Naruto's Endless Pretense

Jiraiya has never been a serious person, and he admits it himself.

As the red eyeliner on Jiraiya's face foreshadows, this is a man wearing an actor's mask, and patience runs through his entire life.He endures pain and loneliness, and relies on his will to stand in troubled times. This is a ninja.

Therefore, he was favored by the Great Toad Immortal and given the important task of leading the world, becoming one of the few immortals in the world.

Unfortunately, this sage is a complete layman at heart.He is lustful, drunk and rich, and has broken all three ninja precepts, so that his good nature is completely covered up by his unruly appearance.Even someone who knew him as well as Tsunade would give him a slap in the face and let him go.

Especially Lust Caution, as Jiraiya himself said, he is a super pervert.Needless to say, going out to collect information, even if it is to collect intelligence to complete the task, I will not give up any opportunity to find flowers and flowers.As for what some people imagine as being among thousands of flowers, not even a single leaf touching the body has anything to do with Jilai.

Naruto knew very well the temperament of this master who could be his grandfather.Since he went out to practice with Jiraiya, he has been able to accurately judge when it is time to train alone - ah, that old pervert is about to enter the world of adults again.

Sometimes Naruto would even wonder if he had made the wrong decision to follow Jiraiya in training.Life is a piece of white drawing paper, but the first stroke I drew was wrong.

Not only would he not be able to see Sakura when he followed Jiraiya out, but this strange sage didn't teach him any powerful ninjutsu either.If you follow Kakashi-sensei, you might even be able to learn Raikiri.

More importantly, this old man is too immoral and lustful.If he becomes like him, it will be even more impossible to win Sakura's favor.No woman likes a pervert, you will understand it when you look at the guy who is over 50 years old and still single.

Therefore, Naruto must not follow Jiraiya's example and make up his mind very early.

"Wow, wow, this figure is really on point! Hahahahaha."

"Hey hey hey, sibilant."

In the hot spring, two wretched men, one old and one young, were sticking side by side on the wooden board that separated the men's and women's baths, peeking at the scenery on the other side through the almost imperceptible cracks, and making disgusting laughter.

It was obvious that the still young Naruto did not yet understand the power of words and deeds.

"Hey, Naruto! Squat down, I can't even see you! That's a great figure. If it's written into a novel, it will be a big hit!"

"You are the lustful immortal! Don't lie on top of me, your saliva will drool!"

The Country of Sichuan is a country famous for its hot springs.Perhaps because of the hot springs, this small country rich in natural resources pursues pacifism.This country is very small and, together with the Rain Country, serves as a buffer zone between the Wind Country and the Fire Country.

In terms of land area, the Kingdom of Sichuan is not even half the size of the Kingdom of Rain, and is surrounded by the Kingdom of Rain in a half-moon shape.But in terms of stability, the Country of Kawa is more peaceful than the Country of Rain. Coupled with the almost unspoiled natural scenery and famous hot springs, a large number of tourists are attracted here every season.

Naruto and Jiraiya were among the tourists. They stopped traveling after arriving in Kawa no Kuni for three days, euphemistically calling it rest and collecting materials.

"Naruto, do you know how to respect your elders? Hot springs are also a good place for practice. Go to the high temperature area next to me and practice treading water!"

"I've learned how to tread water a long time ago! Don't even think about driving me away, you old fool!"

"What did you say!"

The gap in the wooden board is just that small, not enough for two people to see together.In order to compete for the right to use this gap, Jiraiya and Naruto pushed against each other, making the wooden board creak.

Voyeurism is a private and shameful behavior. When they got into an argument, not only did the other people in the men's bath look embarrassed, but even the women's bathhouse felt the unusual movement.

Of course, this quickly alarmed the owner of the hot spring hotel.

"You two perverts, get out of here! Don't let me see you near the hotel again!"

With a heavy click, the door to Naruto and Jiraiya's paradise was closed forever.Holding the luggage thrown out by the boss, the two of them collapsed into a ball as if their bones had been ripped out, and sighed deeply.

"Now, all the hot spring hotels around will not accept us. My mist paradise!"

Jiraiya extended his right hand forward regretfully.

"It's not because you, an old pervert, make too much noise!"

"You still have the nerve to criticize me! And I did it for the sake of collecting materials and fans! What do you know!"

"Yeah, I don't understand." Naruto said with a look of despair. "I just want to know where we should go. We're not going to sleep on the streets, are we?"

Almost all hotels in Kawanoguni have their own hot springs. It is obvious that these hotels will not welcome guests with a history of voyeurism.

"You don't have to worry about this. I've already prepared it. There is a scenic hotel three kilometers west of the town. I booked the room before I came to soak in the hot spring!"

Jiraiya proudly gave Naruto a thumbs up.

"What? Did you expect that you would be kicked out by the owner of the hot spring, pervert!"

“It’s just a precaution, and the lady at the front desk is very cute!”

Jiraiya threw Naruto a key with a house number, turned around and walked towards the custom area.

"You go back to the hotel first, I'm going to collect information."

The door to heaven is closed, but the back door to hell is always open.Although it's still some time before dark, it doesn't matter if you go to a nightclub now.

"Yes~"

Taking the key, Naruto used all his strength to

He let out his depressed breath and quickly left this place where dazzling sights came from time to time.

Unlike other countries, the outside of the town is not desolate. The roads are very smooth and clean. People should be hired to take care of it every day.Naruto quickly found the direction. He had to get to the hotel before dark, otherwise he might miss the time for dinner.

"This matter shouldn't be spread to the Land of Fire, right? Sakura will definitely die miserably if she finds out."

Naruto held his head and walked in the middle of the avenue. There were almost no other pedestrians beside him, and his thoughts soon drifted into the distance.However, before he could think about it for long, two familiar figures appeared opposite him.

"Orochimaru, isn't there a quick way to get to Ryuji Cave? Just like Miaomu Mountain and Shigu Forest, we can't just let the snakes channel us there?"

"Sasuke-kun, unlike Jiraiya and Tsunade, I don't have any psychic beasts passed down from my family. I found the Ryūchi Cave when I discovered Jugo, and my contract with them is not that equal. From the attitude of the snakes towards me You can see it.”

"Eh? I think Green Snake is easy to talk to."

"...That's because you're special, Sasuke-kun. Anyway, it's nearby. If you're not in a hurry, you can take a rest first. The hot springs here are quite famous."

"I didn't expect Lengjun Orochimaru to understand...Naruto?"

Sasuke, who was chatting with Orochimaru, suddenly realized that it was Naruto standing on the other side of the road, and he was also shocked.

"I haven't seen you for more than half a year. Naruto, you have changed a lot. You are still the same. By the way, if you are here, Uncle Jiraiya should be nearby, right? Where are the others?"

Sasuke talked to Naruto easily, but Naruto didn't react at all.

"Don't think about it, that guy is either drinking or looking for a woman at this time." Orochimaru said coldly.

"You know him quite well. As expected of a former companion, the degree of familiarity is different."

Sasuke said as he glanced at the bushes in the distance for no apparent reason.There seemed to be nothing special about the breeze.

"That's enough! Sasuke, why are you with Orochimaru? And you are talking to him so easily!" Naruto suddenly shouted.

"Why? Didn't you see it at the beginning? Orochimaru came to take care of me when I left Konoha. He and I are currently partners." Sasuke felt a little strange.

"Partner? How can you call this guy a partner! He wants to take your body, and he also made the Third Hokage lose an arm. Have you forgotten?"

"So what? It's up to me to choose who to be my partner. And to be honest, I kind of regret saving the third-generation old man now. It would be a lot easier if he died."

Sasuke tilted his head and smiled contemptuously, and Naruto couldn't help but feel angry when he saw Sasuke like this.As the anger surged, Nine-Tails chakra continued to emerge, and his eyes turned into the vertical pupils of a fox.

"Sure enough, I still can't just leave you alone. If you continue like this, sooner or later you will become someone like Orochimaru!"

Naruto exerted force under his feet, and a small crater appeared in the regular stone floor.With this strength, Naruto rushed close to Sasuke at a speed that was almost teleporting, and punched with all his strength.

"The low-level teleportation technique is still so incompetent."

Sasuke turned his head to avoid Naruto's sharp energy, and Naruto turned around and launched a roundhouse kick without stopping.Sasuke did not dodge this move, he easily blocked it with his arm and grabbed Naruto's calf with his backhand.

"The strength is good and the basic skills are pretty solid. Uncle Jiraiya taught me well."

"You haven't seen the results of my practice yet!"

Naruto, who was caught by Sasuke, exploded into a cloud of smoke. The real Naruto used the shadow clone technique to get around Sasuke's back, jumped up and launched a surprise attack on Sasuke.

"Dayu Spiral Pill!"

Two basketball-sized Rasengans hit Sasuke successfully, but Sasuke's body shattered into countless pieces like glass.

"Damn it, I forgot about his substitute technique!"

When Naruto lost strength, he quickly rushed to the ground due to inertia.Suddenly the world was spinning, and Naruto felt pain all over his body, opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood.After the pain subsided slightly, Naruto found himself lying on his back on the ground and being pressed firmly to death by Sasuke's knees.The right hand that released the Rasengan was grabbed by Sasuke's wrist and the ninjutsu was forcibly dispersed.Sasuke's strength was so strong that he could feel the rocks beneath him shattering into powder.

"Facing me and Orochimaru, he was actually stimulated by words and rushed forward without thinking. It was too impulsive. I don't know if I will become Orochimaru, but you are almost becoming Uncle Jiraiya. You're the same idiot, Naruto."

Sasuke pressed down hard, stood up, glanced into the distance, and then strolled away.

"Naruto, you are still far away. You still need to continue training."

Seeing Sasuke leave, Orochimaru lowered his head and looked at Naruto who was unable to move.

"Don't think that Sasuke is still the gentle person you know. He has changed. Don't come to him before you are sure. Not every time he will let you go."

After hearing Orochimaru's words, Naruto couldn't stop trembling all over.Kyuubi's chakra quickly began to repair his injuries, but by the time he could barely stand up, Sasuke and Orochimaru were nowhere to be seen.

It was getting dark, and the chirping of insects gradually became more obvious.Naruto walked into the hotel with vain steps and despair.Ignoring the surprised look from the landlady, he found the door, put his weight on it and threw himself in.

"Where did you go wild? You came back so late."

In front of him was Jiraiya, who was not as old and ruthless as before. The table was filled with hot food, which made Naruto salivate.

"Come to eat. If you have any unhappy things, you can tell me."