Naruto's Endless Pretense

Women's thoughts are the most difficult to understand. It is almost impossible for a man to study this kind of thing thoroughly.As the lowest among men, A Zhai's desire to understand women's thoughts is just a dream that he can occasionally fantasize about.

Sasuke couldn't escape this theorem, and he, who was always confident, was a little confused at the moment.

"Sasuke-Naruto, hurry up and leave, otherwise you won't be able to register for the Chunin Exam."

Sakura held Naruto with her left hand and Sasuke with her right hand, jumping up and down while humming the tune of "dango dango".

"What happened to Sakura? Did something happy happen?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"It's nothing, I'm just a little excited about taking the Chunin Exam."

The devil believes you!

Sasuke kept muttering as Sakura dragged him forward.Last night, when Sasuke was away, Kakashi handed the registration form for the Chuunin Exam to Naruto, Sakura, and then Naruto handed it to him.

Through her own training, Sakura's strength has greatly improved compared to that in the original work. She won't worry about whether to sign up because of lack of confidence. Sasuke expected that she would take the exam.

But why don’t you be so happy?You obviously had an argument with Temari just yesterday, right?What on earth were you talking about when I didn't know?

"That, Sakura."

"What's the matter Sasuke?" Sakura turned around and showed a bright smile.

"Did you and Temari talk about something yesterday?" Sasuke's smile was a little forced.

Sakura paused at Sasuke's words, but then winked playfully.

"I won't tell you, this is a girl's secret!"

Why.Sasuke let out a long sigh. He suddenly understood what his old classmate Shikamaru thought. Women were indeed troublesome.No wonder people in previous lives always said that people would not look for a girlfriend if they had the same sex to reproduce.

By the way, I haven't seen Shikamaru in a long time, and I don't know if he is still that lazy.By the way, should he be eliminated directly in the first round of the Chunin Exam?Lest the plot force force him to meet Temari.

Finally, under Sakura's inexplicable joy, Naruto's high-spirited nature, and Sasuke's fatigue and helplessness, the three of them arrived at the third floor where they had registered.

Of course, it was actually the second floor, where the pair of live treasures Gang Zitie and Shenyue Izumo were still acting as reference genin.

"I said, why don't you let us in!"

Xiao Li, who was pretending to be weak, was beaten to the ground by a steel iron, showing a very weak look.

"I'm doing this for your own good. Anyway, you won't be able to pass the Chunin Exam with your strength. Rather than go out and embarrass yourself, it would be better to quit now."

Kamizuki Izumo raised his head at 45 degrees and said disdainfully, as if he had found a sense of superiority that he had never had before.

"Brother Izumo, brother Zitetsu, it's rare that you two didn't go to see the gate of Konoha. Why should you change to guard the gate here? How about I talk to the third generation old man another day and let you go to Konoha Hospital to see the gate. ah."

Sasuke unceremoniously exposed the two people's clumsy trick

"Idiot, how can you call me brother? We are your seniors! What else can we call gatekeepers? This is an important task related to Konoha Anwei!"

After being exposed, Izumo Kamizuki immediately released his clone, while Gang Zitie, who was more impatient, cursed Sasuke.

"Okay, okay, let us go quickly. If it's too late, we won't be able to catch up with the exam."

The relatively calm Kamizuki Izumo untied the genjutsu barrier and left the stage with Gang Zitie, who was thinking about it endlessly. Before leaving, he gave Sasuke an encouraging gesture.

Sasuke still had good feelings about these two old acquaintances.

"Wait a moment!"

Just when Sasuke was about to take Naruto and Sakura up to the third floor, Xiao Li, who had been knocked down, stopped them, and the scars on his body had disappeared.

Alas, I still couldn't escape! Sasuke held his head in pain.Sasuke, like Kakashi, is most annoyed by the eternally youthful one-minded maniacs like Gai and Lee.

"Your name is Sakura, right? My name is Rock Lee, please date me! I will protect you to the death!"

Xiao Li got a haircut, and then his teeth flashed with his signature shine. I really don’t know what kind of toothpaste he and Kai used to brush their teeth.

"No, your eyebrows are too thick, it's disgusting."

Sakura held her stomach in disgust and hid behind Naruto and Sasuke.Xiao Li couldn't help but feel a little depressed when he saw all this, but he soon got excited again.

"The one with black hair, what's your name?"

"Uchiha Sasuke, first of all, it's best not to cause trouble. Time is running out." Sasuke replied helplessly.

"I heard that you are the number one newcomer in this class, please compete with me now!"

Sasuke sighed deeply and suddenly appeared behind Xiao Li.Xiao Li was startled, turned around and kicked him, but Sasuke grabbed him with his left hand and couldn't get away.

"To have such strength and speed, is this a genius?"

 Xiao Li didn't think much, and immediately opened the first two of the eight doors. His momentum immediately increased. With his right foot held by Sasuke, he supported the ground with his right hand, slightly bent his right leg, and thrust his left foot towards Sasuke's face. Kicked over.

But unexpectedly, he was easily blocked by Sasuke. Sasuke took Xiao Li's feet with both hands and threw them to the ground, making a big hole in the wooden floor.

"A ninja must observe the situation before reacting. You only know that attacking blindly will only reveal flaws."

Xiao Li's face suddenly turned red, and then he turned over with his hands on the ground and hugged Sasuke.But suddenly a burst of lightning flashed, and Xiao Li felt so weak and weak that he fell onto Sasuke like mud.

"A forbidden technique like Eight-door Dunjia that can hurt others and yourself cannot be used so casually. Didn't Teacher Akai teach you a lesson?"

Sasuke laid the electro-anesthetized Xiao Li flat on the ground, gathered green medical chakra in his right hand and placed it on Xiao Li's door.

"You have a lot of hidden wounds on your body. Remember, even a hardworking genius can't just use his mind to control his body. That's a cult."

Sasuke basically treated Xiao Li, and then quickly pulled Sakura and Naruto away.After a while, Kai came right away. If he saw Kai and Xiao Li's disgusting youth dialogue, Sasuke felt like he would spit out his lunch.

"Wow, there are so many people, why are you all here?"

The three of them said goodbye to Kakashi, who was encouraging before leaving, and came to the classroom where they were taking the exam. Naruto, this guy, started yelling again.

"Sasuke! Long time no see. I didn't expect you to come too."

Sasuke felt a weight on his shoulders, and without even thinking, it must be that guy from Ino.Secretly looking towards Temari, Temari looked unhappy, but she still sat firmly in her seat.Gaara, on the other hand, trembled slightly, with a faint fighting spirit.

"You guys should be quiet. Although it is your first time taking the exam as a newcomer, it is understandable that you are excited, but everyone is nervous."

Kabuto Yakushi came over and stopped Naruto who was communicating with the other nine Xiaoqiang around him.

"So what?"

Sasuke broke away from Ino, sat on his seat openly, and slapped the black knife on the table.The genin from all over the world, who were already looking unkind, stood up one after another.

"It's just a group of minor characters anyway, so don't worry so much about their reactions."

"Asshole, what did you say?"

The three hot-tempered people in the Oto Ninja Village immediately gave up. Zak aimed the hollow in his hand at Sasuke and released a blow to cut the air.Sasuke's body was blown to pieces and then reassembled in place.

"It's pretty clear that among the genin here, the one with the strongest strength ranks first."

Sasuke gently placed his right hand on Sak's arm, and the powerful electric current immediately caused Sak to collapse to the ground.

"The next rankings are a bit unclear. For example, Gaara, I, Uchiha Sasuke, and you, Kabuto-senpai, who took the exam seven times in a row."

Sasuke did not look at the surprised Yakushi Kabuto, but instead looked at a grass ninja wearing a bamboo hat with a fighting expression.

The grass ninja had long flowing hair, a bamboo hat with a pendant composed of three characters for "kill", and his skin was so pale that it was almost sickly. From time to time, he would stick out his tongue and lick his lips.

"Sasuke-kun, are you kidding me? How can I, a genin with no talent, compare to you and Gaara of Sand Ninja Village?"

Sasuke ignored the panic look on Kabuto Yakushi's face and leaned into his ear.

"Kabuto-senpai, actually I lied. In my opinion, your achievements will be much higher than Orochimaru."

"He actually recognized Lord Orochimaru."

After hearing Sasuke's words, Kabuto couldn't help but break into a cold sweat, and could only remain silent and force himself to remain calm.

"Hahaha, you're kidding, Ladou-senpai."

Sasuke left the shocked Kabuto and returned to his seat, laughing unbridled.

"To be honest, I'm not targeting anyone, I mean, everyone here is just rubbish."

"Sasuke, this is not good, it will make everyone turn their hostility towards us!" Sakura pulled Sasuke's sleeves anxiously.

Sure enough, before he finished speaking, Naruto felt a strong murderous aura surrounding the three of them.

"Okay, you idiots should just be quiet!"

After a burst of smoke, a group of Konoha ninjas appeared.The leader was a tall man, wearing a black turban with this forehead protector on it.There were two scars running through the face, full of murderous intent.In this hot summer, he was still wrapped in a black coat and his hands were wearing dark leather gloves, looking gloomy.

"Oh, the examiner is here. What's your name?"

Sasuke looked at the unsmiling Morino Hiki in front of him with interest.

"My name is Morino Ihiki, and I am the examiner of your first exam. Uchiha Sasuke, I have heard of you, but I am the rule here, be careful I disqualify you from the exam."

Sasuke sneered when he heard this, and looked directly at Morino Ihiki.

"Sorry, Mr. Examiner, I got a little excited. But I believe you are not following the rules, right?"