American Comic Super Principal

Headache, leg pain, arm pain, and pain all over his body. Zhang Fan woke up in a daze. He felt as if he had been trampled by a hundred elephants. The pain was so severe that he almost lost consciousness again. In a trance, he heard a chattering conversation. , seems to be English

"Hey, did you hear that scumbag principal has been dismissed?"

"Ah, isn't he the chairman of that school? It sounds like he's still the largest shareholder. Although he's still awake, he's not easy to deal with, right?"

"Oh, this scumbag is so crazy. Now he has made even the mayor of New York alarmed. He has personally held accountable that Xincheng Middle School. The remaining shareholders and directors took the opportunity to remove him directly. Well, I guess he must still Is there any dirty behind-the-scenes deal? Anyway, it must be a conspiracy to fight for power and gain."

"Yeah"

"Of course, I didn't watch House of Cards and Game of Thrones in vain. I also know a lot about the dirty inside stories of the upper class."

There was no time to think about how he suddenly became so familiar with English. Zhang Fan subconsciously called for help, but what he shouted was in English, "help, doctor"

The two aunt-like white nurses in the ward who were chatting happily were suddenly startled. One of them almost jumped up, and her original high-pitched voice suddenly lowered, "Scum, ah no, Mr. Principal, are you awake?" , I’ll go find a doctor right away.”

Then, without waiting for Zhang Fan to say anything, the aunt who had previously "scorned Fang Qiu" but was now "outspoken" ran away from the door. Her plump body of about 200 kilograms was unexpectedly agile.

"The scumbag, the principal, the molester of a young girl, the New City Middle School in New York, and the shareholders who took advantage of the situation were dismissed again. Haha, it's a big hole. The predecessor is really a big hole."

After a good examination and comfort by the doctor, and another dose of analgesic injection, Zhang Fan, who lay down again, was in the mood to check the new memories in his mind, and then he could only smile bitterly.

Perhaps it was a coincidence that Zhang Fan's predecessor was also named Zhang Fan. He was a mixed race. His father was a wealthy Chinese businessman who made his fortune from scratch, and his mother was the only daughter of a rich white man in New York. They were both worth a fortune. They only had one son, and they naturally loved him in every possible way. He developed the unscrupulous and willful temper of his predecessor.

After the unexpected death of his parents, the predecessor who took over his parents' inheritance was as willful as ever, but had no talent in business or worldly matters, so he naturally "gifted" most of his property to a group of old foxes.

After learning from the pain, he finally learned to "reflect on his past" and decided to run his last property, a private school in New York City, and personally serve as the principal of the school's "New Town Middle School".

It's a pity that after taking office as the principal, this unlucky guy didn't even stay in the school for a full day before he was admitted to the hospital, leaving Zhang Fan with a big problem for molesting a young girl.

To put it bluntly, my predecessor was a bitch-tongued, mean-spirited, and wild-hearted. When I was taking a walk in the school after eating, I discovered a particularly cute wild lolita. She was still a student in the junior high school, so I took advantage of my status as the principal and came forward to tease her. , the mouth-watering was not enough, so he was bold enough to do it directly, and the result was horrific, comparable to a car accident scene.

He died before leaving the army, leaving the "hero" in tears.

Facts have proved that although wild lolita are cute, they are not "Pokémon" that can be caught casually. They are at least much more dangerous than Pikachu. If you don't have the level of a "Pokémon Training Master", it is best not to go on the road. "Driving without a license" "The novice driver has used his own body to fully understand how dangerous this is.

"It's sad, miserable, and embarrassing." Zhang Fan sighed, and then thought of his current miserable situation. As a "scapegoat" who had fallen victim to this, he burst into tears and almost burst into tears.

"I failed to flirt with a cruel lolita, but she was rushed to the hospital. She suffered a concussion, damaged internal organs, and multiple fractures all over her body. It made the front page of the New York Times and became an explosive news that shocked the entire United States. As legendary anecdotes, they traveled across the ocean and spread to the entire world."

Zhang Fan shivered all over and recalled the fear of being dominated by a loli.

"By the way, what's the name of that ferocious lolita? It seems to be Mindy McCready. Why does it sound a little familiar? Isn't that the name of a super, super-killing girl in American comics?" Zhang Fan was horrified.

"Ding, the host is connected with the plot characters, the strongest principal system is activated, the simulator runs automatically, and is connecting with the host."

"Ding releases an initial mandatory task, within a one-month time limit, to regain the principal's throne. After completion, it will be officially bound to the system and the reward will be randomly drawn.

Failure penalty: The simulator self-destructs and the system separates from the host. "

Zhang Fan suddenly heard a mechanical and electronic sound in his ears, and a screen made of light blue light appeared in front of him. At the bottom of the screen, there was a paragraph of task description:

Note: If you can't even complete the initial mission, you might as well just "quit the group". You are a loser who can't even be a principal, and you are destined to have no chance with this system. It is better to just be a salted fish with peace of mind.

"This is the comic book world of Kick-Ass. Was I brought to this world by you? Can I still go back?" Zhang Fan was overjoyed and asked, ignoring the system's silent taunts.

"This is a comprehensive world with Marvel movies as the main plot, mixed with some plots from other American comics, and a large plot deviation;

The host currently does not have permission to view the answers to other questions. I wish the host a happy experience."

"Happy traveled to Marvel and was half-disabled when he appeared. What a ghost!" Zhang Fan asked with a dark face: "Are there any benefits? Hurry up and send it. I'm still lying in bed and can't get up. I have to recuperate." It lasts more than a month and can still be used for a ghost mission."

"Ding Welfare 1: Free full-body treatment." The mysterious electronic sound sounded again, and then a warm current poured into Zhang Fan's body, instantly flowing through every part of his body, penetrating into every part of his body, internal organs, and bones. Fracture damage.

As the inexplicable energy flowed through his body, Zhang Fan's consciousness seemed to become particularly acute, and he could almost clearly feel the rapid healing of every injury, and he was completely restored in just a moment.

The next moment, Zhang Fan jumped up from the bed, his whole body full of energy. He could not see the sick look he had just before. He stood barefoot on the ground and waved his fist. He said overjoyed: "This is simply unexpected. Awesome, what kind of benefits does the system have to offer? Please give them out as well."

"Ding Welfare 2: Comprehensive quality evaluation of the host, evaluation in progress

In the evaluation of combat effectiveness, ding, ding, ding, the host's combat effectiveness is: 0.01

Note: I can beat up a hundred lolita's like this useless scumbag principal.

Intelligence evaluation: omitted;

Endowment of judgment: omitted;

Perseverance evaluation: omitted;

Courage Judgment: Omitted. "

Zhang Fan was a little crazy, "Ding, Ding, Ding, what the hell is it? Is it worth being surprised? There are all these tactics, it's too much to deal with."

"Ding the system refuses to talk to you and throws a simulator at you."

Note: Temporary workers should play stand-alone games.

"Ding, the simulator is connected and checking, the simulator is in normal system sleep, and the simulator starts running."

"Blessings, benefits are gone, there is no system, are you still there? System, uncle system, don't sleep, wake up quickly?"

Zhang Fan was immediately stunned. He shouted repeatedly but there was no response. Only the notes in brackets on the screen in front of him were shining with a strange blue light, as if they were silently mocking him.