The Exorcist Detective

Xia Kaila is a succubus princess. Succubi feed on the essence of human beings and are ever-changing. They can transform into the most ideal female form for human beings. Originally, Xia Kaela wanted to have a political marriage and marry Dracula, the Grand Duke of Romania, but she didn’t know who it was. The succubus came up with the idea to hire Deadpool as a bodyguard for Xia Kela. The succubus' aesthetics are different from ordinary people. To the succubus, the disfigured Deadpool is even more beautiful than Pan An and Brad Pitt. , Tom Cruise, Leonardo and others, with a beauty even more handsome than the sun god Apollo....

Well, Deadpool has a face that he himself has vomited when he looked in the mirror. It can only be said that he was lucky enough to meet a succubus like Xia Kaila. There is nothing he can do about it. Succubi have this kind of aesthetics and are useless. Reason.

Moreover, although Dracula is a vampire archduke and is immortal, his immortality is very strange. As long as there is a vampire in the world, he will be immortal, but his body can be destroyed. Strictly speaking, he is spiritually immortal, so Dracula may not be able to bear Xia Kaila marrying him.

But Deadpool is different. This is the real immortal body. Xia Kaila is lucky to meet him. The two are a perfect match.

As far as Li Kang knew, after Xia Kaila and Deadpool fell in love with Dracula and officially got married, the couple had a very deep relationship and were inseparable. However, they were attacked by Hydra during their honeymoon, and Xia Kaela was attacked by Hydra. Even if they were caught, it was Li Kang who participated, and Mu Lang helped rescue Xia Kaila, and Red Beetle even lost his life in order to save her.

Normally, a breakup is better than a wedding. Xia Kaila loves Deadpool so much, so domestic violence shouldn't happen. After some inquiring, she finally found out what happened.

It turned out that in the morning, the three of them, Li Kang, returned to Stark Manor. Deadpool ate the chicken legs too quickly and got stuck in the chicken bones. He followed him and tried to drink some wine to wash down the chicken bones, but he didn't. He succeeded, but he choked on the wine and choked to death before the chicken bones came out.

Li Kang didn't care about him. Captain America thought Li Kang would care about him, so he left first, but Li Kang went back after eating.

Because Jarvis had ordered that no one be summoned, no one was allowed to approach here, because this was a banquet prepared for superheroes, so Deadpool lay on the ground for a long time, and no one came to help him, even if someone saw him , I thought he was too tired, lying on the ground with a chicken leg stuck in his mouth and sleeping.

In the end, Xia Kaila came. She was worried about her husband, so she used magic to track Deadpool. When she saw how miserable Deadpool was, she immediately came over, pulled out the chicken legs, and beat Deadpool hard on the back. , finally Deadpool woke up.

My dear goddess...let me kiss you...Deadpool said in a daze.

Goddess... My dear, your mouth is so sweet... Xia Kaila giggled shyly, she pouted and leaned over, wanting to make out with Deadpool.

My dear Goddess of Death, you are the most beautiful woman in this world...I love you so much...Deadpool has come to the end of his life. At this time, don't you open your eyes and take a good look at the woman in front of you. Anyone knows how to enjoy it with their eyes closed.

Ha Yuan said it was not me, but the goddess of death. Fuck you! .

I asked you to love the goddess of death, and I will send you to see her right away.

A fight broke out, so the servants quickly called Jarvis, the chief manager here, but Jarvis had no good solution. One punch can make Deadpool's head look like popcorn. The servants here are not superheroes. Let alone trying to persuade him, no one dares to get close to him when he sees a hole in the ground with Xia Kaila's punch.

The ground is covered with blood spurted by Deadpool. He can't die anyway. A pile of ashes can still be restored to a human form. This immortal recovery ability is unparalleled in the world. It's just a pain for these servants. The ground is full of Deadpool's blood. The wreckage would definitely make people sick to pick it up.

Seeing Li Kang coming, Jarvis finally met his savior. He quickly took Li Kang's hand, fearing that this guy who was more cunning than a fish would just run away. "Mr. Kang, please help me. We are here." Tucker Manor has a history of more than 200 years, and nothing so ugly has ever happened. If those distinguished guests come back now and see such a shameful scene, it doesn’t matter what happens to my old bones, but we The Tucker family cannot afford to lose this person."

Li Kang

Originally he didn't want to care about this kind of thing, so he groaned and said, "Then...then what do you want me to do? It's hard for an upright official to deal with household chores, not to mention I'm not an upright official..."

Jarvis secretly stuffed a check into Li Kang's hand and said with a smile, "He who is capable should work harder. Who doesn't know that you are the most capable person in the world? It is difficult for an honest official to resolve such household matters, but In front of your wise man who has the wisdom of King Solomon, isn’t it just a matter of raising your hand to solve such a small matter?”

Li Kang nodded. It's rare for Jarvis to be so smart, and the level of flattery is indeed top-notch. The flattery of an educated person is different. Look at Kuaiyin's flattery. The one on the left is amazing, and the other is awesome. Just these two sentences, compared to Jarvis, they are in the sky or on the earth. When Jarvis speaks the wisdom of King Solomon...it feels comfortable to listen. If you have the opportunity, you must let Jarvis train this kid Quicksilver.

"Since you are so polite, let me give it a try." Li Kang separated from the crowd and came to Xia Kaila.

Xia Kaila was already mad. As a succubus, she would not be angry if Deadpool found another ordinary mortal woman, because she knew that Deadpool was just playing for fun, and the life span of a mortal was very short. In her opinion, they are just some low-level creatures. Deadpool fooling around with them feels like watching her husband tease a bunch of little bitches.

Any woman would not feel anything if she saw her husband playing with, kissing, hugging, or even sleeping with a little bitch. Xia Kaila was already very, very relaxed about Deadpool, but Not the goddess of death, not just the goddess of death, but any woman of the goddess level.

Goddess and lower creatures are completely different issues, not to mention that the one who is entangled with Deadpool is the goddess among goddesses, one of the five gods in the universe. That is the extremely noble goddess of death. Compared with the goddess of death, the great charm The Demon Princess Xia Kaila is too insignificant and has transcended the scope of a "little bitch". In the eyes of the Goddess of Death, I am afraid that Xia Kaila is just a speck of dust in the universe. That's why Xia Kaila is so angry. She has nothing to do with the Goddess of Death. There is no other way, so I can only take it out on Deadpool.

If you think about this, you will know that Deadpool was not unjust when he was beaten to death. It made his wife feel that she was worse than a mistress. Moreover, she could not gather her best friends to beat the mistress. Any other woman would have no choice but to tear her husband apart.

Li Kang separated from the crowd and saw Xia Kaila with red eyes. He immediately regretted it. This tigress was crazy and she couldn't be offended... So he turned around and wanted to leave, but the people in Stark Manor behind him seemed to have planned it in advance. , the exit was sealed at this time to prevent him from coming out.

"Take people's money and eliminate their misfortunes... That's not how business works." The insidious and cunning Jarvis stood behind Li Kang and murmured in a low voice with his eyes flashing.

Every time he did business with Jarvis, Li Kang would feel that he had taken a huge advantage at first, but when the final settlement was made, he discovered that he had lost even his underwear.

There was no other way, so Li Kang had no choice but to bite the bullet. He came to Xia Kela who was brutally dealing with the dead waiter, "Well...sister-in-law, what is the grudge? Don't be so cruel."

Xia Kaila raised her head with a fierce expression. When she saw it was Li Kang, she immediately sneered, "You are indeed a good brother. I just knocked the Deadpool twice lightly, and you Li Kang appeared. I asked You, is it right for him to find a mistress behind my back?"

"Mistress," Li Kang pretended to know nothing. He deliberately said, "Why don't I know what Xiaosan is? He has been with me before, and we dealt with the Mandarin and his group together. Oh, by the way, at that time There are also Captain America and Spider-Man present. Even if you don’t believe me, you should at least believe them. Besides, it’s embarrassing for a succubus like you to be so jealous.”

"I'm talking about the Goddess of Death, don't play tricks on me here." Xia Kaila immediately jumped up, forcing Li Kang to back away repeatedly, "Don't tell me that you don't know who the Goddess of Death is. Why does she have to interfere in other people's marriages at this time?" What is she if she’s not a mistress?”

"Strictly speaking, you are actually the mistress. When Deadpool and the Goddess of Death met, you didn't know where you were, and the Goddess of Death is really better than you in all aspects. Maybe you don't know, as long as a man meets When you reach the goddess of death, you will definitely fall in love with her. This is the charm of the five gods. You don’t have to be too sad. Deadpool is an immortal and he is still yours. What else do you want?" Li Kang tried to talk to Xia Kaila To be fair, she is a succubus on earth. She is supposed to be able to compete with an existence of the level of the goddess of death. This is in itself a sign of raising her status. What else is she dissatisfied with?