The Exorcist Detective

As the saying goes, if you are not active in eating, there will be something wrong with your brain.

These future little X-Men were still lively and energetic when they just walked out of the classroom, but when they walked near the cafeteria, their energy and energy suddenly disappeared. It is certain that there is absolutely nothing wrong with their minds. Then each of them They all looked listless. The chef was definitely the one with the problem.

With anxiety and curiosity, everyone came to the cafeteria of Xavier Academy for Geniuses. As soon as they entered the cafeteria, they smelled a very pungent smell, as if some weird alien creature had arrived. The smell of this biological protoplasm is particularly capable of stimulating the human sense of fear.

The cafeteria is very clean. Li Kang originally thought that there would be swarms of flies flying, but now it seems that there is not even a fly in the air. This is at least better than the school cafeteria in Hell's Kitchen, which belongs to the students. Yes, it belongs to the flies. Every day at noon, the students have to carry their dinner plates through the huge array of flies, and try hard not to let the flies fall into the dinner plates. It is really a technical job that tests people's ability to survive. ah.

I don't know where this smell comes from, it's really disgusting.

Li Kang followed Laura to the glass cabinet where he was cooking. Not all the food had been served yet. He only found some shriveled bagels. Through the glass, he could feel the waves of malice emanating from the bagels. There was a student in the back who was banging the bagel on the marble table, "Bang bang..." Just listening to the sound, it is easy for people to mistakenly think that he is holding a hammer in his hand, rather than a bagel.

A student is cutting bagels with heat rays emitted from his eyes, and then soaking the bagels in milk. This seems to be how they are eaten. If you don't have some superpowers, you wouldn't be worthy of eating this special bagel.

Li Kangzhen's eyes were opened a bit. At this moment, suddenly a long tongue grasped a large tray, and it threw the tray into the glass cabinet with a clang. The tray was dark and full of strange smelling things.

"Wow, it's terrible, it's a damn meat sauce." Laura collapsed and shouted, holding her head.

When they heard that the main dish was meat sauce, all the students felt sad. Among all the terrible foods provided in the cafeteria, this meat sauce with unknown recipes, unknown ingredients, and unknown meaning was the best.

Because Professor The training system requires money to maintain. Although in the X-Men, there are mutant craftsmen who can make machines to help, which can save a lot of money, but the daily maintenance of the academy also costs a lot of money, especially food. In this regard, funding has been cut in half.

Li Kanti sniffed, and his face became very ugly. "What kind of meat is this? I can smell rat meat, snake meat, and some kind of bird meat. I can't smell the rest." Come and stay.”

Laura showed an expression of hatred, she wrinkled her nose and said, "I have eaten the meat you mentioned before when I was hungry, but the taste was okay, but this taste is really disgusting."

"Gua~ If you feel disgusting, you can stop eating and if you dare to talk nonsense, get out of my cafeteria~" A greasy voice roared, and then there was a snapping sound.

Before the man arrived, his tongue flew out in a swish. This evil tongue snapped and got wrapped around a beam on the opposite wall.

"Uh..." Everyone in the cafeteria screamed in disgust.

As the tongue tightened instantly, with a whoosh, a toad-like figure flew out of the shadows and stuck to the wall along with the tongue.

"Toad man" Li Kang pointed at the figure and exclaimed.

"It's Toad Man, you big idiot," the Toad Man wearing a dirty chef's hat cursed unhappily, "Toad is a toad with pimples on his body, but my body is very smooth and delicate."

Laura took a breath and whispered, "That's our chef Toad Man, but we all call him Toad privately. Have you seen his eyes?"

It was impossible for Li Kang not to notice that the eyes of the toad man protruded outwards, and the pupils inside were contracted. They were [-]% similar to those of real toads. From these grotesque eyes, two extremely obscene rays of light shot out. With many years of experience in dealing with all kinds of scum and garbage, Li Kang can tell that Toad Man is definitely a top figure in the pornographic world. I am afraid that these eyes have reached the level of x-ray scanning, which can automatically filter out mosaics just like when watching a movie. Just like the great god, but more advanced. No wonder being scanned by these eyes that emit dirty light, no matter whether they are boys or girls, they feel naked.

Regardless of whether they were men or women, they couldn't help but tremble as long as they were caught by Toad Man's gaze. Even experienced X-Men like Storm and Xiaoqin couldn't stand it.

"Silly boy, do you want to cook or not? If you don't want to cook, get out of here. In a while, the mixed meat sauce carefully prepared by my uncle will be cold." The toad man slowly slid down the wall and said with great dignity. .

Li Kang looked at the wretched toad man, and then at the dark, extremely suspicious mixed meat sauce, "Forget it, I won't eat it, Laura, let's go." He pulled Laura and walked out.

Storm stood up and stopped Li Kang and said, "It's lunch time now, and there are a lot of physical-consuming classes in the afternoon. How can she not eat well? She is still growing."

Li Kang spat, "You dare to use that kind of toy that even pigs won't eat to fool people. Now get out of the way for me. I'll just pretend that nothing happened. Otherwise, I'll go to the media." Expose you, the school run by you mutants, not only abuses children, but also feeds them questionable food. Look, if I send this subject to the Daily Bugle in New York, can your school still be open?"

Storm was startled, then scratched her head in distress, then gave in, "Actually, I also know that the food cooked by the Toad Man is unpalatable."

Li Kang said angrily, "Don't insult food, okay? It's just garbage. I really admire you mutants now. No wonder everyone says your vitality is scarier than cockroaches. It turns out that you are already doing doomsday training." , is eating that kind of food also part of the training program?”

"Then how is it possible that we are not perverts?" Storm said innocently, "In the past, when Professor Some recipes were left behind, but no one expected that Professor His cooking is delicious."

Laura nodded in agreement, confirming Storm's statement.

Li Kang said with some confusion, "It's not an option to continue like this. We can't live such a miserable life forever. If you can bear it, the children can't bear it either."

Storm sighed sadly, "We can't stand it either. Otherwise, can I steal Xiaoqin's instant noodles? As the acting principal, I'm really under great pressure. Every time I see the children, I can only Eating these unpalatable things while I hide in the house and secretly eat delicious instant noodles will make my conscience feel strongly disturbed..."

Xiaoqin came over and gently comforted Storm, "Actually, I feel the same way every time I eat instant noodles secretly, but this topic is really not suitable to talk about here. If we let the children know that we If there is hidden food, needless to say, the two troublesome spirits, Omega Boy and Little Gladiator, will definitely rise up and rebel. Little Gladiator's father is the chief consul of the Shi'ar Empire. If his father finds out about the precious son we gave him Eating these things might cause an interstellar war."

Li Kang couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said to himself that it would be eight lifetimes of trouble for you troublemakers on this earth. He also had a question in his mind, "Can't you get two cookbooks or something for that toad?" Don’t tell me that a school as big as yours can’t even get two cookbooks.”