The Exorcist Detective

Bullseye, full of resentment, pondered in his heart how he should torture this lunatic.

Bullseye's identity is very complicated. In addition to being Kingpin's gold medal killer, he is also Osborn's thug. His position in the Skyhammer team is to deal with SHIELD's Hawkeye, because Bullseye is also a long-range attack. type.

However, he is much more difficult to deal with than Hawkeye. Bullseye's special skill is to turn everything at hand into a hidden weapon. Even leaves or toilet paper become murderous weapons in his hands.

But Bullseye also has a more private identity. He is also a serial killer. There is a special period every year when he always has an uncontrollable urge to kill. Today, he was ordered to kill someone, and he secretly made up his mind to kill him happily. .

With this idea in mind, Bullseye couldn't wait to rush through the door of the Manhattan Hotel, and then froze.

In Bullseye's impression, this hotel is magnificent, like a palace, but in front of him is a scene of Shura Hell, with blood everywhere, heads rolling on the ground, internal organs and stumps everywhere, Bullseye's eyesight is outstanding. , it was immediately obvious that there were probably hundreds of people dead here. The smell was so disgusting that Bullseye almost vomited.

In the center of this sea of ​​blood, standing like a god of death, was none other than Deadpool holding two swords. He raised his head and saw Bullseye, and immediately recognized Bullseye's identity. Such a person with a target tattooed on his forehead, It's hard to forget.

"It turns out it's you. Your boss owes me so much money. If you don't pay me back today, I will kill him." Deadpool's eyes turned red. Since he recognized Bullseye, he immediately pointed it at Bullseye with his single sword.

"You have the guts. I know you as Deadpool. It is said that you are the best mercenary assassin, ranked number one in the world? Hum...why do you have that?" Bullseye raised the thorn in his hand provocatively.

Bullseye is also a powerful assassin mercenary. Faced with Deadpool who ranks above him, he is certainly not convinced.

Wen Wu is first, Wu Wu is second. The killer world also pays attention to a ranking issue. Bullseye ranks third all year round, below Deadpool and Winter Soldier Bucky. If he can kill Deadpool today, he will be a veritable mercenary. King of.

Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a moment, then counted on his fingers, "Let me think about it, I have assassinated Doctor Doom, Li Kang, the Hulk, and I have fought with General Ross and General Stryker. These old a**s have fought before. By the way, I also fought against the Mandarin at that time, although I have never fought, hahaha... Oh, by the way! I once gave him a fight with your fat boss Jin Bin. I fired bullets, but he was too thick-skinned, so I didn’t kill him.”

The names of big names come out of Deadpool's mouth. Regardless of whether they are good or evil, every one of them is famous.

Bullseye was frightened when he heard the first name, but when he heard the last one, he couldn't help but laugh, "Hmph... you are really a perfect assassin, even though all the targets you assassinate are... You are a strong man, but no one has been killed. You have been making trouble for a long time, and you are an assassin who cannot kill people. Isn’t that a laughing stock?"

"Laugh, laugh all you want. As far as I know, Doctor Doom is in the Latvian Embassy. You go and assassinate him now. I don't ask you to kill him. As long as you can come back alive, I, the third A mercenary and the title of number one assassin are all yours. The conditions are as simple as that. If you have the guts, just go and give it a try." The conditions given by Deadpool were simple and crude, and seemed to be extremely feasible. powerful.

However, Bullseye stood there awkwardly, not moving for a long time.

Are you kidding me, Doctor Doom is so easy to kill?Let’s not talk about how high Doctor Doom’s IQ is. Let’s talk about Doctor Doom’s defensive measures first. If you want to kill Doctor Doom, you must first be able to distinguish which one is the real Doctor Doom and which one is actually just a stand-in advanced robot of destruction. Even if Even Dr. Doom's cronies may not be able to recognize it, and this is only the first step to success.

Then we have to face the indestructible armor of destruction. This armor is world-famous because it is made of vibranium!

One hundred sets of gold armors are not as valuable as one vibranium armor. This is just the price of raw materials. Anyone who can afford the vibranium armor must be a super wealthy man.

The vibranium armor itself is indestructible, not to mention that there are countless high-tech modifications in it. Doctor Doom is the only one in the world who can modify vibranium with such precision. Even Ukanda, the country that produces the most vibranium, does not have this ability. This kind of technology is already perverted enough. Doctor Doom also installed a defense matrix on the armor. Even the tank with the thickest armor is not as tough as Doctor Doom. To assassinate such a person?It’s true that Bullseye is a pervert, but

It's that he's not crazy.

"Huh huh huh..." Bullseye sneered repeatedly, "Instead of killing that difficult Doctor Doom, I think it would be easier to kill you!"

Before he could finish his words, Bullseye had already taken action, and two flashes of cold light and lightning struck Deadpool on the left and right sides of his chest in the blink of an eye, one of which hit the heart.

"What a fast knife." Deadpool stared at the military spike on his chest and said slowly.

"Oh my god, this is a success?" Bullseye opened his eyes in disbelief. He is usually a dead man and has no idea about Deadpool's abilities. "Is this the strength of the legendary mercenary king? I should have known it earlier. That’s right, I’ve already taken action. As expected, it’s hard to live up to my reputation, but it doesn’t matter. From today on, I will be the mercenary king..."

Bullseye was halfway through blowing his awesomeness, but he couldn't stop blowing.

"It's really unexpected." Deadpool pulled out the military spur, which was still dripping with blood. "I saw you holding the military spur, and I thought you were going to fight me in close combat. I didn't expect that it turned out to be a hidden weapon. I accidentally got hit by it." I’m sorry, I’ve disappointed you a bit, but it doesn’t matter, let’s move on to the next round.”

"You...why didn't you die?" Bullseye's eyes almost popped out. "Then there is potassium cyanide poison on the military thorns. How could you not die?"

"I think maybe it's because I like to eat spinach. You know, Popeye always said that," Deadpool imitated Popeye's tone and shouted, "Eating spinach often makes me strong, HOHOHO... ...So your poison is useless to me.”

Bullseye pulled out a button from his clothes, flicked his hand, and the copper button hit Deadpool's throat, making a round hole, "Eat spinach? This is the first time I heard that eating spinach can stab your heart, hum. Huh... maybe your heart is askew, but now that you have a hole in your throat, let me see how you can still talk so much!"

"It's useless." Deadpool vomited twice and spat out the copper button. "Let me tell you a good thing. I have fought with so many big shots, but I didn't even leave any scars on my body, except that I am handsome. , In addition to my invincible character, I have a self-healing factor and an immortal body. No matter how hard you try, you can't kill me."

Bullseye watched as the wound on Deadpool's throat healed on its own. He now understood that he seemed to have stung a hornet's nest.

"Even if you have a self-healing factor, let's see if you can resist this move!" Bullseye pulled open his tights, revealing his strong chest.

Deadpool yelled, "You want to be a gangster, don't you? You think you can't beat me, so you want to play philosophical wrestling with me. Let me tell you, I'm Billy Herrington's good friend. You're such a dirty guy." I've seen a lot of tricks, your next move is to take out a bar of soap from behind your butt, that's what it must be."

Bullseye's action happened to be to reach out and take out a weapon from his butt pocket. When Deadpool scolded him, he didn't take it out with his hand, let alone left it like this, "Stop... shut up! Who do you think you are?" Are they all perverts like you? I don’t know about brothers, Billy Herrington, Yuexia, Kenjiro, Rao, Goku, DIO, or the Hulk, I don’t know any of them. Know."

"Hey, forget about the big guy like the Hulk. Compared to other people, the Hulk is more like a green-skinned gorilla. You even like this type. The taste is quite strong." Deadpool couldn't help but tease. road.

Bullseye became so angry that he dared to call my idol a gorilla?This is intolerable!He threw away the things behind him.

Deadpool saw that it turned out to be a steel ball. He danced his swords like the wind and hit a steel ball with one strike. The steel ball burst suddenly and exploded violently. Then other steel balls exploded in succession, blowing Deadpool away for ten seconds. A few meters away.

Bullseye knew that Deadpool had excellent self-healing ability, so he didn't intend to give Deadpool a chance to breathe. He picked up a piece of broken glass from the side and threw it at Deadpool's limbs. He planned to cut off the tendons of Deadpool's hands and feet. , so that Deadpool loses his ability to move.

Deadpool suddenly turned over and had an M119 semi-automatic pistol in his hand. He pulled the trigger continuously, shattering all the incoming glass, and fired a few more shots, forcing Bullseye away.

After this round of confrontation, Deadpool and Bullseye both know that the other is not easy to mess with. Although Bullseye admires Deadpool's skills, Deadpool also admires Bullseye's methods. There are thousands of mercenary killers in the world, who can climb to the top and Third, he really has real abilities.

So Deadpool also put away his usual playful mentality and began to seriously deal with the powerful enemy in front of him.