The Exorcist Detective

The snoop only owns his consciousness, which is the last thing that still belongs to him.

Originally, he had a good little organization, but it turned into blood. He watched Deadpool drive a combine harvester and stir the organization he had worked so hard into into a puddle of bloody garbage. The blow was too great, and the snoopers He had the desire to die, but the ownership of his body did not belong to him. He did not even have the ability to commit suicide by swallowing a gun. The suffering almost drove him crazy, but he did not even have the autonomy to go crazy.

Deadpool's combine harvester cooperated with the landmines to blow up the old man and old woman into the sky. The people of the Human Supremacy Organization knelt on the ground and raised their hands in surrender, fully expecting Deadpool to let them go. After all, it was rumored that Deadpool was also a Super hero.

According to rumors, superheroes all have a virgin heart like a white lotus. Deadpool dresses like Spider-Man, and maybe he also has a little bit of Spider-Man in his heart...

But they got it wrong. Spider-Man is indeed a hero, but Deadpool is an anti-hero. Although his acting style is not as ruthless as the Punisher, the effect is almost the same when he gets angry. He doesn't give anyone a chance and drives a combine harvester. They kept crushing them all the way. After the harvest, the entire farm turned into a blood red color. Some people were frightened and went crazy. They turned around and jumped into the sea of ​​fire. The unlucky ones couldn't stand the fire, so they ran out again and stepped on the bomb. He was bombed in front of the harvester again, and ended up eating a full set of Grand Slam, so his death was not in vain. There were only a few items in the hell set meal, and he tasted them all.

Compared to this unlucky man, although the rest of the people suffered misfortunes, at least they were not so miserable.

The entire battle turned into a one-sided massacre. Hydra's helicopters in the sky tried to blow Deadpool away with missiles, but Sora's drone swooped over and blasted these helicopters into a ball of flames in the blink of an eye.

The battle lasted for nearly an hour, from sunset to dusk, but the flames soaring into the sky illuminated the farm like daylight, and the spies saw everything from beginning to end, and nothing was wasted.

If it were Professor

But Omega Boy had no such plan. He was originally a boy who was both good and evil. This time, because of the snoop, he was made to vomit in front of Laura several times. He was so embarrassed that he couldn't vent to Deadpool. , the only brain in the world that he didn't want to touch was Deadpool's. The rest of the enemies were also killed by Deadpool, so he could only vent his resentment on the snoop.

The Omega boy steadily controlled the snooper's mind and did not make this guy go crazy. Normally, the snooper's nerves could no longer bear it. It was he who helped this guy hold on, but he did this , not because he has a good heart.

Deadpool cut off the head of the last Hydra agent, then kicked the body into the sea of ​​fire. He shook his sore shoulders. Shooting continuously for an hour was a particularly tiring task in itself, and he also had to drive a combine harvester. He also has a remote-controlled missile and jumps down from time to time to kill people, which is more tiring than moving bricks.

Killing itself is a heavy physical job, so the value of those killers is higher than that of the big men who move bricks.

At least that's what Deadpool thinks. He thinks that he also does manual labor and should be considered a working class person, one of those people oppressed by the wolves of Wall Street.

As for snoopers... everyone in Hydra is rich, and rich people are all Wolf of Wall Street. Although Deadpool is also a rich man now, his money was stolen from the Wolf of Wall Street, so he should be considered one. Robin Hood, the kind who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

Deadpool drove the harvester slowly to the snooper. He pulled up his mask and let the snooper look at his face.

"Shhh~~" Deadpool unzipped his pants and peeed on the spy's expensive uniform, shivering twice in comfort, "Actually, I wanted to hold it in before you came, you know After doing such heavy physical work for an hour, my bladder almost exploded. The radio and television host said that people should not drive continuously for more than an hour and cannot hold urine, otherwise it will be bad for the kidneys and prostate. , these two are crucial accessories for my heavy artillery. You are also a man, so you understand.

"

Deadpool tilted his ears, waiting for the snooper's response, but he and the snooper stared at each other for a long time, and the snooper just made ahh... sounds that didn't form sentences.

"Oh...I remembered. You can't control your body now, so you can't speak. I understand. Please wait for me for a while." Deadpool turned around, took out his cell phone and dialed the number of Omega Boy. , "Hey, hey, what are you doing, kid? I'm doing the most important thing right now. You have to let him speak. What do you mean, peeing on him is not an important thing. Good boy, how dare you question me, the most powerful mercenary in the world? Okay...I'll let you know clearly. Quan should teach you a lesson. The reason why I did this is very simple. I want to break his fighting spirit. I want him to know that I can do whatever I want to him. But there is nothing he can do, hahahaha... What a genius I am... What are you talking about? His fighting spirit has already collapsed. How can this be done? I still have to duel with him, every time I become a hero. After defeating evil, there must be an epic showdown. In this sea of ​​​​blood and corpses, I have a bloody battle with the most evil, terrifying, and powerful super villain in the universe that will be passed down to future generations. Against such demons, the great Deadpool is not alone.”

"You are not alone. What nonsense is this? Why did you finally have a mental breakdown?" came the voice of the Omega boy from the other side.

"You are schizophrenic. Your whole family is schizophrenic." Deadpool roared into the mobile phone. "Every major event that can determine the direction of the world must have an epic showdown in the end. Let me go now. I want to fight with him." He had a good fight.”

At this time, the snoop suddenly realized that he could speak again, and he also yelled at Deadpool, "Come on, it's not certain who will win and who will lose. After I kill you, as long as I get your daughter, I can take care of all these losses." Repair, the death of a hundred or so men is nothing, long live the cause of Hydra."

The snoop was yelling, and suddenly he raised his hand and punched himself on the temple, then grabbed his balls with the other hand, almost crushing it.

"I came out to meddle in your family's business this time, which already makes me very unhappy. You still want me to accompany you to act in some Hollywood-style bloody plot? Do you really think that I am a sick cat? I will give you the last One chance, either kill him now, or I let him commit suicide now, your choice." The Omega boy said ruthlessly.

"How come you don't even have any romantic feelings? An epic showdown is a man's romance. It would be even more romantic if you could get two lightsabers like Star Wars."

"I only give you three seconds, one..."

"Just wait a minute, we have something to discuss, okay? I am the protagonist in this incident. Can't you let me add more scenes? I'm begging you. At worst, when I get back, I will download a free blockbuster for you, okay? Okay, Mr. Kurai or Mr. Maria, you can choose whatever you want, okay? I am an expert and you have reached puberty. It is time to understand the truest side of human beings."

Omega Boy hesitated for a moment, but he quickly received an unpleasant psychic signal from Laura. It was obvious that Laura was very unhappy with Deadpool's words. Since Laura was unhappy, he could not agree to Deadpool's words, so he Keep counting, "Two..."

"You, a hard-hearted boy, deserve to be single for the rest of your life." Deadpool turned around and cut off the snooper's head with a knife.

"Hey, hey, don't be so vicious, okay? Is there any direct relationship between watching movies and not being able to find a girlfriend? You can't curse people randomly, okay?" Omega boy said dissatisfied, "You can have more money when you are young, you can have as much money as you want. He's handsome, not to mention capable. He's the world's top psychic. He wants to pick up as many as ten thousand girls from me. Who do you think is single?"

"Whoever is anxious is the one who knows best whether he is single or not. You can deceive others, how can you deceive yourself? Let's not talk about it anymore. Let's go back. This shabby farm seems to be abandoned again. Why? No matter what industry I invest in, it will always end like this." Deadpool said doubtfully.

He bought a house, the house was bombed, he bought a factory, the factory was bombed, and he bought a farm... The result was the same again. Am I destined to be the most failed investor? Deadpool was in a state of confusion.