Naruto: The Super Powerful - Passionate as Water

Chapter 50 Unfortunate Touma, good luck

"Onii-chan~~"

"Wow" Touma vomited. He was pushed down by the old lady, and he was still alive. He was raped. The feeling in his heart was called disgusting.

If a young girl calls him this and treats him like this, he will definitely be very happy, but if it is an old woman, it is simply urging her to die. What's more, all this is brought about by this unscrupulous father.

"Dad, I never knew how strong your taste is and you actually told me that these two old ladies are my mother and my sister. Why do I have a father like you? Did God send you to punish me?" Touma is vomiting his bitterness, why is it interesting to play tricks on himself? I really think that Touma is an idiot or a fool. Even my mother and cousin can’t recognize it.

"Touma, why are you talking to your mother?" Kamijou Touya was unhappy. His son actually called his mother an old woman.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu So sad. I am rejected by my son because I am too old. I don't want to live anymore." The old lady covered her face and cried bitterly. She turned around and wanted to hit the wall with her head, but was hugged by Touma's cousin Ryuugami Otohime in time.

"I, I, I don't want to live anymore. You guys are kidding me. There should be a limit. Is it fun to trick me like this? It's already April Fool's Day." Touma shouted at the top of his voice, making his whole body tremble with anger. He turned around and left, feeling that he would go crazy if he continued to stay here.

"What's wrong with Touma? Are the rumors true? He often fights with people and hurts his brain." Kamijou Touya blinked and said solemnly. Maybe he should accompany his son to the brain department.

Touma felt like a hundred thousand grass and mud horses running wildly above his head. He was unlucky, but he had never been unlucky to this point. It was simply a tragedy in the human world.

Touma didn't know that his tragedy was entirely caused indirectly by Ji Tengchuan, otherwise he would have vomited three liters of blood

Just when Touma was about to drink a drink to relieve his boredom, suddenly a girl in gorgeous clothes passed behind him, suddenly grabbed his neck, and leaned forward.

"Touma is drinking here alone, it's too much." The charming girl gave him a flirtatious look. Touma felt his nose warm up, and his lower body reacted suddenly. After all, he was an adolescent, and he was not an old man who could sit still and be pregnant. Monk.

Could it be that she is lucky? Touma's head was filled with sexual desire involuntarily.

"Touma, are you interested in me? That's not okay." The girl shook her head and said seriously: "We are good friends, but if you pick up soap, that's not okay."

"Brother, by the way, who are you? Why do you know my name is Touma?" Touma only realized it now. As expected, he was really slow when it came to women.

"Touma, you're not playing the amnesia game with me and you're just buying me a drink. Don't be so stingy," the girl said unhappy.

"Wait a minute, are you sure it's me who lost my memory, not you?" Touma felt that something was wrong. He didn't know this girl at all, and this girl was obviously a foreigner.

"Touma, we are idiots, not the Big Three of handsome guys," the girl said after thinking about it.

"Hey, you're here too! The three of us are destined to be together in this life, nya~~" Tsuchimikado put his hands in his pockets and walked over from the other side of the path, waving hello.

"What the hell is going on with Tsuchimikado? Are you even participating in this boring game of playing pranks on me?" Touma thought with a black line on his forehead. No wonder the peach blossom luck came to his door. He really didn't have much luck.

"This is not a game, Nya Touma. You can really see the effect after being replaced." Tsuchimikado took off his shading glasses and showed a half-smiling expression.

"So handsome, he is a big star - one by one"

The moment Tsuchimikado took off his glasses, a large group of crazy fans suddenly appeared from nowhere. They were men, women, old and young, and they all opened their mouths, wanting to kiss them. Touma felt a chill. But before he could complain, Tsuchimikado grabbed his hand and ran for his life.

"Hohoho, I'm so tired. Since when did you become so popular?" Touma looked at Tsuchimikado who was also out of breath with a strange look on his face and asked, could it be that his best friend has become a male, female, old and young? The handsome man who takes everything

"Nya~~ I said from exhaustion Touma, you are in big trouble, nya" Tsuchimikado took a breath, turned around and said with a serious face.

"You're referring to the big trouble, right?" Touma curled his lips, he was being pranked too badly, even his father was involved, can there be trust in this world anymore?

"This is not playing tricks on Nya Touma, haven't you noticed the disharmony on the street?" Tsuchimikado pushed up his glasses and asked in a lowered voice.

"Disharmony" Touma heard the words and recalled that everyone's clothes were really strange. There were men wearing women's clothes. And if it was really a prank, how could he deal with someone who had no money, no power, and no superpowers? Or, it’s simply a waste of feelings

"It seems that you have noticed that right, this world is being affected by a magic, and the twisting point of all this unfolds around you." Tsuchimikado's face became serious, and before Touma could ask, he continued: "If you are If other magicians knew about it, your life would be in danger, nya.”

"Wait a minute, I don't understand what you are talking about. When did you have anything to do with magic?" Touma knew about magicians, but his bad friend, who was an ordinary person, said some incomprehensible things.

"It seems I need to tell you something. I am Dr. Yin Yang, the leading Feng Shui master in the Church of Necessary Evil. Because of my mission as a spy, I was placed in Academy City as the eyes and ears. As the science side and the magic side are hostile to each other, each other It's normal to have one or two spies," Tsuchimikado said nonchalantly. Aleister already knew his identity anyway, so there was no need to hide it.

"Dr. Spy Yin-Yang" Touma was completely confused.

It's just like a couple who have lived in poverty for decades. Suddenly one day, the husband tells his wife that he is actually a wealthy man in hiding. All this is to test the wife's loyalty and cannot be trusted at all.

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