The Exorcist Detective

Suddenly, in the cold storage, a tall and strange figure suddenly stood up.

"Deadpool, you are indeed not dead." Bullseye grinned and pointed the flamethrower at the figure, "But you are not far from death, look at the power of my flamethrower!"

"You are wrong!" the figure shouted loudly, "I am not a Deadpool, I am a Pig Eater!"

Bullseye was stunned. He completely misheard, "Wha... what Spider-Man? Stop joking, how could Spider-Man be here?"

The homophones of Pig-Eater and Spider-Man are very similar. Bullseye was the first to think of Spider-Man.

The figure walked out of the big hole and stood under the light, "It's not Spider-Man! It's Pig Man, a peerless hero who was framed by his despicable enemy and found himself in a desperate situation. That despicable enemy still refused to let go of greatness. The super hero wanted to set fire to the super great super hero. Unfortunately, our super great super invincible hero got a set of legendary equipment at the critical moment and withstood the raging flames. He became a saint in the fire. That’s me—the handsome, unrivaled pig-eater who is loved by everyone, loved by everyone, and loved by thousands of girls!”

This man is actually still Deadpool, but he has a pig's head on his head, wears pork armor, and has pork chops on his feet. He looks like a pig that has become sperm.

"Whoever you are, you have to die!" Bullseye hurriedly raised the flamethrower and sprayed a stream of flames at Deadpool.

Deadpool used the pork on his body to block the flames and successfully broke out of the cold storage. He threw out a high-frequency vibrating knife and cut off the fuel supply pipe of the flamethrower. The flamethrower immediately extinguished the fire. With a single knife in hand, he went straight to the bullseye. head.

Bullseye pulled out a high-frequency vibranium knife and cut it with Deadpool. The two of them went back and forth, and neither one could take down the other.

Without the threat of a fire extinguisher, the pork on Deadpool's body became a burden, making it impossible for him to keep up with Bullseye's speed.

But there was nothing Bullseye could do against Deadpool. Bullseye didn't dare to cut off the pork on Deadpool's body, because that would be equivalent to liberating Deadpool. However, except for the area covered by pork, there really was no place to attack. The more he fought, the more he was suffocated. Qu, Deadpool is still an immortal, how can we fight him?Osborne sent him here, did he want him to kill people, or did he want to send him to die.

The battle between the two became more and more intense. Wounds began to appear on Bullseye's body, and blood seeped out of his uniform. However, not even a small scar was left on the opponent's body. The wounds that appeared disappeared in an instant. The more I hit my eyes, the more frustrated I became.

Suddenly, Bullseye threw his knife aside. He did several backflips and threw away Deadpool, "No more fighting! I'm Sunima, this is a P. I can't kill you, and sooner or later you will use up your energy. Damn me, if the fight continues like this, I might as well find a gun and shoot a peanut in my head, so that I don’t have to suffer this piecemeal crime.”

Bullseye is slightly inferior to Deadpool in terms of combat skills, but he is not bad enough to be beaten. If Deadpool did not have a self-healing factor, the battle between the two would be almost 4.5 and 5.5, with a difference in winning rate. No more than [-]%, but now Bullseye doesn't even have a slight chance of winning.

"You said I won't fight, so I have to let you go? You just blew me up with a bomb, sprayed me with a flamethrower, and chopped me with a knife, so let's forget it? Do you think I'm a punching bag? I'll give you a beating if you have nothing to do. Pause, then clap your hands and end it? No way!" Deadpool had suffered so much, and there was no way he would just let Bullseye go.

Bullseye took two steps back and distanced himself from Deadpool, "I'm warning you, if you come closer again, I'll run away. I can run [-] meters in less than ten seconds, and you're wearing a pig on me. You are so exhausted that you can't run away from me, what can you do to me? Anyway, I won't fight you, you are too shameless."

Deadpool was so angry that his fingers were shaking, "From the beginning to the end, it was you who challenged me unilaterally. It was you who attacked me with all kinds of weird and weird hidden weapons. It was you who used bombs, grenades, and even RPGs." , I even used a flamethrower, and you said I was a swindler? If you say I won’t fight, I won’t fight, so you are a swindler!”

"Nima, you can heal yourself, but you can't be killed! Even if I use a nuclear bomb, what's the point? You have so many plug-in abilities, I can't fight you, you're a scumbag, and I won't fight with you. You're playing, wait a minute...you smell pretty good." Bullseye was talking when suddenly an alluring aroma came from the direction of Deadpool. He twitched his nose twice. The aroma was so fragrant that he My saliva couldn't help but flow down.

Bullseye had set fire just now, and Deadpool was burned to the point of being unable to do anything, so he cut up a pig, tied the pork chops to the soles of his shoes, tied the pig body to his body, and buckled the pig's head onto his head. With the fat pig's rough skin and thick flesh, he He managed to withstand the blazing flames, buying time for his body to regenerate, but some places were stuck with pork. The pork was roasted to just the right degree by the fire, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, exuding a burst of fragrance.

After Bullseye said this, Deadpool suddenly found that he was also greedy. He pulled a pig's trotter from his arm and took two bites. Except that it was a bit bland, it was five-star.

The roasted pig's trotters in the hotel are not of this level. It's no wonder that even a five-star hotel would not dare to cook barbecue with a military flamethrower. "The taste is absolutely amazing! Bullseye, do you have any salt there? This is a bit It’s too bland.”

"Humph..." Bullseye sneered for a long time. He took out a small bottle from his arms, which contained salt, chili pepper and other condiments. For beef, there was even cumin. He threw the small bottle out, " What an idiot. You are still the world's number one mercenary. When you are performing a mission and waiting for the target to appear, don't you think about eating? I am different. I carry compressed food and various seasonings with me. Okay, drink well. Only when you have the physical strength can you kill good people. Killing is a physical job. How can you do it if you don't eat enough."

Deadpool took the condiment bottle, sprinkled it on the pig's trotters, and then took a bite. The soft and delicious pig's trotters entered his mouth and melted immediately. This pig's trotters were absolutely perfect. It would be disrespectful to come and go without coming back. Deadpool again He pulled off a pig's trotter, sprinkled it with seasonings, and threw it to Bullseye, "Stop competing, try my pig man's roasted pig's trotters, I'll give you one, I want two."

Bullseye shook his head, "No, I am a Jew who believes in Lao Hu, and I don't eat pork."

I believe Lao Hu is still a Jew. He has a double taboo against pork. No matter how greedy he is, he would not dare to eat it.

"Don't talk nonsense. You are drooling on the ground. You usually kill people and set fires. You have never done any bad things. Even if you die, you will definitely go to hell. Why do you still believe in Laohu? If you believe in Laohu, his father can't save you. Come on. Eating this pig's trotters will make you feel like you're in heaven." Deadpool said disdainfully.

Bullseye was right. The bad things he usually did were enough to make him go through hell. So he took a big bite and was immediately impressed by the rich aroma. "It's delicious! It's so delicious. I've been eating it for so many years." I’ve never eaten pork, so I’m at a big loss, this pork taught me to enter samadhi!”

So the two foodies turned enemies into friends and stopped fighting for the time being, instead squatting on the ground and chewing pig trotters.

Bullseye rolled his eyes and asked tentatively, "Hey, pig-eating man, don't just eat yourself. Let me ask you, why is your self-healing factor so powerful? It's like Wolverine or Sabre-toothed Tiger. I can’t even compare to you.”

Deadpool groaned unhappily, "This is all the fault of that old thief Thanos. He was afraid that I would cuckold him, so he gave me an immortal curse that made it impossible for me to die. Even a nuclear bomb couldn't kill me. , I have pity on our dear goddess of death, she can only stay in the boudoir alone, it’s such a pity, she is a standard slut**.”

Bullseye said disdainfully, "Goddess of Death? That old woman must be billions of years old. Can she be compared to our Ai Iijima or Ran Muto?"

When this topic was brought up, Deadpool really didn't agree with anyone, "I think you seem to be living in the last century. Why do you talk about two teachers who have passed away for many years? In my hard drive, *** is already out of date. , Hatano-sensei is no longer good, I have the opportunity to let you see my collection, in my computer, there is a hard currency of 160G hard drive, and any one I take out will have earth-shaking, ghost-weeping power."

"One hundred...160G? This number is a bit too fake. It's twice as much as mine. I don't believe it. I must see it if I have the chance." Bullseye said in disbelief.

Deadpool did not refute. He took out a memory device from the handle of the knife and threw it to Bullseye. Bullseye immediately checked it with the instrument on his wrist. The instrument showed that there was indeed 160G of content in the memory.

Bullseye raised his thumb and gave Deadpool a big thumbs up, "I didn't accept it before. Why are you the number one mercenary? Why am I the third mercenary if I'm so capable? I fought you today and I'm convinced." Yes, not only are your combat skills superior to mine, but you also have more blockbusters on your hard drive than me. There are people who are better than others, and there is a better world. I have learned a lot today."

Deadpool is not a humble person. If someone praises him a few times, he will immediately go to heaven and forget all hatred. "Haha... No matter what, you are not bad."

Bullseye rolled his eyes, and he tentatively asked a core question, "Deadpool, why are you causing trouble in Osborn's hotel?"

Deadpool was so happy that he almost told the truth. Fortunately, he woke up early and swallowed back half of his words, "Hey, what else can it be for? It's just to collect debts. Osborn owes me [-] million U.S. dollars. He plans to No one can do this, right?"

Bullseye slapped his thigh, "That's right, mercenary assassins, what they hate the most is deadbeats. Who is this bastard who dares to do this? Is it easy for us to make some money? It's money earned on the edge of a knife. This money They all paid for it with their lives. Damn that bastard. A stupid piece of trash who gave birth to a child without PY actually dared to default on his debt. It is simply unreasonable not to kill such a scumbag. He must be cut into pieces and crushed into ashes. "

After Bullseye finished spraying, he remembered that this scumbag was his current boss, Norman Osborne, and he accidentally sprayed his boss.