The Exorcist Detective

"Oh my God, does he dare to be more shameless?" Doctor Strange shouted. This scene is really an explosion of shame.

"He dares!" Li Kang nodded affirmatively.

At this time, a chubby black teddy dog ​​ran over and jumped. This teddy dog ​​looked really strange. Its head was very weird in shape and looked like a human being, not a dog.

Li Kang tilted his head and looked at it for a long time. He poked Doctor Strange and said, "That teddy dog's face can't be yours."

Doctor Strange looked at it carefully and sneered, "It's impossible. Although it looks a little strange, how could it be me? Deadpool didn't know me at all before. He wouldn't dream of me."

The supermodel holding Deadpool's thigh suddenly kicked the teddy dog ​​away, "Uh... I don't know why, as soon as I saw this dog's face, I had the urge to kick it. It looks so disgusting.”

The teddy dog ​​rolled twice on the ground and couldn't get up for a while. Deadpool went over and picked up the teddy dog. "Doctor Strange, are you okay? Are you injured?" He turned to the supermodel and said, "This is My pet dog Doctor Strange, although he is a single dog, you should not treat him like this. Single dogs also have people... Dog rights and caring for single dogs are our obligations. How could you do this? How to treat it? Although it is ugly and has a weird temper, which makes people feel like kicking it, we are caring people, right? Remember... to care for single dogs."

"Let me chop him to death! I'm going to chop him to death!!" Doctor Strange pulled out a black ice ax, rushed in front of Deadpool and chopped down.

Li Kang hurriedly hugged Doctor Strange from behind and dragged him away from Deadpool. Deadpool was deep in his dream and couldn't see anything. He was still teaching the supermodel to care for singles. Who knew just now The single nearly chopped off his head.

"What's wrong with you, single? You want to treat me like this?! I... I once had a girlfriend! I'm not single, I'm a single noble now, I'm rich... I have knowledge, and I'm charming. Wisdom, as long as I hook up with you, those charming women will date me. Why do you turn me into this wretched dog?!" Doctor Strange pointed at Deadpool and yelled.

Li Kang couldn't laugh or cry and pulled Doctor Strange, and he comforted him, "You're right, you are not a single person, you are really not, you are a single aristocrat, he is just dreaming, you must not take it to heart, what did you say just now? Me? Relax, he doesn’t mean any harm, in fact, he just wants to care for you."

"Fuck your love, Li Kang, let me go now, I'm going to chop him to death!" Doctor Strange struggled desperately.

Li Kang tried to persuade him to no avail. He pushed Doctor Strange away angrily, "Have you had enough trouble? This is the nightmare space. Now only Deadpool can find a chance to defeat the Nightmare Lord. It's useless for you to kill him now. He You can't kill him if you have a self-healing factor, and it will destroy our chance of finding the Nightmare Lord. Relax, as long as Deadpool can break this nightmare, the Nightmare Lord can only show up. For such a large nightmare, the Nightmare Lord consumes a lot of energy. , whether we can escape or not depends on Deadpool, relax, at worst, I will help you teach him a lesson after we get out!"

Doctor Strange was right. There is no point in attacking Deadpool now, because Deadpool is still in his dream. When he is out of danger, it will not be too late to teach him a lesson. Let’s see now, how can he scare this crazy Deadpool? What kind of scary thing is a nightmare? If the nightmare is too scary, it will cause massive mental damage to the bystanders. This is just like when "The Ring" was first released, someone was frightened by a heart attack and died on the spot. Similarly, if the SAN value drops too much, it will be sucked into the nightmare and become its victim.

"But...but this is so abominable, this is naked discrimination, this is intolerable, intolerable!" Doctor Strange pointed at Deadpool, shaking with anger.

To be honest, Deadpool is pretty good to me, but he just dreamed of me becoming a sissy. At least this is much better than being a single guy... Li Kang thought with satisfaction.

At this time, a man in a clown suit who looked like a supporter came to Deadpool secretly and said, "Deadpool, you are my favorite hero. My admiration for you is as continuous as the water of the Mississippi River." It is like the Ganges River overflowing, which is out of control, but I still want to advise

Just tell me, it’s safe to turn around. Meatball Bob is so terrifying. Even ten people working together can’t be his opponent. I’ve never seen such a terrifying monster since I hosted the competition. You’d better leave. In this kind of situation where human power can’t fight. Running away from monsters is not a shame, but a wise choice. "

"No!" Deadpool refused, "I will not run away. I am the two-time winner of the Madison Big Eater Competition. For the honor of our New York burger lovers, I will not retreat."

Deadpool threw off his cape (I don’t know when he had an extra cape on him), and tied a golden belt around his waist. In the center of the golden belt was the image of a hamburger. Deadpool held the golden belt high. , walked towards the venue with head held high, surrounded by mountains and tsunamis, all New Yorkers were excited, and the sound of shouting "Long Live Deadpool" may be heard to the end of the universe.

Doctor Strange couldn't care less about being angry at this time, "The Nightmare Lord uses such a huge energy, it will definitely hit Deadpool's most fearful thing in his heart, but why is Deadpool so afraid of this meat ball, and this Madison Big Eater What the hell is a competition?"

Li Kang also looked confused. He said slowly, "As far as I know, Deadpool did participate in this burger eating competition. It is said that he even won a championship title, but I didn't expect that he would take this championship. Taking it so seriously, his biggest nightmare is to lose this championship title. When things have developed to this point, I wonder how far this nightmare will develop."

Doctor Strange couldn't help but nodded, "I think so too. I don't know what Meatball Bob looks like, which would make Deadpool afraid of looking like this."

Li Kang was also very curious. He had only heard the name Meatball Bob. According to rumors, he was a big fat man, otherwise he wouldn't be called Meatball.

Deadpool held the golden belt high, and under the admiring eyes of everyone, he came to the competition ring. There were two huge tables on the ring. On each table, there were mountains of hamburgers. In front of the table to the west, Now sitting there is a huge meat ball as big as a mountain...

This person is fat everywhere, so fat that it feels like he is blowing air. Kingpin is also a big fat guy, but Kingpin is fat but not stupid. This meatball Bob is fat and stupid, with a silly cuteness. He is very powerful. According to rumors, he can easily destroy a tank and is a very capable warrior under Magneto.

When Meatball Bob saw Deadpool coming, he stood up with a silly smile. This time he stood up, he looked even more silly and cute. His image was very much like Eagle Sauce in "That Rabbit", with a pair of thin little The short legs supported a round, fat body, but this body was as big as seven or eight people, and it was full of oppression.

"Deadpool... I didn't expect you to really dare to face me, but I put my words here today. You can't eat me. Just a few days ago, I just ate the Hulk and sent him to the hospital. , a month ago, the red tank was eaten by me until I knelt down and begged for mercy, little deadpool, look at my record!" Meatball Bob threw a handful of golden belts with his hands, and the golden golden belts radiated in the sun. Wearing a glorious light.

"Impossible... This is the golden belt of the Tokyo Big Eater... It originally belonged to..." Deadpool picked up a golden belt with Japanese mosquito written on it and a pattern of Mount Fuji underneath the hamburger.

"It originally belonged to the Silver Samurai! Now it belongs to me!" Meatball Bob laughed.

"The leader of the Hand Union, Silver Warrior, is a brave warrior. Unless he dies in battle, he will never hand over the golden belt." Deadpool clenched his fists.

"So, he ate until his stomach exploded and he really died. Hahaha... What a stupid man. Wouldn't it be nice to just hand over the gold belt?" Meatball Bob sneered, "You The golden belt will soon be mine, you should understand by now, facing the invincible Meatball Bob, just having the determination to die is of no use."

"I will defeat you, I swear!" Deadpool stood up straight without showing any signs of weakness, and came to his pile of hamburgers.

"Countdown! Three seconds! Three...two...one...the competition begins!!" the host shouted, and then he spoke super fast, "Welcome to the Madison Big Eater Competition, now Officially started, the rules of the competition are very simple, see who can eat the most hamburgers within the stipulated time, there is no upper limit on hamburgers, until death."