The Exorcist Detective

The Omega boy was confused. He followed Deadpool's dog in a daze to the front of the weird biscuit house. Suddenly, a withered sunflower in front of the house suddenly turned around. The flower plate of the sunflower was also Deadpool's face, "Ah hahaha. ...Boy, you must not enter this house, there is something very, very scary inside, it will eat you up and wipe you clean, even your bones.!”

"Ah!" Kid Omega almost pissed his pants in fright. He has seen countless weird worlds of consciousness, but he has never seen anything like Deadpool. It is obvious that he is crazy, but this kind of madness is different. It With a kind of contagion, Omega boy now wants to find an exit, but he can no longer find the way out.

This is terrible. If I don't do it, I will be trapped here. If I fall into the subconscious, I will never be able to get out in my life. Omega boy was secretly worried. This dog can't speak. Finally, he met a person who can. The person communicating was actually a Sunflower. Deadpool Sunflower said there was danger here. Let me first ask what the danger was.

In fact, Omega Boy is still inexperienced and his abilities are strong enough, but no matter how strong his psychic abilities are, it is useless against someone like Deadpool. As soon as Professor , he actually followed Deadpool's dog in. In fact, there is nothing subconscious or unconscious in Deadpool's conscious world, and everything has been mixed together.

If you have experience, the horse will not get stuck when it runs out.

"Can you give me a spoiler about what's in this?" Omega Boy asked tentatively.

"Haha... The biscuit house belongs to the crazy Deadpool witch. As long as you go in, she will roast you into a roast pig and eat it bite by bite. She likes to eat guys like you with thin skin and tender meat the most, haha... .." Deadpool Sunflower laughed so hard that his whole body trembled. Suddenly his throat got stuck. He wanted to clear his throat with a pair of dry leaves, but the leaves were too short and he couldn't reach them. "Can...can help? Help?"

Omega Boy knocked a few times under its face. Although it felt a little disgusting, Deadpool Sunflower is a repaying... flower. After it gasped for a few times, it said gratefully, "Boy, you are not bad, although Your face is annoying, but your nature is good. Let me tell you something. You can't go back, but there is only one way forward, which is in this biscuit house. But you can't find it even if you go in. When you get to the way out, if you don’t want to die, stay with me here. Deadpool and I are with you, so it’s good for us to stay here together.”

"Woof woof!" Deadpool dog bit the corner of Omega boy's clothes, staring into his eyes with a pair of clear eyes, seeming to tell him that the best choice is to listen to Deadpool Sunflower's words.

However, the Omega boy could not be willing to be trapped here forever. He strode to the front of the biscuit house, opened the door fiercely, and an unstoppable suction force came from the door, sucking him in all at once.

After the world was spinning, Omega Boy found that he had turned into a piece of pie. In front of him was a deadpool dressed as an old woman who was devouring the pie in front of him. Every time he ate a piece of pie, he had to drink a glass of wine that was redder than blood. .

Maybe it was really wine, and Omega Boy couldn't figure out why she could still swallow all the food even though she was wearing a mask. This must be the Deadpool witch from Sunflower's mouth.

"Ah... you idiot kids, Deadpool, actually went into the witch's biscuit house to eat. Now, you eat my house, and I'll eat you! Hahahaha..." Die The witch laughed loudly.

"Wow...I want my mother..." The pie next to Omega Boy, well...this pie also has the face of Deadpool, and it cried bitterly, "I I want my mother...I want my father..."

"Shut up!" Deadpool Witch poked Deadpool's pie with a fork. "Your mother has died long ago. You were only 12 years old at the time. Your father is a damn alcoholic. He has no feelings for the bottle anymore than you, his son." Shen, if you make any more noise, I will eat you first!"

"Oh...what the hell is this? Is this a nightmare?" Omega boy wanted to cover his painful head with his hands, but unfortunately he no longer had any hands. Now his face was round and flat, with one side burned. pie.

"Maybe it's a nightmare, maybe it's not, who knows, anyway, I'm just a pie, and you don't need to think so much about the pie," the other pie also spoke, and this voice and tone were all real. Li Kang, there is actually a Li Kang pie here, but it is also something in Deadpool's consciousness. Li Kang pie sighed and said, "But if I really want to be eaten, I really hope I can choke the old immortal to death." Yes, I need to eat, the old immortal’s mumbling is really torturous, and the broken fork is always poking me here and there, I’m about to be poked by her.”

"Brother Kang?" Omega boy almost made another mistake, but at the critical moment, he swallowed the word "uncle".

"Yes, it's me. Who are you?" Li Kangpie asked.

"I am your good friend. You said you would protect me for the rest of your life. We are two brothers. I am the younger one and you are the older one. I call you big brother and you take care of my safety. Big brother... ." An idea flashed through Omega Boy's mind. Anyway, this is just Deadpool's conscious world, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if he gives in.

"Uh... why don't I remember that I have a little brother like you, but it doesn't matter. Since you call me Brother Kang, I will definitely take care of you." Li Kangpie said decisively and loyally.

The Omega boy was relieved. Anyway, now there was a piece of pie willing to help him, at least he was not alone.

"So, all three pies look terrible... It's really hard to choose, so who should I eat first?" Deadpool witch poked and poked with her fork. It was obvious that she was suffering from the choice syndrome. Now I don’t know which one to eat first.

"Eat both of them!" Li Kangpie suddenly shouted, "My noodles have long since rotted, and the meat filling inside is made of dead crow meat, which is not delicious at all. I just asked for you, Both of them are made of good Californian noodles and filled with good beef, especially the guy with glasses. His meat filling is the best Kobe beef. I'm sure you'll think of two after eating one! Believe me, I’m right!”

Damn it!Omega boy's heart was racing. He had never recognized his elder brother so proactively in his life, but he was betrayed in the blink of an eye.

"Really? Then I'm welcome." Deadpool Witch picked up Omega Boy with a fork and threw it into her mouth, "Hmm... the meat is really tender and the juice is sweet... it's really delicious..." She was satisfied Laughed loudly.

Suddenly, a bullet shot in from the outside, piercing a big hole in Deadpool Witch's head. Omega Boy was spat out, and then changed back to his original appearance, with his clothes turned into strips, like a grass skirt. of.

A female deadpool walked in from the door. She had a very hot figure. She was blown away by a flying missile. It seemed that the place turned into a battlefield in the blink of an eye. All kinds of deadpools appeared out of thin air and used various weapons. Bombing each other.

When the melee was at its most intense, a huge shadow suddenly appeared in the turbid sky. This shadow was even bigger than the Earth. Looking from the shadow, Omega Boy looked up and saw that the shadow came to the Earth before and wanted to devour it. Earth's Galactus is exactly the same, the oldest god in the universe who made a living by devouring planets, and was once driven away by all the heroes of Earth.

"Swallow...Star...Death...Hungry..." The shadow broke through the clouds. As expected, this was not Galactus, but Deadpool. Because he has a face like Deadpool.

Omega Boy was really going crazy. Bullets were flying all around. Deadpool Galactus opened his big mouth and swallowed countless Deadpools. Everything was about to get out of control.

At this moment, a halo appeared above the head of the Omega boy. A hand stretched out from the halo, lifted his neck, and pulled him out of this madness. A dazzling white light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. When he opened it again When he opened his eyes, he had already returned to his body.

One of Li Kang's hands emitted white light. He took off a glowing glove and put it back into the inner pocket of his windbreaker. "Boy, you really dare to seek death. If I take action three seconds later, you will always be killed." You're trapped, how brave are you? Are you able to play with Deadpool's brain?"

"I...but..." Omega boy, who was always eloquent, hesitated for a long time.

"Stop talking, let me teach you a lesson. Don't get carried away just because you have such a weak ability in the future. There are many powerful people in this world. Ask Professor X. He dares to enter as casually as you. Is it in other people's consciousness? A truly powerful person can turn his subconscious into a powerful weapon. If a spearhead kid like you goes in rashly, he will immediately fall into a trap."

"You mean, Deadpool also turned his subconscious into a weapon?" Omega Boy recalled his previous experience in Deadpool's conscious world. His mind trembled and he almost vomited on the spot.

"Deadpool? He is a special case. If you still can't tell that he is crazy, then you are a real fool." Li Kang took out a piece of chocolate and handed it to Omega Boy, "Eat it, you look like you are going to die As if dead."

Deadpool came over at this time and said to Li Kang, "What are you doing here? They want to collect blood from Kai, and Wanda asked you to go over and help."

"Okay, I'll come over here." Li Kang nodded.

Deadpool turned his head and glanced at Omega Boy strangely, "Weird, I always feel like I have seen you somewhere. I don't know why. When I saw you, I immediately thought of Kobe beef. Have we met in a pie shop? .”

"Ugh...!" When he heard the words Kobe beef and pie, Omega Boy couldn't bear it anymore. He squatted on the ground and vomited.

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