The Exorcist Detective

The flying broom swayed in the air for a few times, and then stopped in mid-air.

Bullseye secretly watched Deadpool and Li Kang talking. He sneakily came to the side of the flying broom and suddenly jumped on top of the broom. He imitated the movements in the movie and hung heavily on the flying broom with his feet in the air. Above, the scene in the movie is indeed very cool, but in fact there is a huge danger in doing so. The broom stick is not soft, but the space between human legs is very soft.

"Oh...my God..." Bullseye's idea was to secretly fly away on a broomstick, but he got too excited and hit his balls, causing tears to flow down his cheeks.

Even a mercenary who has experienced hundreds of battles cannot bear this kind of pain. He is already very strong. Others would have been foaming at the mouth. After such a delay, Deadpool reacted very quickly. He immediately turned around and reached out to grab Bullseye's feet.

Bullseye tried hard to shake Deadpool off, holding Deadpool's face hard with both feet, "Get off me, get up on me."

The command of the flying broom is "get up", and the movement of the two feet is the operating system that controls it. Specifically, it is a bit like an electric car. Bullseye kicks his legs randomly, and says "get up" again. The flying broom shakes and suddenly looks like a Flying out like a wild horse.

"Be careful!" Li Kang only had time to shout, but in fact no one heard him.

The flying broom keeps shaking in the air. The battle between Deadpool and Bullseye for the broom has reached a fever pitch. The two of them are fighting for each other in the air. Usually, these two people don't know what humility is. Now they see the surrounding scenery. Backing up like a roller coaster, they turned over and jumped onto the broom. At this time, the broom was completely out of control, flying them around in the sky. They tried to control the broom, but they didn't know what to do. Under normal circumstances, the broom There is a special section in the front section, which is equivalent to the steering wheel of a car. It can control the broom to fly up, down, left and right, but they are both standing on the broom, and they don't care about the battle for the broom. The two hug each other and watch the broom move quickly. of the church.

"Low-key operation...low-key operation...low-key your sister." Li Kang watched with red eyes as the flying broom arced in the air and hit the white dome of the church with a loud bang. The huge sound wave shook the valley and the cliff. Thousands of years of snow on the ground rushed down like thousands of horses galloping down, and there was a loud rumble in the valley. I don’t know how long it took before it finally returned to calm...

It's simply too low-key. The king never travels with such a big battle. I don't know, but I thought someone's chief god went out for inspection. Li Kang was a little angry. Sure enough, he took Deadpool out with him. There was never any movement when he was young. , I must have been blinded by lard, otherwise how could I have thought of trusting him?

However, we can indeed see that the nameless city is unusual. An avalanche of such magnitude is like the sudden arrival of the end of the world, but all the snow stops at the edge of the city, as if it has hit an invisible wall. Same as above, even if hundreds of millions of years have passed, some functions of the city can still operate. Human beings should really learn what the true spirit of craftsmanship is.

Compared with the ancients, the Japanese, who have always regarded themselves as craftsmen, but have gradually degenerated into craftsmen's spirits, are a bunch of scum.

Since there was no one else around, Li Kang simply put away the magic flying carpet, which was slower than a classic car, and used flying magic to fly. This was much faster than the flying carpet. Not long after, he flew over the temple.

Before he could react, a beam of light suddenly shot out of the temple and hit him head-on on the forehead, followed by countless more beams of light...

Li Kang rolled repeatedly in the air, and finally stopped after a lot of effort. The advantage of having a defensive aura is that when faced with such a sudden attack that catches people off guard, automatic defense will be activated. It is very difficult for a magician to fight head-on. It is difficult to defeat, but sneak attacks are another matter. 60.00% of the magicians killed in the world died from sneak attacks, so magicians are also the most enthusiastic about collecting magical artifacts with defensive capabilities.

In addition to his own defensive aura, Li Kang still has this windbreaker, defensive tattoos on his body, and a defensive ring on his hand. Apart from these, he still has many defensive artifacts on his body, and he has not suffered any damage.

Li Kang flew behind a building and carefully observed the enemy. He gradually discovered that there was no enemy, but that all the automatic defense systems in the city had been activated. Originally, these defense systems had been closed for many years, but the huge avalanche just now caused another Let them be activated, and as long as they approach in flight, they will be subject to fierce air defense attacks. As for the ground, there is no automatic defense, because the physical ability of the ancients themselves is very powerful and can make the Asgardians fall into a hard battle. The kind that can spray acid, which is extremely difficult to deal with, and there are many machines on the ground.

But the most important reason is because of the Shoggoths. Because there are monsters like the Shoggoths who are almost invincible on land, the ancients are dismissive of ground attacks. If anyone dares to come, they will send out an army of Shoggoths. Crushing, they have too many Shoggoths. Li Kang and the other three encountered just one of them, and they were already being chased so hard, let alone an army of Shoggoths. It is simply unimaginable. , Facing this army of enemies, what a miserable end there will be.

Li Kang didn't want to enjoy this kind of treatment. He lowered his height and hurried to the temple. He saw the flying broom stuck in the stone of the temple. The end of the broom was broken, and the sparks of magic were sizzling. Deadpool and Bullseye are still blaming each other.

"Obviously it's you, a bastard, who wants to steal the broom, you despicable bullseye pig." One of Deadpool's arms was broken, and he was lying on the dome of the temple cursing.

Bullseye didn't want to take advantage of his words. Anyway, it was already like this. The Flying Broomstick didn't enjoy it. If he let Deadpool say a few more words, he might as well just die. "You blame me, you blame me. Why can the Flying Broomstick just do it?" You use it, and I have contributed. I am here to help you. If there is such a good thing, you should at least ask me, the person who helps you. It is better for you, you have no intention of being humble at all, and you don’t even ask. You want to fly on a flying broomstick, and I don’t accept it.”

Deadpool took out a revolver from his crotch, pointed it at the bullseye, and fired continuously, "If you don't accept it, today I will show you the consequences of disobeying it. The last person who made trouble like me was killed." I stuffed it into a cement bucket and threw it into the Pacific Ocean. I think you also want to enjoy this kind of treatment."

"Hey, is it because you, Grandpa Bullseye, don't know anything else about bluffing people? When it comes to assassinations, I would say he is second. No one dares to say that he is number one."

"I have the best assassination skills in the world, but you will always be a second-rate person. I told you, what can you do?"

Bullseye was choked by Deadpool and gasped for a long time. He pulled out a small branch from behind the broom, broke it into several pieces, and threw it at Deadpool. Deadpool dodged left and right, but a Didn't hide away either.