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The reason why Lu Xuan asked this was just to find a topic to chat about, so that the driver could relax and get closer to each other. ..

"My wife and I." The uncle driver raised his eyebrows and pondered for a while. His lips moved slightly as if he was counting silently. After a while, he smiled and said, "We have been married for 28 years. , almost thirty years old."

"So long." Lu Xuan raised his eyelashes and said in slight surprise.

The middle-aged uncle looked like he was in his early forties, and he just said he was driving a taxi when he was 20 years old. Now he is in his 28rd year, so why should he be years old? How can he get married? years

"I got married when I was fifteen." The driver's uncle smiled happily, looking a little proud.

The material impact these days is really too great. It’s really not like before that you can sleep together for a lifetime. Even if you have been married for more than ten years, you may have an affair or get divorced. A marriage that has been together for 28 years is really worth showing off and showing off. Proud.

"No wonder." Lu Xuan smiled and replied, "The older generation gets married relatively early. No wonder the uncle has been an aunt for twenty-eight years."

"Yes. You don't know that people of our time grew up relatively early, and went out to work at a young age without even studying for a few days. It is normal for parents to pick a hundred kilograms of corn from the field at the age of seven or eight. The most important thing is the marriage of the child. Basically, the childhood playmates fell in love when they were twelve or thirteen years old, and they should get married and get married at the age of fifteen. If they are not married after sixteen or seventeen, then the parents have to worry and urge them every day. Hurry up and find a partner, your mouth will be ruined." The driver couldn't help but sigh as he thought about the past.

"Indeed." Lu Xuan nodded and agreed: "It's the same now. Basically, people start falling in love when they are around thirteen years old in junior high school in rural areas. When they are sixteen or seventeen years old, their parents will indirectly or directly give them attention. It is stipulated that men who are 22 years old have not found a wife or a partner before they get married, so their parents are in a hurry."

"Yes." The uncle driver sighed for a while, and said helplessly: "My son is also 25 years old this year, which is about the same age as you. He doesn't have a virgin girlfriend, but it makes me mad. I can't wait to eat with that boy every day. Throw your job at his head. How come such a big man doesn't have a clear mind? In a few years, it will be difficult to find a partner."

The uncle driver said this, but he didn't expect that when he was young, he was also forced by his parents. He really didn't know how to do to others what he didn't want others to do to him.

"Haha." Lu Xuan just smiled without comment. People from every class in society have their own way of life. Rich people don't understand the poor, and the poor don't understand the rich either.

"Ugh"

The uncle driver sighed heavily and said something that will be passed down through the ages: "In ancient times, the most anxious thing was the partner, that is, sex. Now the most anxious thing is to buy a house. Without a house, there is no use for a partner, which is also sexual intercourse. . We men, no matter what era we live in, we can never escape the trouble of sexual intercourse."

After hearing what the driver uncle said, Lu Xuan knew that he was a man with a story and asked: "Uncle, you haven't bought a house, have you?"

"Don't mention it. It makes me sad and angry when I mention it." When mentioning the house, the driver's uncle said with a haggard look: "Originally, we were a villager in the suburbs of the Fourth Ring Road. Later, the land acquisition and conquest gave us a subsidy of 100 million. At that time, I thought Two million is not bad. After all, it’s just a suburban rural area. Who knew that now that it has developed into urban areas, a house can cost seven to eight million. Who knew that I was so stupid that I used it to start a business, rent a store, and buy a car? Who knew that after so many years of wholesale accessories, the money I earned was not enough to buy a house? I’m really pissed off.”

"Everyday I have to eat, drink, drink, and my kids have to go to school. The government gave me less than 300,000 yuan back then, which was not even enough for the down payment. I really regretted it. At that time, I could buy four houses with a down payment. Now I have a net worth of tens of millions. I’m afraid that if my son doesn’t have a wife, he’ll be spoiled,” the driver uncle said.

Lu Xuan smiled slightly. Everyone has their own sad story. Especially for people living in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, the most sad thing is housing prices.

He did not respond to these matters. He silently took out tens of thousands of dollars from his pocket and said, "How about you take this money and do something for me?"

"What"

The middle-aged uncle was stunned when he saw Grandpa Mao, who was worth tens of thousands of red dollars. His arms trembled and he almost caused the car to veer off course again. Fortunately, Lu Xuan stopped him in time.

"I'll tell you what you want me to do. I won't do anything illegal." After all, the uncle driver was a veteran. He quickly responded and asked in a nervous and trembling tone.

There is no free pie in the world, only traps waiting to be jumped.

Some people may be excited when they see tens of thousands of dollars. That is a year's salary for an ordinary family. Sometimes a person can save less than thirty thousand dollars even if he works frugally for a year.

However, in the eyes of people like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen who have seen the world, tens of thousands of yuan is nothing. It is not enough to buy a bathroom of one square meter. Living in a single room of 30 square meters costs yuan.

People in big cities have a wider world. You know that when someone suddenly gives you a benefit, it must be something bad. Who will give you so much money for a good thing? Are you out of your mind?

"Don't get excited. I didn't ask you to do bad things. Besides, do you think I look like a bad person?" Lu Xuan explained to the driver with a serious face, hoping to calm his emotions as soon as possible and prevent the ice and snow two hundred meters away. Spider noticed something strange.

She didn't want Lu Xuan to notice that she had made so many disguises, so Lu Xuan might as well just pretend not to notice.

"It's not a bad thing, why did you give me so much money?" the driver asked in confusion.

"Just hit a car and cause a car accident." Lu Xuan responded casually. In order to keep the uncle in a good mood and not be surprised, he quickly added, "Don't worry, I asked you to crash the car, not the person. Just damaging the car is enough."

"Crash"

The uncle driver held the steering wheel with one hand and scratched his head with the other. He murmured in confusion: "What kind of car did this crash into? Is it the Porsche 911 in front of it?"

The uncle knew at a glance that Lu Xuan was not an ordinary person. The clothes and fabrics he wore alone could last an ordinary person for a year. He thought that the car crash must have a grudge against the owner of the car. When he took a closer look, only the Porsche was the most expensive nearby.

"No."

Lu Xuan shook his head and then said: "It's a Toyota Corolla, two hundred meters behind you, with several cars in between. You can't see it in the rearview mirror now in the same lane."

"Fuck, how did you know?" The driver asked slightly surprised when he couldn't see the car behind him in the rearview mirror.

"Secret." Lu Xuan just smiled and said casually.

The uncle driver was too smart to ask. He looked at the distance between the cars in front of him, and then at the piles of red Mao Zedongs. A bright light flashed in his eyes, and he said calmly, pretending to be calm: "You must know that we are full of glory." People in Beijing are the most law-abiding. Although the temptation of money is great, you can only spend it if you want to take it. Electronic eyes and cameras are all over the capital, and he knows every move of every car before the incident. It’s clear that if I’m caught on camera, my car will be damaged and I’ll have to spend a few years in jail.”

"Okay, this is a lot of money. The Santana you run as a taxi can only be sold for ten or twenty thousand now. Besides, if the car breaks down, the insurance company will pay for it. These are all your pure profits. What else is there? fulfilled"

Lu Xuan smiled faintly. He knew that the driver's heart was moved, but he was just bargaining because he thought the price was too low.

"Add 10,000." When the driver saw what Lu Xuan said, he didn't pretend to negotiate the price, and directly stated his psychological price.

Lu Xuan smiled inwardly when he saw this. He felt that this uncle was really good enough. He probably was really short of money or wanted to make a down payment for his son, and then find a wife to give birth to a baby and grandson.

Otherwise, why would he want to do it when he heard about crashing a Toyota Corolla without even asking about the identity and social background of the owner of the car?

But it is useless to think about the social background of a car accident. You are the son of a certain municipal committee. How dare you make a noise after a car accident? You have to wait obediently for the traffic police and the insurance company to come out. Once the identity of the bully is exposed, he will be When the onlookers exposed it to the Internet, they really didn’t know how to die, and no one could save them.

You know, this is a legal society, a legal society, a legal society

"Row."

Lu Xuan didn't say anything more, took out a bunch of money from his pocket, and agreed readily.

The uncle driver was afraid that Lu Xuan would regret it, so he quickly took all the money and put it in the locker on the driver's door. Then he asked without blushing, "Tell me how to make the bumper fall off." , or the front of the car is dented, or the person is slightly injured, or even seriously injured."

The uncle driver seemed to realize that he had said too much, or felt that he was at a loss. He smiled coquettishly and said, "If you are seriously injured, an additional 50,000 yuan will be added. What I received just now is just a deposit."

"Humph."

Lu Xuan smiled lightly and responded softly: "It doesn't matter if it's seriously injured. It just needs to make it lose the ability to continue driving. It's best to make the car roll over so that the people in the back seat can't open the door."

"That's no problem. If you find a suitable opportunity, I promise to hit someone as you said and no one will be killed." The uncle driver held the steering wheel with one hand and patted his chest with the other. He looked confident.

Obviously, the money he just took was a stimulant, and it was like giving him chicken blood.

"Didn't you say you've never been in a car accident? Why are you so sure? What's wrong?" Lu Xuan asked suspiciously.

When the uncle driver heard this, he smiled sheepishly and said, "How can you keep your shoes from getting wet if you often walk by the river? Ask those taxi drivers who have been driving for more than ten years. Who has never been in a car accident? There are even many." Veteran drivers all know that repairing a car is expensive, so when they see a novice driver who doesn’t follow the rules on the road, they will deliberately cause an accident and take full responsibility for the other party. Or the bumper is about to be replaced, and if they encounter a traffic jam on the road, they will hit it and make the other party pay for it. Over the years, , the strength and technique have already been perfected."

"Haha." Lu Xuan just smiled and didn't say much. He said, "The fifth car behind you is a white Corolla. You try to let the other party get closer slowly, or let it overtake you. After a sudden collision, Just get on it. Remember, follow your normal driving conditions and never approach or change lanes intentionally."

If he could drive by himself without fear of the ice spiders seeing through it, Lu Xuan would have knocked out the driver and done it himself.

"No problem." The driver assured him by patting his chest.

"Turn left ahead. When the time comes, you can see the car through the rearview mirror." Lu Xuan reminded him.

The driver nodded and did as he was told. When he was making a left turn ahead, the white Toyota Corolla Eiko finally appeared in the rearview mirror. Among the five cars in the middle, two of them turned around at this intersection, that is, There were only three cars between the two sides.

At the next intersection, another car turned around, and there were only two cars left between the two sides.

"Don't slow down, follow the car in front at the same speed, and don't change lanes and wait for the car behind to hit you from the side. Just pretend you don't know which car is behind you." The distance between the two parties is getting closer, and it is easier to take action. But Lu Xuan was afraid that the driver would be exposed if he was too impatient, so he gave the order.

In the back seat of the Corolla, Ice and Snow Spider was still sitting in the car with an elegant posture and a calm expression, pretending to look at the scenery outside the car window and the car in front of him, no different from an ordinary passenger.

It seems that she did not know that Lu Xuan had discovered her, nor did she see anything heretical.

At this time, there was a car behind that wanted to change lanes to the right and drive closer. It thought its destination was nearby, so it was ready to pull over.

The distance between the two sides is only the distance of one car, which is a Volkswagen Golf. The body is relatively low, which does not affect the view of the car in front from the car behind.

In other words, Ice and Snow Spider could completely see the movement of Lu Xuan's car, and it was easier to distinguish the clues.

"It's close, don't panic." Lu Xuan reminded the driver, as he was just one step away from hitting his plan.

"Don't worry, I will do a good job." The driver uncle replied calmly, which made Lu Xuan relax a little.

The uncle driver was also honest. After taking the money, he didn't ask Lu Xuan who he was or who was sitting in the other car. Maybe he was too confident in his collision skills.

There is a group of people who cheat on insurance by crashing cars. They can predict how severe the impact will be and how severe the injuries will be. There are also some experienced drivers who see scratches on the front and rear of their cars and it is too expensive to repair them, so they go out to bump into unruly people on the road to cheat them out of money.

For a veteran like the driver, I don’t know how many rookies have died at his hands.

"tatter"

At this time, the Golf behind him turned on his left turn signal and wanted to enter the left lane. It seemed that he was either changing lanes or taking the opportunity to find an opening to overtake.

Then, there will be no gap between the two parties’ cars. See more Prestige public account: hhxs665