the almanac when he went out. Otherwise, how could he meet such a crazy woman?

"Huh!" Lu Xuan took a deep breath, and for a moment lost the urge to continue eating. He said to the female traffic policeman with a stern expression: "I've said everything that needs to be said, so I'll go back first. I'm still I have other things to be busy with.”

"Hey"

"Why are you like this? You always leave. You have no emotion or sense of humor. You can't even make a joke."

Seeing Lu Xuan getting up to leave, the female traffic police officer immediately became anxious and shouted loudly, "I haven't even eaten a few bites. How can you accompany a girl to eat like this?"

"Is there anything wrong with your brain?" Lu Xuan finally couldn't help but scolded her and said, "You have time to joke, but I don't have time, okay?"

"Okay, okay, it's okay if I don't tease you on purpose." Seeing that Lu Xuan was really angry, the female traffic police officer immediately pretended to admit her mistake.

Seeing that there was no response, she continued, "Don't you want to know my name? I'll tell you. My surname is Song and my given name is Yu Yan."

Lu Xuan: ""

When did he want to know the other person's name? She obviously forced him to ask.

"Song Yuyan" Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows and muttered.

"Yes." The female traffic policeman named Song Yuyan nodded, deliberately pretending to be shy and said, "Of course, you can call me Yu Yan, or Yan'er."

Lu Xuan gave her a straight look, and then murmured meaningfully: "This Shengjing City, with the surname Song, is not ordinary." See more Prestige public account: hhxs665