Naruto's Endless Pretense

the next day,

At [-]:[-], in front of the open space of the Memorial Monument.

Sakura was about to collapse.He arrived at the meeting place early, but Kakashi didn't come, and neither did Sasuke. Only Naruto, who kept pestering him, was there.

Moreover, the mission statement stipulates that breakfast is not allowed, and I have been losing weight recently, so I have eaten almost nothing since the disbandment yesterday, and now I am almost starving.

"Good morning, sorry I'm late."

Kakashi, who arrived late, sincerely apologized to Sakura and Naruto.

"It's noon now!" Sakura and Naruto shouted together.

"Well, where's Sasuke?"

Kakashi looked around and found Naruto and Sakura alone, and he immediately had an answer.This kid must have come late on purpose knowing that he would be late. It was just as disgusting as the first time we met, and he actually had to wait by himself.

Sure enough, another ten minutes passed before I saw Sasuke wearing a windbreaker from a distance.

"Sorry, I was blocked by a black cat on the way here." Sasuke also apologized sincerely.

"Ah really, why did you come so late even Sasuke?"

Sakura and Naruto were going crazy, waiting for Kakashi was not enough and they had to wait for Sasuke.

"What? Did you arrive early?" Sasuke looked indifferent.

"Of course, the mission statement says to meet at seven o'clock!"

"You are really stupid. I have clearly reminded you that gathering information is the basic skill of ninjas. Kakashi is a famous tardy king in Konoha, so it is impossible to arrive so early. The assessment starts from the moment we meet, don't take it for granted. Ninjas think so simply."

Recalling the conversation between Sasuke and Kakashi yesterday, Sakura and Sasuke immediately understood a lot. I'm afraid Sasuke had done a lot of homework in order to become a genin.

Of course, Sasuke didn't do anything. He just felt that it felt so good to be so impatient and call others useless, so he just found a reason to say it.

"Okay. Now that everyone is here, let's start today's wilderness survival training."

Kakashi set the alarm clock and took out two bells.

"The alarm clock is set at twelve o'clock. Those who grab the bell within the time will pass the test. Those who fail to grab the bell within the time will be tied to a pillar and not allowed to eat."

Kakashi pointed to the three wooden stakes in front of the memorial tablet.

"No wonder we have to have breakfast, I'm starving to death." Foodie Naruto felt deeply malicious.

"But Kakashi-sensei, why are there only two bells?"

"Get the point, Sakura. Two bells mean that at least one person will be sent back to school for re-education. You can also use shurikens. You can't get the bells without the mentality of killing me."

Kakashi said and threw a bell to Sasuke.

"Sasuke has more strength than genin, so I will give him a bell first. Of course, you can also take the bell away from him. Okay, let the acting begin!"

But everyone stayed where they were and made no move.Kakashi was the examiner so he didn't need to move, Sasuke was confident in his strength so he didn't need to hide, but Sakura and Naruto were shocked by Kakashi's actions.

"Kakashi-sensei, I understand what you mean, but is this okay? Do I want to intervene?" Sasuke looked at Kakashi.

"Well, I can feel a little more relaxed if I can do you a little favor."

As he spoke, Kakashi took out a copy of "Intimate Paradise" from his ninja bag and jumped up to the tree and read it with gusto.And it has improved compared to three months ago, from the top to the middle.

"It's really troublesome. You actually put your own responsibility on me."

Sasuke complained like Shikamaru before turning to Sakura and Naruto.

"What are you waiting for? Come and seize the bell from my hand. One is a powerful jounin, and the other is a newly graduated genin. It's obvious how to choose."

"No, no, how can I attack Sasuke." Sakura said tangledly.

"Then you just wait to be sent back to the ninja school. Sakura, let me remind you, if we don't join forces, you will definitely be eliminated."

"But, but."

Sakura thought about it again and again but still couldn't make up her mind to take action against Sasuke.

"Stop talking nonsense! Uchiha Sasuke, I will defeat you now and become a genin!"

Naruto quickly understood the situation and rushed towards Sasuke with a shout.But Naruto, who had just graduated, was really weak. He had no physical skills at all and was just a brat fighting move.

This kind of bastard boxing was full of flaws in Sasuke's eyes. He dodged sideways, raised his knees and made a bow, causing Naruto, whose center of gravity was already unstable, to fly out directly.

"Damn it, is this guy's physical skills so strong?"

Seemingly deciding that Sasuke could not be defeated in close combat, Naruto began to throw shurikens continuously.It's a pity that his barely passing throwing technique is simply a parody in front of the shuriken expert Uchiha.

Sasuke put his left hand in his pocket and threw a kunai casually with his right hand.The kunai moving forward in the air actually blocked all the shurikens thrown by Naruto, and passed through the center of the shuriken and nailed it to the tree trunk next to Kakashi.

"Are you an idiot for using a shuriken in front of an Uchiha?"

"Damn it, I forgot that this guy's shuriken is the best in the school." Naruto scratched his head in distress.

"Use whatever means you have. It's the same sentence. If you don't have the determination to kill me, you can't get the bell."

Sasuke looked at Naruto with a lazy expression.

"Damn it, how dare you look down on me!"

Feeling provoked, Naruto formed a Ren Seal and wanted to use the multiple shadow clone technique he had just learned, but Sasuke's move stopped him.

I saw Sasuke slowly put his hand into the ninja bag and fumbled around.

"Is there any secret weapon?"

Naruto was so nervous that a drop of sweat dropped from his forehead.

After searching for a long time, Sasuke finally took out a small notebook from his ninja tool bag, and then began to write the Flying Thunder God's technique on it.

"You, what are you doing with this book?"

"Writing, can't you see it? Just go ahead, I'll have no problem."

Sasuke didn't even raise his head, concentrating on writing the technique.

"Damn it, you look down on people so much! The art of multiple shadow clones!"

After a burst of smoke, more than 20 Narutos appeared.

"Bastard Sasuke, watch out, I have learned this technique, and I will no longer be the tail end!"

"Is it just because you learned an A-level ninjutsu that you're so inflated?"

More than twenty Narutos rushed up, trying to beat the old master to death with random punches.But numbers are of no use in the face of absolute strength. No matter how many ants there are, they are still ants and cannot defeat the strong.

Sasuke's figure kept swinging to dodge Naruto's attacks. Naruto fought for a long time but found that he didn't even touch Sasuke's windbreaker.Sasuke was also bored and counted his feet around

Naruto's shadow clones were kicked into smoke.

And Naruto was unwilling to throw a Fuma Shuriken before the smoke dissipated.Of course, a weapon of this magnitude was avoided by Sasuke by turning sideways.

But unexpectedly, the Fuuma Shuriken that Sasuke dodged immediately transformed into Naruto, hugging Sasuke from behind. The shadow clones who had not disappeared next to him immediately rushed up and controlled Sasuke's hands and feet.

"I didn't expect that, Sasuke! I deliberately let the shadow clone be blown up by you, and then used the smoke to turn into a fuuma shuriken and circle behind you. How can a ninja give up his back to the enemy?"

"Then, I will accept your bell!"

Naruto walked towards Sasuke slowly and confidently and reached into Sasuke's pocket.

"It's beyond my expectation. It's great for you to be able to do this. But you're still too far behind to deal with me."

Just when Naruto was about to get the bell, he suddenly found that he couldn't move. He struggled hard but found that he was tied to a wooden stake, with Sakura sitting next to him.

"How is this going!"

Naruto couldn't accept that he suddenly lost when he was already close to victory.

"It's a genjutsu. We've been fooled by Sasuke's genjutsu from the beginning, and he's not serious about attacking us." Sakura explained frustratedly.

Sasuke is not a teacher, and there is no need to teach Naruto and the others in acting, so when he took out his notebook, he used the Bubble Technique on the two of them, and then sat aside to study the Flying Thunder God Technique.

"Okay, it's time. You're already hungry. Let's eat our lunch first."

Kakashi walked up to Naruto and Sakura with a smile and took out the bento that had been hidden behind the commemorative monument.

"There are lunches to eat, do you mean us?" Both Sakura and Naruto's eyes shone with hope.

"Yes, you don't need to go back to ninja school. You are not worthy of being ninjas at all." Kakashi's words were like a bolt from the blue, shocking Naruto and Sakura speechless.

"Do you have the consciousness of being a ninja? Haven't you ever thought about why you should face an opponent you cannot defeat? The answer is the purpose of this survival exercise."

"Teamwork. You can't win alone against a powerful enemy. But if you two join forces against me, you might be able to grab the bell."

Sasuke didn't want to listen to Kakashi's long speech, so he directly stated the conclusion.

"Even if you two can't defeat me together, can't you join forces with me to steal Kakashi-sensei's bell? I've warned you. But you were just provoked to attack your companions. This is really drunk."

"But, didn't you also say that it would be easier to deal with you than Kakashi?" Naruto shouted in dissatisfaction.

"That was said on purpose, just to divide you." Kakashi seized the opportunity to regain his right to speak as a teacher.

"This exam is to select those genin who can put aside personal interests before team tasks. It is obvious that you are not qualified."

Kakashi took out a bento and handed it to Sakura.

"You have one more chance in the afternoon, but as punishment, the worst-performing Naruto will not get a bento. If Sakura, I find you giving a bento to Naruto, you will be eliminated immediately!"

"I am the rule here!"

After speaking domineeringly, Kakashi disappeared, leaving behind a confused look on Sakura's face.

"You can't give it to Naruto. If I give it to him, I will be eliminated and can't be with Sasuke. And it's all his own fault for being the worst."

Sakura kept convincing herself and began to eat the bento, but it tasted nothing.

Gugu~gu.Naruto's stomach growled unsatisfactorily. He hadn't eaten breakfast yet and he could be said to be starving to death.

"Ha, it's nothing. I'm just hungry. I don't have anything to do with it!"

Listening to Naruto's brave words, Sakura stopped using her chopsticks unconsciously.

"Do you want to eat mine? Don't worry, I can become a ninja no matter how strong I am."

Seeing Sasuke handing the bento to Naruto, Sakura's expression became firm and she also handed the bento to Naruto.

"If you are eliminated, you will be eliminated! I will never ignore my companions again!"

At this moment, Kakashi suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of Sakura and Naruto.

"Naruto Sakura!"

"Kakashi-sensei, I was the one who stole Sakura's lunch, not Sakura who gave it to me!"

Naruto defended in a panic, hoping to save Sakura from being eliminated.

"You are qualified!"

"What?"

Except for Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were all in a state of confusion.

"Anyone who violates the rules of the world is called a waste, but a person who ignores his companions is not even as good as a waste."

Kakashi gently touched the commemorative monument and said with some emotion.

"This truth was told to me by a friend of mine who died in the war. Sakura, you can break my rules and give Naruto a lunch. That's great!"

Naruto and Sakura laughed happily after hearing the explanation, but Sasuke stood up and drew his short sword, and Kakashi also looked serious.

"What's wrong, Sasuke, do you want to fight Kakashi-sensei?"

Sasuke smiled confidently.

"Kakashi-sensei, you just said that Naruto-Sakura passed, which means I haven't passed yet, right?"

Kakashi nodded.

"Well, considering your strength, you must be assessed separately. "Intimate Love in Paradise" is temporarily unavailable."

"Naruto Sakura, just watch my assessment of Sasuke while you have lunch. This is a rare experience."

It's best not to hit you.