The Exorcist Detective

Deadpool nodded and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm the one who doesn't dislike fat people the most. How should I put it? Every fat person is actually very pitiful, especially you. I know you." It’s true, your whole family is dead, but there’s no need for you to give up on yourself and say you’re a pig. You have at least three things that are much prettier than pigs. First, your ears are smaller than pigs, and second, you don’t have any hair on the back of your butt. Little tail"

Dr. Longe murmured with laughter, "Actually, I'm a bit atavistic. I actually have a little tail behind my butt..."

"Ignore it, this is not the point. There is a third point, uh... this third point..." Deadpool lowered his head and looked at Dr. Longo. This was the first time he looked at this carefully. With a face like a pig wearing glasses, he said, "The third point... well, you can figure it out for yourself, but I'm really curious, who is a person like you who looks like a pig? How did you find your wife?”

"My wife is blind..." Dr. Longo couldn't help but think of the time when he was in school. That period was the nightmare of his life until he met Carla. Carla was an Indian ethnic person who was born with eye deformities and had almost no vision. There was zero, but her mentality was full of sunshine. Even though the bullies in school tried their best to tease her, she never lost the sunshine in her heart. Her cheerful attitude also successfully infected Dr. Longe. The two met at the age of 14. They met when they were young and have been together since then. They have been together for half a life. Dr. Longo thought of his wife and tears could not help but flow out from the corners of his eyes.

"I swear that I will recover the blood debt for her, and my woman, and my family will not die in vain, but now it's better, I have the madness factor in my hand, and I can deal with those superheroes now." Dr. Longe suddenly smiled again. He wiped the corners of his eyes, "As long as I can get revenge, I don't care even if the world turns into a pile of ashes."

"It's really touching, but since you have gone through a similar experience, you should be able to understand the relationship between Xia Kaila and me. Come and smell it. If the smell is not good, I will spray some more cologne." Deadpool actually has nothing to do with it. He wasn't listening. He didn't care about Dr. Longo at all.

"Okay, I also wish you and Miss Xia Kela can be together forever." Dr. Longo's small eyes showed a sinister look. In fact, he still likes Deadpool very much, but who makes Deadpool also a superhero? , anti-heroes are also heroes, so Dr. Longo doesn’t have any softness in his heart. He still wants to launch Deadpool and Xia Kela into the sun. At least he can still fulfill a promise, when Deadpool and Xia Kela are reduced to ashes. By then, they could indeed be together forever.

Hydra's scientific researchers carefully collected the crazy factors and sent them to Dr. Longo. He placed the crazy factors in a strong sealed container and then placed the container in a safe.

Then, Dr. Longo came to Deadpool. He lifted his nose and smelled it, and almost vomited it out on the spot. Deadpool originally had a rotten smell, and he always ate spicy food, which made him smell bad. He is always sweating hot, and he usually exercises a lot, so he often sweats stinkingly, plus various food residues. Coke and coffee alone are spilled on the uniform, at least five cups. Counting him The uniform uses nano-regeneration technology, but it can't keep out so many stains. This is very annoying in itself. Deadpool hasn't showered for several months, and suddenly he sprayed on a thick cologne. This thing The smell almost turned Dr. Longo into a vegetative state.

Fortunately, I am not a clean person, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to bear it... For the first time in his life, Dr. Longo was grateful that his decadent lifestyle could actually save his life at a critical moment.

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It actually smells okay, but if I tell you, you'd be better off spraying some more cologne, preferably all over it. "Dr. Longo was talking when suddenly the door of the laboratory opened by itself, and two people with oriental faces came in from the outside. One of them he knew, "Mr. Sato, our experiment was successful. You are needed to coordinate outside. Wait, we are sending Mr. Deadpool away soon. If you don’t go to the launch site, what are you doing here?”

Only Dr. Longo and the Red Skull knew about launching Deadpool into the sun. The rest of the people thought they were going to launch Deadpool not far from Rio de Janeiro so that they could continue their interrupted honeymoon trip.

However, Satosuke did not move. From behind him, Li Kang walked out with a cigarette in his mouth.

At this time, Deadpool was turning his back and spraying a large amount of cologne on his crotch, making it look like his lower body was filled with smoke, as if it was on fire.

"What's wrong with you? Don't you know this is a testing ground? How can you smoke here? What's your number? I'm going to contact your superiors and punish you severely." Dr. Longo rushed over dissatisfied. He shouted Shouting, "Sato-suke, is this yours? I want you to give me an explanation immediately." He pointed at Li Kang's nose and roared.

Suddenly, Dr. Longo felt his fingers become cold. He felt a little strange. Why was his hand suddenly much lighter? When he looked again, his finger had fallen to the ground, and blood was still oozing out from the severed finger. .

Li Kang kicked Dr. Longe to the ground, raised the secret magic silver sword in his hand, inserted it from Dr. Longe's shoulder, and nailed the fat academic master to the ground. Only then did Dr. Longe Scream out.

Deadpool hurriedly turned around. The zipper underneath him had not yet been zipped up, revealing the disgusting strawberry pattern shorts underneath. "Li Kang, why are you here?" He rushed up and wanted to give Li Kang a big hug, but Li Kang Kang could smell the strange smell on his body from a distance, so he didn't give Deadpool a chance to get close, and a bolt of lightning knocked Deadpool away.

"What's this weird smell on your body? Before I saw you, I thought you must have been tied to the experimental bed with tubes inserted all over your body. I didn't expect that you were living a comfortable life. Why didn't you escape earlier?" Li Kang asked with some confusion.

Deadpool was still in a paralyzed state, and before he could speak, he lay on the ground without speaking.

Dr. Longo, who was nailed to the ground, spoke first, "Deadpool, kill this intruder quickly. If you don't obey, you know the result."

Deadpool suddenly jumped up from the ground, and the high-frequency vibration-gold knife in his hand turned into a white light and went straight to Li Kang's chest to stab him. This knife was sharp and steady, and it was a knife full of killing intent.

Li Kang was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Deadpool would suddenly strike with such a cruel knife. In his busy schedule, he grabbed Satosuke beside him and pushed him forward. Deadpool's knife penetrated Satosuke's chest, and the blade penetrated Penetrating his body and stabbing out of his back.

"You...didn't you promise not to hurt...me?" Sato Suke said with difficulty.

"I didn't hurt you. I wasn't the one who stabbed you. Even if we want to fight, we still have to talk about the basic laws." Li Kang raised his hands innocently, "We have to talk about the truth."

Deadpool didn't give Satosuke a chance to speak anymore. He turned his blade and slashed hard, cutting Satosuke in two from the middle. The high-frequency vibranium knife was a sword forged by Doctor Doom himself. It can cut copper and break iron. Indestructible, treating individuals is like playing.