American Comic Super Principal

In the studio, as soon as the cameraman turned off the machine, Zhang Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, slumped down on his seat and sighed: "I'm so tired of squeezing tears and making facial expressions. No wonder there are so many people in the entertainment industry Facial paralysis, save your energy."

"Hey" Mindy came over carefully, reached out and poked his shoulder, and asked softly: "Did you really mean what you said just now? Did you really think so at that time?"

"How do I know?" Zhang Fan rolled his eyes. His predecessor's memory did not contain his mental activities at that time. Now to ask him, who should he ask?

"Be serious, you bastard." Mindy obviously took Zhang Fan's answer as perfunctory. She gritted her teeth in anger, as if she was about to pounce on and bite anyone at any time. She narrowed her eyes and threatened, "Does this matter whether you have any idea or not?" The effect, I don’t want to go in vain, don’t think that I took out the butterfly knife last time just to scare you.”

"Don't worry, don't worry, I even moved myself, and I moved you, let alone others." Zhang Fan still looked lazy, lying on the chair as if he had a chance to win.

Mindy waved the other staff out first, then tilted her head and said suspiciously: "Did you use your special ability? The speech is obviously terrible and has no real feelings, but it is still so contagious. No matter how you think about it, has a problem"

Zhang Fan's face immediately turned green. He jumped up from his chair and said angrily: "You are a student, no, a junior high school student. Why do you question my literary level and speech ability? You know, some people have extraordinary leadership qualities." , can affect almost anyone they want to move in their speeches, such as Hitler."

Mindy was startled: "You still want to be Hitler?"

"God, you really want to be Hitler, girl, what are you thinking about?" The corner of Zhang Fan's mouth twitched. This was the first time that he felt that he couldn't keep up with other people's brain circuits. This lolita's thinking was so weird that even the Akina roller coaster god reacted. Don't come here

Then, before Zhang Fan came back to his senses, Mingdi rolled his eyes and thought of a new trick, and said expectantly: "By the way, since you can make people forgive you, can you make the criminals understand?" own sins, and then repent of their sins, or simply turn themselves in.”

"This kind of thing is too difficult, please forgive me for not being able to do it." Zhang Fan already wanted to hit the wall. This Ma Xingkong's creativity was so amazing that even the gods would have a headache.

"It's one thing to reason with someone and get him to accept it, but it's another thing whether he can do it according to the truth." Zhang Fan thought for a while and added:

"Especially for principles that may harm their own interests, human beings will always be particularly repulsive. For example, your criminals may repent for a while, but they will not be lenient when they commit crimes again."

"It's really useless, what a useless super power." Mindy looked disgusted and waved her hands to leave.

Zhang Fan caught up and emphasized again: "This is not a supernatural ability, but my personality charm. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

"I do not believe"

A few days later, when Zhang Fan arrived at the school gate again, he saw that the place was already crowded with reporters. Almost every student and teacher who passed the gate would be asked repeatedly:

"Hello, what is your impression of your former principal?"

"Excuse me, do you support his return as principal?"

"As a student, have you really forgiven him?"

"This teacher, do you think he is suitable to continue to be the principal?"

"Do you think he will be a qualified principal in the future?"

The reporters who came looking for news and hot topics refused to leave, and the teachers and students who were rushing to go to school were blocked outside and couldn't get in. The entire school entrance was a mess, and it was noisier than a vegetable market. a bit.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan, who is well versed in the art of exploiting every opportunity, immediately realized that this was a great opportunity to improve his favorability. As a former villain with a lot of negative reviews, any opportunity to "whitewash" himself cannot be easily passed up.

So, Zhang Fan quickly took off his sunglasses and peaked cap, and rushed over, shouting loudly: "Quiet, everyone, please quiet down first.

Please abide by the order. Journalists, don’t worry. Let students and teachers enter first to avoid disturbing normal teaching. I am Zhang Fan you want to interview. If you have any questions, I will ask you later."

The messy school gate fell silent for an instant. Then, the reporters decisively abandoned the students and teachers in front of them and rushed towards Zhang Fan like a tide. Before they could reach him, countless questions were thrown at him:

"I heard that this is the first shareholders' meeting since you were discharged from the hospital. It was you who initiated it. Is it true?"

"You took the initiative to initiate the shareholders' meeting, are you confident of winning back the principal's position?"

"How many people do you think will sincerely forgive you for the mistakes you have made?"

"Your televised speech touched many people, but some people thought it was purely for show. What do you think?"

"How much did you charge?" Zhang Fan suddenly asked after focusing on the target.

A weak female reporter at the scene couldn't help but reply: "Twenty thousand dollars" and then covered her mouth in horror, which triggered a burst of laughter.

Many reporters turned their cameras with great interest and took pictures of the female reporter's embarrassment. After all, if you want to attract attention, you have to win by surprise. This is obviously a very good news subject.

After swatting a "fly" to death, Zhang Fan returned to the topic and said with a confident smile: "Seventy-five percent of Xincheng Middle School's shares are in my hands, so I can't imagine any reason for failure."

"Don't be so confident when you speak, otherwise you will easily break your tongue." A sinister voice suddenly sounded.

Everyone looked around but couldn't find anyone. It wasn't until they moved out of the way that they saw a short, skinny old man standing on tiptoes, raising his chest and raising his head to make himself appear taller.

Zhang Fan couldn't help laughing and joked: "Vice Principal Roberts, what did you do last night? The dark circles under your eyes are so thick that they look like smoky makeup. Hey, old men should pay more attention to moderation."

Don't make a Roberts, think that you are a young man, and then ride your horse to gallop according to your temper. If you make a mistake, it will be very embarrassing. "

"What, this is big news?" Upon receiving Zhang Fan's reminder, the eyes of the reporters onlookers suddenly lit up, and they immediately came up with a press release of more than 8,000 words, which was definitely enough to attract attention.

Then he picked up the long guns and short cannons in his hands, and swarmed around the old man. The shutter kept making "click, click, click" sounds, and the flash illuminated the old man to death with shame and anger.

"Bastard Zhang Fan, a scoundrel, and the most shameless person." Old Roberts caught a glimpse of everyone's joking expressions and quickly realized that his half-life reputation was about to be ruined. His vision suddenly went dark and he almost fainted.

Taking advantage of the fact that the reporters' attention was attracted by Old Roberts, Zhang Fan calmly bypassed the crowd and quietly walked into the school.