Our Hogwarts

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspChengqiang never dreamed that the way he ended his life would be so bloody.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAs a "brave" people's policeman, he always hides when in trouble and retreats when in danger. Such a "shrewd" way of dealing with people is unexpected. The collapse came just two years after he joined the industry.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHeadlines in the newspapers: People’s policemen sacrificed themselves heroically and died gloriously to rescue the hostages.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspLooking at this title, Cheng Qiang really wanted to cry.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspWell, the real story is like this.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThat morning Cheng Qiang had a delicious breakfast, and while enjoying the "caress" of Father Sun in the courtyard of the police station, he looked at the Harry Potter he had just bought. with the magic stone. After a while, their captain suddenly notified everyone to gather urgently.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAll the police officers gathered in the yard for a while, and then the captain explained the reason. A group of robbers robbed the bank this morning, and now they are blocked by the police. Bank, they took a hostage in their hands, and Chengren's purpose was to provide reinforcements.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAlthough Cheng Qiang is careful in his daily life, since he is a policeman, he must be worthy of the word policeman. So Cheng Qiangxiong set off in a flash. Anyway, it is the job of the armed police to deal with these matters. Their task is to maintain order and deal with the aftermath.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter arriving at the hijacked bank, Cheng Qiang discovered that the situation was more serious than they thought.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspA robber pointed a gun at an old man's head and shouted arrogantly: "Quickly give me a car, and the police will all stay back." I will kill this old man."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThese are old routines, usually those unskilled robbers will do this, but the key lies in the hostage. The old man has his eyes closed at the moment and his face is pale. He looks like he's going to burp at any moment. It turned out that the hostage actually suffered from a heart disease, because even if the robbers did not take action, he would still be in danger if the heart disease relapsed when he was kidnapped.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe armed police are in place. Negotiations are now impossible. Sniping is the best way. But the current situation of the hostages obviously cannot add fuel to the fire. Therefore, after negotiation, the police were willing to replace the uncle with a "passer-by" as a hostage.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe robber agreed quickly. He also saw that the old man would die at any time. Taking a dead man as a hostage, the robber was not stupid enough. .

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspBut the key is who is going to do it. Not all people should say that most people are not willing to be heroes. Cheng Qiang was of course playing soy sauce beside him, joking that he didn't even get his wife, and he hadn't finished the book he just bought. He didn't want to act like a hero at this time.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "If no one is going to go to hell, I will go," a commander of the armed police said angrily.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAs soon as he said these words, Cheng Qiang was about to give him a thumbs up when he suddenly felt someone pushing him from behind, so he stood up very conspicuously. stood up"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "You are the man," the armed policeman who came forward said with admiration.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspCheng Qiang was stunned: "Why the hell am I the only one who got pushed out during labor?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspBut at this time, no one was willing to listen to his explanation, so Cheng Qiang was "forced" by his teammates and pushed into the "embrace" of the enemy.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAlthough it was not voluntary, it was still like this. Cheng Qiang could only pray that the armed policeman responsible for the killing would be more accurate with his marksmanship later.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspBut everyone knows the ending, otherwise the newspaper would not have appeared. Yes, Cheng Qiang died.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspWhen he thinks of this incident, Cheng Qiang feels like crying without tears: "Is there anything more unjust than the death of labor and management?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspYes, you heard right that Cheng Qiang was looking at his own body. The reason was that the two men beside him were wearing black and white clothes. Two stylish men in suits and sunglasses

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspSeven days after Cheng Qiang’s consciousness disappeared, that is, an hour ago, Cheng Qiang opened his eyes again. At first, he thought he had escaped death and was overjoyed, but the sudden sound almost scared Cheng Qiang to death again.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Cheng Qiang, male, 26 years old, died saving others, note: involuntary"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspWaiting until Cheng Qiang realized that there were two guys standing next to him in black and white suits and sunglasses. Where did they come from and what happened to that "note: involuntary"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "This is your information. If you verify it is correct, then sign it," the man said, handing over a document.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspChengqiang took it in a daze, and was about to sign when he suddenly realized and said: "If it's not right, I'll sign it. Who are you? What is this?" Condition"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe man in black said coolly: "You are dead, we are here to pick you up."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "I'm dead haha" Cheng Qiang laughed and didn't take the words seriously at all. He asked with a smile: "Is it possible that you are black and white and impermanent?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Yes, we are black and white," said the man in black.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspCheng Qiang was stunned for a moment, and the man in white said: "The document in your hand is your life experience. Take a look at it and if there is no problem, sign it with us." I’m still waiting to see Leslie Cheung’s concert.”

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspOnly then did Cheng Qiang feel that the two of them were not joking, and hurriedly looked at the document in his hand, hoping to get the answer. Sure enough, Cheng Qiang's life is clearly recorded in it, even when he peeked at it when he was a child

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter reading it, Cheng Qiang was stunned and said blankly: "I, I am dead."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Yes, you are dead," the man in black said.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe man in white said impatiently: "If you die, you will die. You can't change anything. Come with us."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "No" Cheng Qiang said hurriedly: "I can't die. I still have a book I haven't finished yet. My parents are still waiting for me to give them a grandson." Bah, you are marrying a wife and having grandchildren. I am wronged by the two impermanent eldest brothers."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHei Wuchang looked at Cheng Qiang with contempt and said, "Look at your morality, you are still a policeman."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp Cheng Qiang was not happy to "rely". Anyway, he became more courageous after his death. He pointed at the black and white nose and said angrily: "The police will If you can't behave like this, bah bah, the police can't cry out for injustice. I was wronged. You two must have done this to me on purpose. I knew you were not good people from watching The Legend of White Snake."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Stop it, stop it." Bai Wuchang said hurriedly: "Brother, you also take the TV series seriously."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspCheng Qiang glared at the two of them and said, "I'll take it seriously, so what?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThen like a child, he kept rolling on the ground and screaming for injustice.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "It's unreasonable. I was framed by two ghosts."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHei Wuchang looked at Cheng Qiang speechlessly and asked: "Brother, what should I do?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspBai Wuchang was also helpless and said: "The old way is to just carry it back."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspSo the two of them, Bu Lianggui, directly tied up Chengren with a rope.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspChengqiang, a ghost, is definitely no match for two ghosts, so he can only shout at the top of his lungs: "Come here, ghosts are hitting me." If you want to go to the Jade Emperor to sue you, please go and invite the Tathagata Buddha. Lord, your kind people are being bullied. Damn, just tie them up. Why are you tying up labor and capital like an "action movie"?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspIn the Hall of the King of Hell, I should say in the Office of the King of Hell

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe times are progressing, and the underworld is developing again

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe current underworld is not the era of Sun Dasheng. It is absolutely modern and has all the high-tech such as iPhones and computers. Even the ghosts are dressed as men in black. hanging style

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe guy above wearing a black tunic suit and a slicked back hair is right, he is the director and CEO of Hell.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAlthough Cheng Qiang acted very arrogantly just now, he became honest when he was in front of the King of Hell. Just kidding, this is Grandma Cheng Qiang who has been scaring people with him since she was a child. After all this time, the shadow area is still so large

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Ahem!" Chairman Yan coughed lightly and said: "Tell me your name, cause of death, and kindness."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAt this time, the King of Hell realized that something was wrong. How come he turned into Black and White Sharp Brother after going out for a trip? This messy hairstyle, the paw prints on his face, and... That messy suit made the chairman very angry.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Bang"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe King of Hell slapped his palm on the desk and asked angrily: "Why are you two so virtuous? Do you have any collective consciousness? What is said in the office code?" , your clothes must be neat and tidy during the office hours. Look at how you two look, you are embarrassing me."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspBai Wuchang looked at the silent instigator in front of him and could only feel the pain that he couldn’t express.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "I will settle the accounts with you later." After scolding for an hour, the King of Hell finally stopped and asked: "How did this person die?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHei Wuchang immediately winked at the chairman after hearing this, but he didn’t expect that

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Fuck your mother, why are you firing at me?" the King of Hell said angrily.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHei Wuchang really wanted to cry now, and hurriedly explained: "Chairman, he is that one."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Who is that? En" King of Hell looked at Cheng Qiang hurriedly and asked: "Are you Cheng Qiang?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspCheng Qiang doesn’t understand whether this Lord of Hell didn’t take medicine today or something else, but since he asked, let’s answer him honestly.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "It's the Lord of Hell," Cheng Qiang said respectfully.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh my god" Lord Yama hurriedly came over, helped Cheng Qiang up, licked his face and said with a smile: "It turns out to be brother Cheng, haha"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Uh" Cheng Qiang looked at the Prince of Hell in front of him and wiped his eyes hastily, thinking: "I bet it's possible that Prince of Hell used to learn Sichuan Opera Changing face"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Brother Cheng, were you comfortable on the way here? Was it too uncomfortable when you died?" the King of Hell asked with concern.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "That Lord of Hell" Chengren hurriedly interrupted the other party's chicken-skin-raising concern and asked: "Is it possible that my ancestors are errands in the underworld?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "No," the Lord of Hell said with a smile.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Then I am a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes," Cheng Qiang asked again.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp“No, you were a troubled person in your last life.”

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Stop it." Cheng Qiang hurriedly interrupted the other party's interruption. Well, this was what he did in his previous life.

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThen Cheng Qiang asked curiously: "Then why are you so nice to me or do you think everyone is like this after death?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe King of Hell smiled and said: "How come other people are not like this of course, you are a VIP customer?"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp“There’s something wrong with that.” Cheng Qiang doubted in his heart: “It’s definitely not that simple and I want to be a VIP customer, who am I fooling?”

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspCheng Qiang smiled and said: "Master Yan, if you have anything to say, just say it and don't be so polite. We are all our own people."

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Yes, yes." Prince Yama touched his nose in embarrassment and thought: "I can hide from the first year of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth day. I might as well just go with this kid directly." It’s a big deal and I’ll give him some benefits.”

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe King of Hell smiled and said: "Actually, the virus invaded our computer system in the underworld, so some problems occurred, and you and that damn person were killed. Confused, so"

&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Okay" Chengren interrupted the King of Hell angrily and said, "I knew there was a ghost co-author who killed you. Damn it, don't say anything." , come to me to see the Jade Emperor.”

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