The Exorcist Detective

"Don't worry about it. I have a driver's license. I already had it when I was five years old. I'm such a genius." The Omega boy was used to bragging to cover up his uneasiness.

Laura and Genesis looked at each other, and she saw a look of pleading in Genesis's eyes. Laura couldn't help but sigh, saying to her heart, "Auntie, I really don't want to meddle in these nosy things."

"Well...if you can't drive, why not let me drive? I have received special training at the X Weapon Program Research Center. You know, in order to become a qualified offensive weapon, I have to master many kinds of In terms of offensive vehicle driving skills, in addition to the most basic ones such as cars, I can also drive fighter jets, armed helicopters, and of course, combat vehicles and tanks." Laura shrugged, trying not to injure herself. With his pride in mind, the Omega boy got the driving right.

The Omega boy waved his hand nonchalantly, "Don't worry, it's true that I said you have a driver's license. You are driving without a license, so it's up to me." He stepped on the accelerator and almost ran over a dog passing by in front of him. , the puppy was so frightened that it ran very far away. When it saw that it was safe, it stood on the roadside and screamed heart-breakingly at Omega Boy. If translated into human language, it would definitely be an insult to your mother... Swearing words like "Your boy is dead".

Although the car was shaking very unreliably, we finally drove the car onto the road, but the whole process was more dangerous than riding a roller coaster. Even Laura, who could not die, was so scared that she originally had a pale face. Genesis, his face turned pale green...

"Didn't I tell you that my driving skills are recognized by the government, and I have a driving license, hahaha... don't admire me too much." Omega boy likes to talk nonsense when he feels guilty, and he is also very nervous. of.

"Be careful," Genesis suddenly shouted pointing ahead. He saw a garbage truck roaring towards him. The Omega boy quickly turned the steering wheel and finally dodged the truck at the last moment.

Fortunately, the other driver did not come down to make trouble, otherwise the trouble would have been huge. Of course, this is not because the truck driver is so talkative, but it is almost afternoon. If you come out to transport garbage at this time, you will know that there is something fishy in the truck. On the bottom floor of the garbage, there were several boxes filled with contraband.

Laura angrily punched Omega Boy several times.

The Omega boy took care of himself. He endured the pain and continued to drive, but he couldn't help but beg for mercy. In the middle of the quarrel, a husband and wife were arguing in a building on the roadside. The wife threw her husband's suitcase from the third floor, and it happened to hit the ground. The front hood of the car, that is, the Flamingo is of excellent quality, only made a deep hole in the hood. However, the suitcase was opened in all directions, and the clothes, pants, underwear, and underwear inside all popped out with a huff. The delicate lingerie buttoned right over Omega Boy's head.

As for why there is this thing in the husband's suitcase, the explanation is very subtle, but the current image of Omega Boy really looks like a perverted version of a tank driver.

"Oh...Deadpool will definitely kill me..." Omega Boy said with a sad face.

Deadpool loves this car as much as his life. Apart from making babies in the house with Xia Kaila every day, the rest of the time is spent in the car eating Mexican tacos and listening to some classic old songs. This is his dream as a boy, and now It finally came true, but the time for this dream to come true may be very short-lived as the Omega boy stole his car out of anger.

I don’t know what kind of evil the Omega boy has done. It may be because of his poor driving skills. The journey is only 10 minutes. He almost rear-ended other people’s cars several times, and once actually rear-ended him.

A corpse fell out of the trunk of the opponent's car. The owner of the opponent's car came out with a gun and was about to shoot at the flamingo... Fortunately, the Omega boy used telepathy to control his thinking in time, and the opponent's car owner came out with a gun. The car owner was confused for a moment. He suddenly slapped his forehead, put the body back in the trunk, and then rushed into the police station at a speed of 180 miles per hour, knocking a hole out of the large iron door of the police station.

"Bang bang bang..." The car owner fired several shots into the sky with a spray gun in his hand, then opened the trunk, then knelt on the ground with the gun raised, waiting for the police to arrest him.

"A good deed every day is my motto now. You see, I just solved a murder case. In fact, I knew something was wrong with him, so I bumped into him on purpose." Kid Omega explained feebly, trying to save his image. , but he didn’t know that he had long lost his image in Laura’s eyes.

Finally, in the Columbia area of ​​Hell's Kitchen, in front of a red Enchantress Club, the Omega boy stopped the car. The current Flamingo sports car had long lost its original beautiful lines, and now it had become pitted and pitiful.

"When we go back, I will pay for us to take a taxi. This car will be left here. I think it was stolen by a car thief. What do you think?" Omega boy looked at the sports car in front of him with numb scalp. Suddenly, an idea flashed across his head, and he came up with such a bad idea.

However, in a place like Hell's Kitchen, it is normal for expensive vehicles like the Flamingo sports car to be stolen. It's just that Deadpool's name, coupled with Li Kang's notorious reputation for being extremely stinky, was parked in front of their door. Most people really don’t dare to move the car.

The Omega boy planned to pass the blame for the crashed car to the car theft group, which was also a very reasonable way to pass the blame.

"Well... In principle, I have no reason to keep it a secret for you, but I have recently fallen in love with an Xbox. I wonder if you have any ideas." Laura never had such thoughts in the past. She just passed by Li Kang. There have been many storms, and she has changed a bit.

"The world is deteriorating, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be... Aren't you a chivalrous girl?" The Omega boy was not short of money, but he felt very sad to be blackmailed by the goddess in his heart.

"Forget it if you don't pay. I'll go back and talk to Uncle Deadpool. He will definitely be willing to pay to know who stole his car." Laura didn't waste any words and turned to leave.

"Wait...please wait a minute," the Omega boy said in a panic, "Isn't it just money? I'm so poor now that I only have money left. The six hundred dollars here are enough, I don't know if it is enough."

"Six thousand or else there's no need to talk." Laura the lion said loudly, and the Omega boy trembled with this bite.

"Ten times the price, why don't you grab it?"

"It's not as fast as this, and it's not as fun. I thought about it. Besides me, there is also Genesis here. There must be more for the two of us, so we want [-] dollars." Laura said with a look on her face He has an innocent expression, but he immediately sits down and raises the price, showing no mercy.

"Thirty-six thousand plus six thousand, it's obviously twelve thousand, okay? Is your math already so bad? Who asked Teacher Storm to always sleep secretly when she was in class? Now you know you can't study hard. That’s a bad thing.” Omega Boy said jokingly.

“Fifty thousand, not even a penny less, if you keep talking nonsense, I’ll leave now.” Laura said rudely.

"Um..." Boy Omega was choked up. He pointed at Laura angrily, but still signed a check obediently.