American Comic Super Principal

"Hey, big hooligan, are you stupid? You were in a daze as soon as you came back. You are still lying there refusing to move. You have obviously taken back the position of principal, why are you still not happy?"

Mindy was sitting on the swing in the garden, swinging back and forth. Her two slender legs were swinging freely in the air. Behind her was a field of brilliant and blooming flowers. The contrast between them was particularly eye-catching.

Facing the alluring beautiful scenery, Zhang Fan had no idea. He just slumped lazily on the recliner and stared at the air in front of him. ", every part of the body exudes the aura of "salted fish"

"Who am I, where do I come from, and what do I do?"

"The initial mission has been completed, mission evaluation: good

The simulator is running, calling the system. The system refuses to wake up during wake-up. The system continues to sleep. The system is returning to sleep and has not responded. Please wait."

After receiving "sincere approval" from all shareholders in the school and making it public to reporters, this light blue panel that only he could see appeared in front of him.

The joy in my heart at that moment was simply indescribable. Even if the system uncle said willfully "I want to go back to sleep" and other nonsense, Zhang Fan happily said that he forgives everything. It's just a matter. I am so generous.

Anyway, I have been waiting for several days, and I don’t care if I wait a little longer. As long as the “backer” of the system is still there, everything will not be a problem.

In order to leave a good impression on the system master after he woke up, and to have a good luck in the long-awaited random lottery, Zhang Fan didn't even pay much attention to the uneasy shareholders and the pestering reporters, and hurriedly dealt with a few In a sentence, I rushed back to my big villa, took a bath, washed my hands, incense, and meditated. The whole process was completed in one go. I had never been so pious before the college entrance examination score test.

It's a pity that all the true feelings were fed to the dog in the end. The non-human system uncle didn't know how to write the word "reserved" at all. He fell asleep for most of it under Zhang Fan's eyes and has not woken up until now. trend.

Zhang Fan's posture also gradually wore away with his patience, from sitting cross-legged in silence, to leaning on the sofa, to crossing his legs, and finally moved to a recliner, lying comfortably in the garden at home and waiting. Who knows how fast the waiting will be? It's dark, but the panel in front of me remains unchanged at all, with not even a flickering light. If it stays on, aren't you worried about running out of power?

With his eyes closed and opened again, Zhang Fan was so bored that he almost counted his hair. Only at this moment did he realize that he must not get used to this "bad habit", otherwise the other party would definitely take advantage of it. The machine completed the difficult gymnastics action of "pushing the nose to the face". Now Zhang Fan has been dragged by the system to doubt his life.

"p, a broken system, such a big name, still has to "go back to sleep"

Have you ever thought about whether I can sleep at night, or whether I need user experience? The rating is absolutely zero, bad reviews, bad reviews."

Zhang Fan's resentment almost reached the limit. He couldn't help but punched the light blue panel in front of him. Then, a mechanical and electronic sound that made him deeply "miss" suddenly sounded, "Ding system" wake"

Click, as if he heard the sound of his own heart breaking. Zhang Fan stayed there in a daze, not knowing whether to cry or smile. He was gritting his teeth at this sudden "unexpected surprise".

"Bitch system, you are so mean! I waited for you respectfully for most of the time, but you fell asleep and ignored me. I punched you, and you woke up immediately. Are you a bitch?"

"You're crazy. When you were sleeping comfortably, you were punched by someone. Can you and I wake up? If we don't wake up, I'm afraid I'll be completely cold. This is the first time I've encountered such a stupid host. You must be mentally retarded."

It's still the same stiff mechanical and electronic sound as before, but it feels very alive, with a strong "waking up energy" that can't be dissipated, and can knock people away eight hundred miles away.

"This is the first time I have encountered a system that can curse people and get angry when getting up." Zhang Fan's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to punch it again, and directly urged: "I have completed the initial task, and I want to receive it. The mission rewards will be sent out quickly, so you can go back and catch up on your sleep."

Regardless of whether it is really sleeping or fake sleeping, Zhang Fan doesn't want to care about it anymore. He just assumes that the system has been faulty for a long time and is under repair. As long as the task reward is not "missing", he has basically given up treatment for other things. This system was just here to cause trouble for him. His life, which was originally quite beautiful, suddenly became choked up.

"Hey, hey, what do you mean? You treat me like a biyun, and you want to throw it away after using it, right?" The system was not happy again. The original stiff and stereotyped mechanical sound was replaced by the ups and downs of a street scolding. , add some background music and it will be a smooth rap, "The first time we communicate, we don't even say a polite word, and we are rewarded when we open our mouths. This quality is simply incredible. You are the worst class I have ever led."

"Haha, you don't need to remind me about this. My middle school and high school teachers have already passed." Zhang Fan deliberately changed the subject, not intending to tell it. The prepared polite words had been mixed with patience and etiquette. Most of the time I slept, the dogs were fed

"By the way, I heard what you mean. Before me, you were the host system of other people, so you always like to sleep so much. I have never heard of a system needing to sleep. It's a bit unexpected and quite surprising."

Zhang Fan originally just asked casually, but he didn't know that the system seemed to ask the poor man where he was sad. He instantly spit out the grievances he had been holding in his heart. He was extremely emotional and even spoke indiscriminately.

"What's wrong with the system? Does the system eat your rice or your food? The system can't sleep. Can't the system have some personal time? Can't it do what it wants to do? Can't the system take a vacation? Can you still make some sense?

Do you think that this kind of system knows literature from above and geography from below, knows millions of years in advance and millions of years in hindsight, and is master of all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, fighting and capturing, cultivation and physical training, magic and fighting spirit, singing, acting, acupuncture and cooking? If you can't, wouldn't you be tired if you can still provide services online at all times and at all times?

Just kidding, when the saints who are always online have to go to the toilet, of course our system will be tired. We will serve as the only teacher of all subjects throughout the day, giving classes to you mentally retarded hosts, teaching you fighting, cultivation, magic, fighting spirit, singing, dancing, etc. Cooking, appraising treasures, including making friends and falling in love are tiring enough.

Just look around the world and see which teacher can be like our system. They are always working hard to educate you mentally retarded time travellers. They never abandon or give up. If it were a physical education teacher, they wouldn’t even bother to talk to you.

But you idiots still think that the multiverse has to give you face. You are just like an "erha", tossing around for fun, and your curiosity is so strong that it can explode the universe.

If we accidentally make some big news, we have to work hard to wipe the butts of you Erha owners. If it were those owners who raise Erha, they would have been slapped with big ears. I wiped your butts, what a joke. Although it is of no use, after all, I remember to eat and not to fight. You are no exception. You have never learned your lesson and will always make a bigger mistake next time. , come and wait for us to repair

So, are we tired? We have to work diligently, day and night, without sleep, until the multiverse is completely destroyed. Are you pitiful? Is it normal to sleep more now? I ask for a vacation. Reasonable or unreasonable”

Zhang Fan finally concluded: "The system is very busy, so you came to my place for vacation."

"That's right," the system uncle emphasized confidently: "I have weekends off on weekends and holidays during the holidays. I only work eight hours each time, and I have to make up for the holidays if I work overtime. Moreover, there are times every month when I don't want to get out of bed. Being woken up will make you angry, and the consequences will be serious. The rest is up to you, the host, to take care of it yourself."

Zhang Fan: ""

p, I really want this kind of life.