Naruto's Endless Pretense

"This old woman is really ruthless. Damn it, where did she hide the wine?"

Sasuke walked out slowly in embarrassment, covered in blood.It can be said that Tsunade was actually very measured in her attacks. She used her strange power but did not hit the vital points. She managed to get damage that could cause great pain but could be easily healed.Of course, this was only for Sasuke's medical skills, which almost surpassed hers. To outsiders, it was still very miserable.

"Sasuke-sama, are you okay?"

When Guangyi and Yukio saw Tsunade leaving angrily, they quickly walked to Sasuke with bandages to stop his bleeding.But Sasuke reached out to stop them.

"No, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just a little hot."

Sasuke said as he took off his military cap and waved it in the wind. A stream of hot blood slowly flowed down from the top of his head, sending chills down the spines of both of them.Isn't that why it's so hot?

"Is it really okay?" Yukio asked again anxiously.

"Really. I'm a medical ninja, I know what's going on. Ahem. You don't have to worry about me, just go and check those children."

After speaking, Sasuke waved his hand, ignoring the two people's faces that almost said "Hey, you are vomiting blood, is there really no problem?" and turned away.Yukio and Guangyi were left in a mess in the north wind, and it took a long time for the two of them to slowly recover.

"From a certain perspective, Sasuke-sama is really powerful." Yukio's face was still a little stiff.

"Yes, but how do I put it? I didn't expect that Uchiha Sasuke, who was rumored to have defeated Orochimaru and was able to force him away, would actually be crushed to death by Tsunade-sama."

Guangyi was quite emotional, and Yukio on the side began to tease him.

"Of course. Tsunade-sama is the legendary Sannin and Sasuke-sama's master."

"That's right, everyone has weaknesses."

Guangyi looked at the direction Sasuke left with deep meaning, his eyes flickering again and again.

"A person whose weakness is caught can be easily defeated no matter how powerful he or she is."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go do a physical examination on the children."

"Eh, eh? Our purpose of coming this time has been achieved, right? There's no need to go to the hospital to waste time."

[Really, Uchiha Sasuke.It seems like you won first this time. 】

Naruto Building.

Sasuke looked calm and walked bravely towards the Hokage's office step by step, that place called hell.People around him looked at him with either surprise or horror.It wasn't for any particular reason, it was just that the image of Sasuke leaving a bloody footprint every step he took was too horrifying.

"Sasuke-kun, what's wrong with you?"

Shizune had just come out of the Hokage's office when she bumped into Sasuke, who was covered in blood. She was so frightened that the documents in her hands fell down.Sakura next to her quickly caught it to prevent the important documents from being stained with Sasuke's blood.

"Did you mean this?"

Sasuke poked his chest and spurted blood into the sky.

"I was just beaten by Granny Tsunade, nothing serious."

After hearing this, Shizune just twisted her mouth, while Sakura's face quickly turned green.

"Tsuna, does Tsunade-sama treat her disciples so harshly?"

"Well, there's nothing you can do about it. Just get used to it."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes and looked at Sakura with a smile.This blood-splattered smile aroused goosebumps all over the other person's body. He took two steps back, but unexpectedly ran into a warm embrace.It was Tsunade who heard the commotion and went out to see what was going on.

"Boy, it seems you're not hurt badly enough."

Tsunade suppressed her anger, picked up Sasuke like a chicken, threw him into the room, and then slammed the door.Sasuke fell to the ground, and the blood he spit out from his mouth stained the large carpet red.

"Stop pretending to be dead, or just let me help you."

Upon hearing this, Sasuke immediately stood up, his back straight, and the blood from the wound stopped flowing.Tsunade glanced at Sasuke with disgust, then leaned heavily on the Hokage's seat as if giving up.The two peaks on his chest trembled again and again, making Sasuke unable to take his eyes away.

"Asshole! Are you still a disciple?"

Tsunade noticed Sasuke's gaze and threw the iron bottle on the table over.Sasuke lowered his head and ducked, and the iron bottle made of sand and iron smashed through the wooden door.

"You caused trouble for me outside the village, and you slandered me when you came back to the village. You walk around covered in blood like this, and the people in the village can't say that I, Tsunade, abused my disciples!"

"Then just don't do anything."

Sasuke said with a wince, and Tsunade stood up and glared at him.

"What did you say? If you have the guts, say it again!"

"Everything is my fault, Master Master's gambling money is all on me this month!"

It's a very standard Doge seat, and I don't know how many times I have been in front of Tsunade.

"It's almost there."

Tsunade sat back down angrily, her expression gradually becoming serious.

"Kakashi has told me everything. You made a serious mistake, and I decided to punish you."

[Ah, it is indeed that traitor Kakashi-sensei!Next time even if you take this idiot Naruto with you, don't act with him. 】

Sasuke roared in his heart, and then looked anxiously at Tsunade, who was staring at him.

"So, what is the specific punishment?"

Tsunade was silent for a moment, obviously tired and hesitant.

"A fine of two hundred million taels will be collected from your future property profits. You will also have to pay child support for the twelve orphans you found until they can stand on their own feet."

It's easy to say, money is an external thing, and helping those orphans is what Sasuke wants to do.It's just that the accommodation is a bit troublesome. They can't all be accommodated in the Uchiha station.

"There is also a three-month detention cell, which is the same standard as the one you 'enjoyed' before."

"what!"

Sasuke couldn't help falling to his knees and wailing.Everything was right as Kakashi said, not only must he be detained, but he must be detained for three months.

"I have tried my best. Originally, the Council of Elders discussed that you should be imprisoned for at least one year, and that you should also be deprived of your special jounin position. The crime of assassinating the daimyo is too serious." Tsunade said and sighed.

According to the agreement, the status of Ninja Village and the country are the same.But fundamentally speaking, the economic source of Ninja Village is only entrusted by the state and the village. It can be said that the lifeline is controlled by others, and the actual status is not the same.And Sasuke's behavior directly threatened the sponsors themselves. It was so bad that no harsh sentence could be exaggerated.

Presumably Tsunade also fought for herself, suffered a lot of grievances, and even sacrificed many things that she couldn't see.Thinking of this, Sasuke felt very sorry for his master.Indeed, according to what she said, as a disciple, she always caused trouble for her.

"Okay, stop looking so guilty.

.Isn’t it only natural for a master to help his disciples? "

Tsunade put her hands on her chin and looked at the depressed Sasuke with complicated eyes.

"As long as you do something that harms the village."

"What did you say?"

Unable to hear Tsunade's whisper, Sasuke was stunned and raised his head, but Tsunade waved the topic away.

"Actually, those three months of confinement are not irreducible. The selection for the Chunin Examination will begin soon. Your punishment will be carried out after all the daimyo who came to watch have returned. Maybe you can be accommodating at that time. In short, If you don’t want to sit in jail and watch Temari date other boys during spring break, just work hard!"

Sasuke was shocked when he heard this.Tsunade's words contained too much information. It seemed that she could reduce her punishment through her performance in the Chunin Exam.

No, that’s not the point, it’s the second half of the sentence!Temari is coming, she still wants to spend spring break in Konoha?She wants to date another boy, who?That bastard Shikamaru?

"Hey, mother-in-law, tell me quickly what should I do?"

Sasuke threw himself onto the desk, and was knocked back to his original position by Tsunade's punch.

"Looking at your virtue, you get extremely excited when you hear about the girl you like. Why did I do so much?"

Ignoring Sasuke's flattering smile, Tsunade took out three documents from the drawer and placed them on the outer edge of the desk.Sasuke took it and saw that there were three registration forms for the Chunin Exam.

"In addition to your own duties as a traveling examiner, if your subordinates can achieve good results, your punishment may be lighter."

"Clam?"

Sasuke pushed up the non-existent black-rimmed glasses on his face.

"Mother-in-law, aren't Tayuya and the others not allowed to take the chunin exam? You're going to blame Jiang Lai for saying that."

"Stop being so arrogant to me." Tsunade spat. "In these missions, I think those three people should be quite loyal to the village, so according to the rules, they are qualified to participate in the Chunin Exam."

"And Kakashi also told me that the performance of Tayuya and the three of them in this mission has been trustworthy. Look at them, I don't know how much higher they are than a half-baked special jounin like you."

"You're the one who's so weird, okay."

After silently sighing, Sasuke couldn't help but praise Kakashi in his heart. This guy is quite good at being a good person.So I easily received the three registration forms in my arms.Tsunade was quietly relieved when she saw this.

[Tsunade-sama, I think Sasuke has reached the point where he needs to be corrected.If possible, I hope to transfer him back to Class [-], and I will solve this problem properly. 】

【Sorry to trouble you, Kakashi.Obviously I am that boy's master, so I should be the one to do this kind of thing. 】

"Ah, that's right."

Sasuke put away the registration form and patted his head with his hand, then took out the registration form again.This move made Tsunade's eyelids jump.

"Mother-in-law, I am the examiner of the Chunin Exam, right? Is it appropriate for the examiner's subordinates to take the exam?"

"Ah, you are talking about this."

Under Sasuke's suspicious gaze, Tsunade wiped the sweat from her forehead, picked up the empty cup and took a sip.

"No problem, you will be the examiner. The plan was not very complete before, but now I can tell you. Sasuke, you are the necessary force for this exam."

The Chuunin exams are held twice a year, but the pass rate is extremely low.For example, in July this year, [-] genin from Konoha alone participated, and only ten people made it to the finals.The only two people who actually became chunin were Sasuke and Shikamaru.

Therefore, there are many people like Kabuto who have participated in the Chunin Exams several times. Because of this, the methods of the first two tests of the Chunin Exams will also change each time.Although they all test the basic abilities of ninjas, the formats are varied to prevent the possibility of guessing the questions.

This year's Chunin Exam is even more special. It is an exam held in advance to show the friendship between Suna Ninja and Konoha.At the same time, because both sides consumed a lot of strength in the Konoha Collapse Plan, this time the Chunin Exam hopes to get rid of the cruelty of the past and preserve as much strength as possible.

"The plan to use genjutsu has been submitted. Both Konoha and Sand Ninja Village think this method is good. And Sasuke, your Sharingan is an indispensable power."

Use illusions to simulate exam content in order to reduce casualties.Sasuke simply didn't want to say anything about this. On the one hand, he wanted to select a chuunin who could decide the life or death of the team, but at the same time, he didn't want to see blood. How could such a good thing happen?

"It's very difficult. Not to mention the effect, it's very difficult to build a large genjutsu barrier that can accommodate hundreds of ninjas. And it has to be such that it cannot be broken by ordinary genin or even chuunin."

Sasuke immediately objected.But Tsunade patted his shoulder with a weird smile.

"So it's up to you illusion-type talents to work hard. This is just a plan. If it doesn't work, we will still implement it according to the preliminary plan. Of course, in this case, you may not be an examiner..."

"There's no way to talk about commutation of the sentence, right?"

"Quite smart, kid."

Sasuke sighed deeply. It was obvious that Tsunade was digging a hole for him, and he had to jump down.In other words, it seems that it has been sold to Tsunade for unknown prices several times.

"Anyway, I will come up with a feasible plan, and I will train Tayuya and the others enough to pass the Chunin Exam. Just wait for me!"

"Well, I'll wait and see."

After saying what needed to be said, Sasuke walked straight out of the Hokage's office.Tsunade was not in the mood to deal with government affairs. She lay on the desk and groped under the desk, trying to find the bottle of wine she had hidden.At this time, two more people opened the office door.

"Tsunade, what are you doing?"

As soon as Tsunade took out the bottle, she found that the Third Hokage was looking at her with a surprised expression, and Danzo stood next to him with an expressionless face.

"It's true, both master and apprentice are so unreliable. The apprentice is running around covered in blood and drinking during working hours."

Danzo said coldly, it seems that he must have met Sasuke just now.

"Don't say that. As Master Tsunade, I will be very embarrassed."

The third generation smiled and suppressed Danzo's complaints, but Danzo just snorted and stopped talking.

"By the way, this old man like me came to you this time because of the Chunin Examination."

"Who can actually ask you, old man, to come here in person?"

Tsunade took the registration form from the hands of the third generation and carefully read the information on the person on it.A few people who have been genin for two or three years are not children of big families, they are just ordinary people.

"Although it may be against the rules of the exam, there is one thing I hope you can listen to. These three people, let them let Sasuke-kun lead the team after the exam."