Hogwarts on the tip of the tongue

Ever since Elena's voice fell, the entire Potions classroom fell into a state of silence.

If it was just the cold feeling of a hundred ghosts crowded in the classroom before, then the current atmosphere is like instantly entering the Azkaban wizard prison surrounded by dementors.

The whole class either looked at Elena with complicated eyes, or exchanged uneasy glances.

And more little wizards looked at Professor Snape who stood up from the edge of the podium with fear on their faces. They subconsciously hid back, fearing that Professor Snape would accidentally judge him as the white one. Mao Tuanzi’s accomplice.

It's over... Elena, this brainless idiot.

Before she could cover Elena's mouth, Hannah let out a whine, her arms hanging down weakly, and her heart filled with despair.

That is the legendary dean of Slytherin House, the most unkind person, and the coldest Potions Professor in the entire Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This kind of incomprehensible compliment and almost contradictory question, no matter how you think about it, will only cause confusion. More serious consequences, right?

No, no, the key to the problem now is that Elena actually revealed that thing that everyone knew but no one dared to say in front of Professor Snape - Professor Snape is a biased and willful person. Madman.

This kind of thing about exposing people's shortcomings and nicknames, even if Elena is cursed with an angry curse, Hannah will not be surprised.

"Respectable elder? Potions master? Magic artist?"

Snape raised his eyebrows, glanced at Elena with some amusement, curled his lips, and said slowly.

"Tsk, tsk - unfortunately, I don't think I can deserve these resounding titles."

Since he came to Hogwarts as Potions Professor ten years ago, Snape has encountered many glib little guys who use clever tricks to disguise themselves as potions enthusiasts in order to get extra preferential treatment.

Unfortunately, often, one or two simple questions will turn their little cleverness into stupidity.

"Of course, because a true master always has the heart of a disciple."

Elena nodded without hesitation, letting out rainbow farts one after another, her eyes full of sincerity.

"However, this does not prevent me, a young wizard who is full of love and pursuit of potions, from expressing respect for you through my own actions. In my opinion, as the youngest dean and professor in the history of Hogwarts, if If you can't live up to these titles, then there may not be many people in the magic world who can be called masters."

There is no doubt that deep down in Severus Snape's heart, there definitely lives a middle-aged and arrogant soul.

This can be illustrated by the shameful naming methods like Shen Feng Wu Ying and Half-Blood Prince, or the awkward mentality of clearly protecting all students but having to act like they don't really care at all.

Therefore, according to the opinions provided by countless [Snape Strategy Group] experts, the most important point in dealing with Professor Snape is: you must be as shameless and disgusting as possible. Most people who are cold on the outside and hot on the inside will not treat other people's There is almost no resistance to good intentions - of course, some necessary subsequent devilish methods are equally important.

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Including Snape, everyone in the classroom began to look at him more and more complicatedly.

For this group of simple wizards living in England in the 90s, Elena's shameless dog-licking behavior is really too difficult to resist and judge.

"Elena." After a moment or two of silence, Snape suddenly said, "Since you mentioned twice the wonderful fragrance of potions brewed in the crucible... If you can answer which potion I like best, Taste, I will make an exception and explain to you the evaluation criteria for deducting and adding points for Potions class - if not, then..."

As Snape spoke, he slowly walked up to Elena and twitched the corner of his mouth meaningfully - whether he was an annoying little liar or a child who really liked potions, it only took one question to tell the difference. come out.

——What's Professor Snape's favorite potion flavor?

Hannah, who was sitting next to Elena, was startled and glanced at Elena worriedly. How could such a question be answered? Since such a question was asked, there must have been no correct answer from the beginning! ?

"Love Potions? Or, to be more precise, Amortentia? Professor Snape."

Elena's eyes flickered, and she suppressed the standard answer that almost blurted out [the smell of Lily Evans], bowed gracefully, and answered confidently.

Amortentia, the most effective love potion in existence.

The potion has a characteristic mother-of-pearl sheen and the vapor rises in a spiral.It can make the user feel a strong obsession or infatuation. Although this is not actually true love, it is definitely a way to gain favor.

And the most important thing is that the smell of love potions is completely different for different people - it all depends on what different people like best, even if they don't realize that they like it at the time.

"...The smell of love potion?"

Hearing Elena's answer, Snape's cold eyes suddenly fell into a trance for a moment, and then quickly recovered, "A very tricky answer. However, the answer is correct."

Snape nodded noncommittally and said softly, with a trace of imperceptible satisfaction flashing in his eyes - Well, although this child is a little reckless, he is not hopeless compared to most of the idiots. .

Phew...saved.

Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. With the terrifying posture just now, she almost thought about whether to admit to stealing the potion to help Elena attract Professor Snape's anger.

However, since Elena gave the correct answer, Professor Snape naturally would not continue to embarrass her.

Professor Snape took a deep look at Elena in front of him, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said calmly.

"As for the questions you asked before, I can answer you very clearly. As long as you abide by the three classroom disciplines I mentioned before, you will not be deducted points. As for extra points... it is very simple. If your operations can exceed My expectations made me think it would be valuable to add and improve it into subsequent potions teaching."

"Now, do you have any other questions?"

"No more, Professor Snape."

Elena sat down obediently. She had already obtained the desired result, so it was naturally the wisest choice to stop when she was ready.

Since Professor Snape has personally formulated the rules, he must take the lead in abiding by the rules, and finding loopholes and balance points in the rules can be said to be the basic skill of every demon king. (Note: Cross out here someone who was temporarily removed from the list due to mental illness)

"Very good, then, let's start the roll call and grouping. Let me think about it, if there are 51 people in total, then..."

Snape nodded with satisfaction, picked up the roster, flipped through it, and said softly.

"Elena Kaslana, pack up your cauldron and things and sit next to my table. I think that based on your Potions class foundation, you don't need to team up with other students. You should be able to complete it alone. Corresponding course requirements are met.”

After saying that, Snape took out his wand and waved it deftly, and an old wooden table moved from the end of the classroom to the front of the classroom in an instant.

It happened to stop a little in front of Snape's desk, and it happened to be in a lonely position that could be seen by everyone - just like the one that Elena had occasionally sat on when she was in school in her previous life, the kind that was close to the podium. getaway paradise】.

"Huh?!" Elena's expression froze.

This seems to be slightly different from what she imagined?

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goo~

No matter what happened before, from now on, everyone will be fat and round-faced.

Since they are all fat chickens with round faces, then don’t do such cruel things as killing each other. Stewing Bengu will also stew yourselves! !If you see someone saying that they want to stew fat chicken in the future, you must stand up and resist for your own benefit! ! !

Aha~ I’m such a witty little cutie~

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