The Exorcist Detective

Deadpool threw several alien technology grenades in succession, and the huge explosion made the whole cave tremble. Li Kang knew that the rest of the magic was useless against the Shoggoths, and the black magic was naturally useless. His lightning There was only one way to use magic, so I had to bite the bullet and use it.

Bullseye stood at the end of the team and now became the leader, taking the lead in escaping, "You two bastards, what kind of fun is that? You can tell me."

Bullseye felt that he had been unlucky for eight lifetimes. Otherwise, how could he have been blinded by lard and follow these two scammers, Li Kang and Deadpool, into such troubled waters? He is not a superhero, and vampires rule. There is nothing wrong with the world. The life of gangsters is better than before. Oil and water are huge. Of course, vampires are all arrogant and rude idiots, but it doesn't matter. Just kill them if you don't like them. But now they are following behind How to kill that big player? You probably need to use missiles to kill it.

"Didn't the Shoggoth say it's called a Shoggoth? Even though it looks like it has a lot of eyes, it's actually super short-sighted and can't see clearly at all," Li Kang shouted loudly. "It mainly relies on sound wave vibrations to sense objects. As long as we stay quiet, we can fool it."

Bullseye looked back and yelled, "I'm lying to you, you big-headed ghost. The cave should be packed with toys. It doesn't need to look at it. It can kill us as long as it keeps rushing forward. Are you okay?" Quiet, I see you shout louder than anyone else."

Deadpool is at the end. He has the most equipment and it is extremely difficult to run. "Damn it, I can't run anymore. You two are not loyal. Wait for me."

No one was waiting for him, Bullseye shouted loudly, "What are you afraid of? You are immortal. Even if you are swallowed, you can survive it. You have to have confidence in yourself."

Deadpool yelled, "You have confidence, you big-headed devil. If you continue to bastard, be careful, I will shoot you and break your legs."

Li Kang in the middle has the worst physical fitness. He smokes three packs a day. Even Bolt is a useless person. What's more, Li Kang is a magician. Basically, a magician's magic power is inversely proportional to his physical fitness. Like Magicians of his level are generally weaklings with no power to restrain themselves. He is already considered an anomaly.

But no matter how strange he was, it couldn't change the fact that his physical fitness was poor. He was sweating profusely within 10 minutes of running. There was not enough space here, and he didn't dare to fly in the dark, so he could only continue to run forward with heavy steps.

Finally, the front suddenly became clear. It was the area where the emperor penguins lived. This was a fish-belly-shaped cave. The cave at the back was relatively narrow, but it was a large area.

The emperor penguins sensed that a huge threat was approaching quickly, and they were so frightened that they got up, crawled slowly with their fat bodies, and screamed loudly in fear.

The screams of thousands of Emperor Penguins merged into a scalp-numbing sound. After the Shoggoths rushed in, they stopped in confusion. Li Kang saw that the Shoggoths could not find them, so he Covering his ears, he lay down next to Deadpool's ear and shouted loudly, "Tell the other side of the cave to throw a grenade to lure the Shoggoths over."

Deadpool nodded, picked out a detonation grenade, and threw it to the cave entrance in the distance. There was a cliff below the cave entrance. When they came here, they were teleported directly from the Mystery House. Li Kang himself could have flown here instead. It's Deadpool or Bullseye. If you want to successfully get here, I'm afraid it will take a lot of trouble.

The grenade rolled down the slope of the cave, almost to the entrance of the cave.

There was a loud explosion, and the sound of the detonating grenade was very loud, which immediately attracted the attention of the Shoggoth. It rushed over with a roar, crushing many emperor penguins who had no time to escape along the way, and it rushed to where everything was covered with ice. Here at the landslide, my heavy body couldn't stop and slid down the slope.

Li Kang rushed behind it and kept throwing lightning at the Shoggoth. Deadpool rushed over and tilted the bullets at it, just to prevent the Shoggoth from gaining a foothold.

The Shoggoth wanted to grab the ice and move back, but every time Li Kang's lightning hit it, its body would stiffen. Coupled with Deadpool's constant attacks, it couldn't be hurt, but it was pushed. It kept sliding down, and finally its strength could no longer hold on to the ice, and it slid down.

"Tek...Lili" was accompanied by a scream from the Shoggoth, and with a bang, the Shoggoth slipped out of the cave and fell off the cliff.

If it falls to the ground, it will probably be smashed into a big puddle of mud. Even if its vitality is terrifyingly tenacious, the chance of survival is almost zero.

Li Kang squatted on the ground, took out a pack of cigarettes with trembling fingers, and gave one to Deadpool and Bullseye, "Grandma, you got off to a bad start. Why did you get targeted by such a troublesome player when you first came in? No. My lungs are about to explode, let’s rest for a while.”

Bullseye didn't feel anything at all. He did run very fast just now, but his daily training was a hundred times more intense than before. He didn't carry as much equipment as Deadpool did. "I see what you're doing." Your body is also a shoddy project. I really don’t understand. If your magic is so strong, why don’t you also train your body? If your physical ability is strong enough, wouldn’t you be invincible?”

Li Kang took two puffs of cigarette, and his trembling fingers finally recovered, and the muscles on his thighs finally stopped trembling, "I... What I hate the most is exercising. I want someone who is invincible in the world to use me anymore." If I can fight a few if I'm good enough, I can be invincible in a single fight, but people nowadays are all about team battles. Who can fight with you in a single fight? I can watch movies, hold my wife and children, it's great, only singles like you can, You only take fitness seriously. Do you think any man who has a family is not fat and big-eared?"

Bullseye touched the dagger at his waist, thinking that at this distance, I could slit your throat with just one casual knife. I would pry open your stinky mouth and remove that damn poisonous tongue. Cut it off and see if you still dare to laugh at me for being single.

In fact, there is a reason why Bullseye is in such a bad mood. He had been pursuing the Moonstone before, but the Moonstone didn't look at him seriously. The Moonstone almost slept with everyone in SHIELD. The dimension was in his In front of him was a damn cold and glamorous goddess, who would have been aggrieved by it. Li Kang said he was a single guy, and Bullseye thought he was making fun of it, so he acted evilly.

Deadpool said on the side, "Don't always be single. If you are single, call him Brother Bullseye. I've heard people say that he is attracted to the woman Moonstone. Moonstone is a slut, but only Here at Bullseye, it's so pure and pure, Bullseye feels so miserable."

When Li Kang heard this, he raised his head and glanced at the bullseye, "That's quite unlucky. I said the wrong thing, but what's so good about that woman in Moonstone? I don't understand what you like about her. If you If you really like it, go back and find someone to prepare a love elixir for you. Make sure that after she drinks it, she will only have you in her heart and stick to you. She won't let you go until you get tired of it."

"Really" Bullseye was overjoyed, and the resentment in his heart had long since disappeared.