Marvel, one punch

Ah I'm dead

Very emotional words came out from the red man, and then he was lifted limply into Saitama's hands.

Saitama:

Can you be more fake? You guys need to learn more about acting.

Look carefully at the man in red in front of you.

It's been a long time.

"Ah, Deadpool," Saitama said with some uncertainty. This guy is dressed like the character in the photo Fury gave him this morning. He is the mutant mercenary who is going to assassinate Osborn.

Oh, it's really touching. I didn't expect that my reputation has spread to every household in New York. Every weird bald guy I meet will recognize me. Oh my God, I'm crying and gasping.

Deadpool suddenly came to life, his tone sounded as if he was really moved, and then he was half-sent under Saitama's contemptuous eyes.

Suddenly he took out a cylindrical object that looked like a grenade from behind his butt.

Haha, sparkly and cute

Deadpool's white eyes narrowed into slits, and he could be seen smiling.

Ding

The sound was not too loud, but Saitama's ears were ringing, and his eyes were temporarily deprived of all vision.

But Saitama didn't panic at all, he took Deadpool's hand and threw it down hard.

哎鸭

A childish scream.

Before Saitama could make the next move, he heard Deadpool's funny voice again.

Ouch, I can't see, I'm blind, I'm going to die, ah, and then there's a dull sound of falling to the ground.

The ten seconds passed.

Saitama came over in a trance and stared at the scene in front of him in a daze.

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The man in red clothing knelt on the ground, his butt facing the sky, and his front half lying on a pot of cactus.

As for why there are plants here, rich people can do whatever they want.

If you keep acting, I will throw you out of here.

Saitama opened his eyes and spoke, just as he was about to step forward and lift up the unconscious Deadpool.

Well, your bald head is so boring. I've already set up a good posture, and you don't even take the opportunity to let your little brother have fun.Wuwuwu said Deadpool, shaking his reflective butt from side to side.

Then the next second.

A few bangs from his ass.

Oh, there's a gun hidden in the crotch

Saitama put the bullet in his hand in front of his eyes and squinted one eye to look at it carefully.

Handsome duck, you can catch this. Are you a mutant? Super speed or something, just like the white-haired one who appeared on the scene and slowed down the time around him, so he could run and fly. Deadpool stood up, and a Pull out a fairy thorn that stabbed into your face.

Saitama threw the bullet away and touched his bald head.

I don’t know you, Bai Mao.By the way, shouldn't you go and assassinate Osborne? I'm planning on going to his place tomorrow to be a bodyguard.

Humph, those are all false news that I deliberately spread. Of course, it's exciting enough to assassinate the big shit who is Iron Man. Besides, the man with glasses named Hammer who gave me the money is also a big shit.Deadpool told them all without hesitation. There was no word "keep secret" in his dictionary.

Saitama looked at Deadpool who was pulling his crotch with empty eyes.

Ah, in that case, I'd better throw you away first.

As soon as he finished speaking, it was Deadpool who acted first.

I saw him quickly pull out the two swords from his back and do a side somersault.

The two swords were swung down.

Ding

It hit the ground and splashed gravel.

Oh, bald, you are so fast, but how can a man be so fast?

Deadpool was full of dirty talk and kept attacking Saitama with his double swords.

Stop playing

Saitama did not dodge this time, reached out to grab the two swords, and squeezed them gently.

click

The blade broke and finally turned into layers of fragments and fell to the ground.

Deadpool was obviously stunned for a moment, then cried violently, kneeling on the ground, holding the handle of the knife.

Oh, my dear Jianjian, how can you have the heart to abandon me and leave first, crying, ah, when I finish this job, I will get a new one to replace you. You can go in peace.

Deadpool violently threw the hilt of the knife towards Saitama's bald head.

Then he narrowed his eyes slightly and took out two pistols and kept firing at Saitama.

Saitama didn't say anything. He felt that this mercenary was very annoying. He spoke more than 20 words in each sentence, which sounded like a headache.

Letting the bullets hit him, he put away his salty aura, showed a hint of impatience, and walked towards Deadpool step by step with the veins on his forehead pulsing faintly.

Seeing that the attacks were ineffective, Deadpool gave up decisively. He knew that he might not be able to complete the assassination mission today.

Staring at the bald lower body, the face inside the mask became complicated.

Oh, Colossus' balls, this guy is really a man with an iron wall and can't even be hit by a bullet.

Deadpool then put on a desperate offensive stance before Saitama could react.

Suddenly he raised his hand and waved, turned around and jumped out of the gap.

You didn't expect it, this is my escape route

Saitama listened to the sound that was gradually covered up by the strong wind, and looked down with empty eyes.

Ah, that guy doesn't have a parachute. It seems like he can't fly either. Jumping from such a high height.

Saitama muttered and was about to turn around and enter the room.

boom.

A blue beam suddenly shot out, and Saitama turned sideways to avoid it perfectly.

Where are Saitama's enemies? I heard from Jarvis that there was a fight here.

A red and yellow humanoid armor crashed directly from the indoor wall.

Tony's voice was a little urgent, a little crazy.

If only Saitama could have clairvoyance like the guy next door wearing red underwear.

Tony's bloodshot eyes and pale and decadent face could be seen inside the armor.

Saitama pointed to the large gap in the back.

Just now, I jumped down by myself

Tony:

Did he hear it right? He jumped down.

As if this is a flat building, just jump if you want.

I was stunned for two or three seconds and looked at Saitama.

Is not It Cold

Saitama tilted his head in confusion: Ha, what are you talking about, Tony?

Tony pointed helplessly.

Saitama then lowered his head and black lines covered his entire face.

You're fucking naked

The first explosion blew up all the pajamas.

草

Turn your feet quickly.

After Tony blinked and opened his eyes, the sexy naked bald figure was no longer in front of him.

Tony inside the armor showed an evil smile.

Jarvis, have you filmed everything?

Yes, sir, 99 in total.

Sexy sex is beautiful and beautiful

Then Tony continued to return to the secret room. He had been studying the relics left by Howard, who was more romantic than him, and Tony's father.

Jarvis, I think I know the help the old man left me.

Tony flashed his eyes and waved his hands in this holographic projection of the Stark Expo model.

It is late at night now, and citizens have already settled into warm beds at home.

The streets under Stark Tower were deserted and quiet.

Whoops

The sound came from a pile of meat mixed with red clothes.

Slowly, at a speed visible to the naked eye, the flesh slowly stood up and gradually returned to a human form.

Oh, it’s so uncomfortable. I’ll never do this again next time.Oh, slow down your recovery. This ball hasn’t gone in yet. I don’t want to become a one-tested man.

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