The Exorcist Detective

Professor

The Avengers are too far away from the people, they are aloof, and the X-Men... Needless to say, there is a problem with the Defenders' activity area, and they still charge a fee.

Only Spider-Man can be full of sunshine, so the X-Men all admire Spider-Man. Of course, there are also aliens like Logan who are very disdainful of Spider-Man's determination not to kill people.

Xiaoqin poked Storm next to her and said, "Go and ask Spider-Man for an autograph."

"You, the old autograph maniac, have done it again. I really admire you. Why do you see everyone wanting an autograph? Didn't you just get Captain America's autograph?" Storm responded to Xiaoqin's crazy star-chasing behavior. I’ve never understood it, but you can still understand it when you say I’m a fan of Captain America. After all, he’s been a super idol for almost a century. Even Storm can’t help but love him, and she secretly collects Captain America’s figures. I can understand all of this. .

However, Spider-Man's qualifications and abilities are hardly worthy of this kind of treatment, but as Xiaoqin said, she is a fan of Spider-Man's character and funny style.

Storm knew that her best friend always had different ideas, so she had no choice but to take Xiaoqin's signature book and come to Spider-Man, "Hey, handsome guy, our best friend likes you a lot, please sign it for her." "

"What's silly?" Spider-Man was stuffing a burger into his mouth. Storm's jaw almost dropped with one sentence. His mouth was full of things and he couldn't speak clearly. What did he call stupid... ..

"Okay, I think it's silly too. Goodbye." Storm completely agreed with Spider-Man's opinion. She turned around and left with the signature book.

"Wait... I didn't mean that..." Spider-Man didn't have time to explain. He shot out a thread of spider silk, snatched the signature book from Storm's hand, and quickly signed the words "Peter Parker". He wiped his mouth and returned the signature book to Storm, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that just now. I just had a burger in my mouth and didn't speak clearly, which caused you to misunderstand. I've been paying attention to you mutants. The beauties, especially your red-haired best friend named Xiaoqin, does she have a boyfriend?"

"I'm sorry, the famous beauty is married. Xiaoqin's boyfriend is Cyclops, the captain of our After getting rid of the sticky spider silk, she took the signature book and glanced at it, then she was stunned, "Peter... Parker... this is not Spider-Man's signature at all."

It turned out that Spider-Man was in a panic just now and actually signed his real name on the signature pad. He hurriedly grabbed the signature pad from Storm's hand and scrawled out the words "Peter Parker" for a while, almost scratching the paper. Broken it, and then signed the words Spider-Man on the side. He smiled and returned the signature book to Storm again.

"Sorry, I was thinking about my good friend Parker just now, so I accidentally signed his name," Spider-Man said as he wiped his forehead. He felt that there was sweat inside the hood, even though it was separated by Wiping the sweat with his hood had no effect, but he still made this action habitually, "Don't mind it, I can be so frizzy sometimes."

Storm is not a fool. She has probably guessed that Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker. However, seeing Spider-Man panic like this, she had to pretend to believe it, "None of this is important. In fact, you can completely change it." This paper was torn off, this paper was all painted over by you."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a whoosh, and the signature book was snatched away by Spider-Man again. He gently tore off the tattered paper and threw it into a pile, and then neatly wrote his name on the new paper. .

After tearing off the spider silk from her hand for the third time, Storm had a rather unkind look on her face. She hated this sticky thing the most. She took the signature book again and said, "Is this your handwriting? It's so ugly." She complained. After saying this, she returned to Xiaoqin with her signature book.

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bsp; "What's wrong with you? I see you were chatting happily, but a small signature pad was snatched away." Xiaoqin said a little sourly.

"Why are you so angry when you see a man today, little Lang Hoozi... I'm going to tell Cyclops all about your behavior and see how he deals with you." Storm said teasingly.

"Okay, if you file a complaint against me, then I will tell the Black Panther about your madness towards Captain America, and see if you, the king's fiancé, can bear it." Xiaoqin said with her hands on her hips not to be outdone.

"Xiao Qin, how dare you threaten me? I want you to look good, and I... I'll tickle you." Storm came over to tease Xiao Qin, and Xiao Qin resisted and fought back. They had a fight. Before the battle, they They all rely on little jokes like this to relieve tension.

In fact, it’s not just them, everyone else also has their own way to relieve stress. Tony and Doctor Strange, the bearded brotherhood duo, are chatting in a low voice, Psylocke is sharpening his katana, Hawkeye and Black Widow are low-key. They were whispering, but Spider-Man just kept eating, and while eating, he kept talking. Strange people, strange things, and taunting little jokes from all over the world, and his mouth never stopped for a moment.

Spider-Man's way of relieving stress is to keep talking trash. As soon as he calms down, he will feel his stomach churning. Of course, this is caused by nervousness, but it is also caused by Spider-Sense.

Spider-Sense is a special function that can sound an alarm before danger arrives. Spider-Man relies on this ability to escape countless dangerous sneak attacks. However, since he came to the vicinity of Hydra Island, he has been constantly feeling In the face of danger, the Spider Sense did not stop for a moment. He patted his head several times. After it had no effect, he simply gave up on stopping the Spider Sense. He was used to it anyway. This is the headquarters of the Hydra organization, so there is no danger. Strange.

Every superhero is a brave and capable warrior, but apart from the identity of the superhero, they are also ordinary people.

Soon, Mystique walked in, her expression softened a lot, "Okay, I'm convinced, then Brother Kang, should we set off."

Li Kang nodded hunched over, "Yes, Magneto is in danger now. We have to go there quickly to save him, but with the help of Mystique, we will definitely succeed."

Everyone was a little confused. How could the two people who were at war with each other just now suddenly appear in a harmonious scene of a loving mother and a filial son? Only Spider-Man didn't care. He always believed that with Li Kang's eloquence, there was no persuasion in this world. A person who can't do it, but can make that terrifying Mystique show such a loving look, he is indeed a famous deceptive exorcist detective.

After Li Kang and Mystique went out just now, he took Mystique to a small forest.

"Oh hehehe... What did you bring me here to do? Do you want to do something embarrassing and secret with your sister?" Mystique is a master of confrontation. She is the best secret agent in the world. If need be, she can transform into the most seductive woman in the world.

"We are all our own people. In terms of seniority, you are definitely my aunt," Li Kang said and glanced at Mystique. As expected, her face turned even bluer with anger. Seeing that Mystique was about to explode, he quickly continued to explain, "Actually, my wife Wanda is Magneto's daughter, so Magneto took the risk. I know your relationship with Professor The relationship between us is also... very close, so I call you aunt..."

"Ah...that's enough. I finally understand why that old thief Magneto secretly took away all the elite members of the Brotherhood, but did not take me with him. He was afraid that I would deal with him severely. What a Old fox, but I'm warning you, don't call me aunt. Anything that reminds me of my own age will drive me crazy." Mystique squatted on the ground holding her head, "I can't accept the fact that I am already an old woman. If I want, I can become any beautiful woman in the world, whether it's Monroe or Hepburn, it doesn't matter. How can a woman like me age?"